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DiscoveryCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4754	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is like a trippy acid trip mixed with a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure filled with crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as nutty as you are. Trust me, once you step foot in this pixelated wonderland, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! 🌈🌀🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Towns Built:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Towns Built:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Potions Brewed:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6239
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Votes:	815	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Emeralds Found:	4517

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.