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Nikke’s Realm 1.21.4

#union raid, 1.21.4, 2ID Nikke, 2nd Anniv, alteisen, Android, Ang Tahun Nikke, Awaken Rapi., Beat the Gun, black shadow, cd keys, co-op, codes, Current Costume Passes, current events, Current Special Recruit, December 2024, December 26, Developer’s Note, Ein, Entertainment Only, event pass, FAQ, First Festa, FOOTSTEP, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, Handmade Festa, Ios, Krok Salamin, Last Girlhood, Merry Nikke., Missilis Can Do Nikke, Mission Pass, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke Christmas Party, Nikke Codes, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Pasko 24., PC, rapi, Realm, Red Hood, Rewards, RUN, Salamin 2 Years and Counting., Scarlet, Solo Raid, Standard SSR Selector, Stay Tactical, Step Up Recruit, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Costume Passes, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Special Recruit, update, Volume, walk, Winter Slayer, Yrome, Zwei

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! If you wanna have a lit time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We got updates coming at you faster than a speeding bullet, with events like FOOTSTEP, WALK, RUN – like, what even is that? And don’t even get me started on the Special Recruits – Guillotine: Winter Slayer? More like Guillotine: Winter SLAY QUEEN!

But wait, there’s more! We got Costume Passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Ein: Handmade Festa – who comes up with this stuff, am I right? And if you’re into codes, we got ’em all – from NIKKECHRISTMASPARTY to UNBREAKABLETREASURECHEST, we’ve got codes for days, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory! Let’s get this party rockin’ like a blockin’ Ender Dragon, baby!

Nikke’s Realm 1.20.6

#union raid, 1.20.6, alteisen, Android, Beat the Gun, black shadow, CHRISTMASPARTYAWAKEN, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Current Special Recruit, December 2024, December 26, Developer’s Note, Ein, ENTERTAINMENTONLY, FAQ, First Festa, FOOTSTEP, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, Handmade Festa, Ios, KRKOLSALAMIN, Last Girlhood, MERRYNIKKE, Missiliscan, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NIKKE2NDANNIV, nikkeonsatellite, nikkeorigin, Nikkes, PASKO24, PC, rapi, Realm, Red Hood, RUN, SALAMIN2YEARSANDCOUNTING, Scarlet, Solo Raid, staytactical, Step Up Recruit, Superior HOOD Edition, TREASURECHEST, ulangtahunnikke2id, Unbreakable, Upcoming Costume Passes, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Special Recruit, update, Volume, walk, Winter Slayer, YROMEMNIKKE, Zwei

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8376	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Crops Grown:	7917
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Yo, bro, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server that’s like, off the charts lit? It’s like the Superior HOOD Edition of Minecraft, where you can download the game on Android/iOS/PC and join in on the madness.

They got events that are more hype than a llama on roller skates, like the FOOTSTEP, WALK, RUN event from December 26 to January 16. And don’t even get me started on the Union Raid happening from December 27 to January 2. It’s gonna be more epic than a creeper explosion!

Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood that you can snag from December 12 to January 31. And the upcoming Costume Passes are gonna have you looking fly as a bat in a tuxedo.

But wait, there’s more! They even have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures, like STAYTACTICAL and EEEEEEEENTERTAINMENTONLY. It’s like a treasure hunt for diamonds, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness on this Minecraft server and let’s get this party started! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight.

Nikke’s SMP General Minecraft #3404

#union raid, 2nd anniversary, alteisen, Android, Ark Mage, Awaken Rapi., Beat the Gun, black shadow, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Ein, Entertainment, FAQ, First Festa, FOOTSTEP, Game Download, general, General Info, guillotine, Handmade Festa, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Krkols, Last Girlhood, ludmilla, maiden, maintenance, mica, Minecraft, Missilis, Naga, new players, Nikke Christmas Party, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, PC, rapi, Red Hood, RUN, Salamin, Salamin 2 Years and Counting., Scarlet, smp, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, treasure chest, Ulang Tahun Nikke, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, walk, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer, Yrome, Zwei

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, even the Ice Dragon Saga event looks tame in comparison.

Join us for Footstep, Walk, Run event where you’ll have to literally do all three at the same time to survive. And don’t miss out on the Union Raid where you team up with other players to take down a giant Alteisen!

Our special recruits are no joke either. Maiden: Ice Rose is so cold, she’ll freeze your enemies in their tracks. And Ludmilla: Winter Owner is back for a rerun, ready to show off her winter fashion sense.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming recruit Rapi: Red Hood is so stealthy, they’ll sneak up on you without you even noticing. And Scarlet: Black Shadow is making a comeback, ready to strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose her.

Don’t miss out on our crazy costume passes either. From Volume: Beat the Gun to Ein: Handmade Festa, our costumes are so stylish, even the creepers will be jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the Unbreakable Treasure Chest, it’s been known to cause some chaos. See you in the game!

Nikke’s Realm 1.20

#union raid, alteisen, Android, Ark Mage, awaken, Beat the Gun, black shadow, christmas party, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Ein, Entertainment, FAQ, First Festa, FOOTSTEP, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, Handmade Festa, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Last Girlhood, ludmilla, maiden, maintenance, mica, Missilis, Naga, new players, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, PC, rapi, Realm, Red Hood, RUN, Scarlet, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, walk, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer, Zwei

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun and outrageous adventures!

We got ICE DRAGONS, MAIDENS, and even a dude named GUILLOTINE! Who wouldn’t want to hang out with Winter Owners and Snow Buddies? And don’t even get me started on the Black Shadow and Red Hood!

Plus, we got costume passes for days! Beat the Gun, Ark Mage, Last Girlhood – we got it all, baby! And let’s not forget about the codes, like NIKKECHRISTMASPARTY and UNBREAKABLETREASURECHEST!

So what are you waiting for? Join us for some LOLZY entertainment and let’s make some memories together! See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3390

#union raid, Android, anniversary, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, christmas livestream, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Kol, ludmilla, maiden, mem, mica, Minecraft, Missile, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, Origin, PC, Satellite, smp, Snow Buddy, Special Recruit, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer, YRO

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	905	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

– Have you ever wanted to fight an ICE DRAGON in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance in our ICE DRAGON SAGA event! Battle your way through snow and ice to claim victory and bragging rights among your friends.

– Feeling brave? Join our upcoming Union Raid event where you’ll team up with other players to take down epic bosses and earn epic loot. Who needs a regular raid when you can have a UNION RAID, am I right?

– Special recruit alert! Meet Maiden: Ice Rose, Ludmilla: Winter Owner, Mica: Snow Buddy, and Guillotine: Winter Slayer. These characters are ready to join your team and bring some winter magic to your Minecraft adventures.

– And don’t forget about our Costume Passes! From Volume: Beat the Gun to Vesti: Ark Mage, we’ve got the coolest costumes for your character. Who says you can’t be stylish while fighting off creepers and zombies?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with laughter, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). See you in the game, and remember to stay tactical and entertaining!

Nikke’s SMP General #3374

Android, anniversary, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, cinderella, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, ludmilla, maiden, mica, Missilis, mommydomming, new players, New Year, nikg, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, PC, Salamin, Salamin2, smp, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, White Ice Dragon, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer, Years and Counting.

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	154364
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to the most magical and chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server, let’s call it Cinderella for now, is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Cinderella is made for kissing and gentle mommydomming – need I say more? Get ready for some unexpected love and care from your fellow players.

2. Our game download is available on Android, iOS, and PC, because we believe in inclusivity. Why limit the fun to just one platform?

3. General Info/FAQ for New Players – because we care about your confusion and want to make sure you have all the answers you need. No more wandering around aimlessly!

4. ICE DRAGON SAGA – from December 5 to December 26, get ready for some frosty adventures with solo raids and white ice dragons. It’s going to be epic!

5. Upcoming Events include Co-op: Chatterbox from December 20 to December 22. Who knows what kind of crazy conversations you’ll have with your fellow players?

6. Current Special Recruit – Maiden: Ice Rose, Ludmilla: Winter Owner, Mica: Snow Buddy, and Guillotine: Winter Slayer. Because who doesn’t want a winter-themed squad to conquer the server with?

7. Developer’s Note: December 2024 – because even our developers have stories to tell. Get ready for some behind-the-scenes drama!

So what are you waiting for? Join Cinderella now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your happily ever after in this wacky Minecraft world!

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

Android, anniversary, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Current Costume Passes, current events, Current Special Recruit, December 2024, December 5, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, event pass, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, KRKOL, ludmilla, maiden, mica, Missilis, Mission Pass, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, PC, Salamin, Salamin 2 Years and Counting., Shenanigans, smp, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Special Recruit, update, Vesti, Volume, White Ice Dragon, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	New Chunks Explored:	155076
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Dragon Eggs Found:	7922
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the only limit is your imagination… and the occasional ice dragon attack! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane events, and special recruits that will make your jaw drop.

Are you ready to face the Solo Raid: White Ice Dragon and prove your worth? Or maybe you prefer teaming up for the Co-op: Chatterbox event where communication is key (and maybe a little chaos too).

But wait, there’s more! Our current special recruits include the fierce Maiden: Ice Rose, the chilling Ludmilla: Winter Owner, the adorable Mica: Snow Buddy, and the ruthless Guillotine: Winter Slayer. And trust us, you’ll want to recruit them all to survive the upcoming battles.

Don’t forget to grab your costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage to show off your style in the midst of all the madness.

Join us now and use our exclusive codes like STAYTACTICAL and UNBREAKABLE to unlock special rewards and show off your skills. This is not just a Minecraft SMP, this is a NIKKEonSatellite adventure that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

2nd Anniv, Android, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, December 2024, December 5, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Insalam, Ios, Krolsalam, ludmilla, maiden, mica, Minecraft, Missilisca, Modernia, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, Originulang, PC, Satellite, Server, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, TahunNikke, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mines Excavated:	3607	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	159
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ICE DRAGON SAGA event where you can ride on the back of a flying ice dragon and battle against evil snowmen!

But that’s not all, we also have a special recruit named Maiden: Ice Rose who can freeze enemies with a single glance. And if that’s not enough, we have Ludmilla: Winter Owner and Mica: Snow Buddy making a comeback for all you winter lovers out there!

And get ready for the upcoming event where you can participate in a Solo Raid against a giant talking snowman named Chatterbox! Plus, we have costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage that will make you look like a total badass.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive codes like STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE and NIKKE2NDANNIVKRKOLSALAMINSALAMIN2YEARSANDCOUNTINGUNBREAKABLE that will give you special rewards like a pet penguin that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3329

2nd anniversary, Android, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, December 5, Developer’s Note, Electric nikkes, Entertainment, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Kolsalamin, ludmilla, maiden, maintenance, mica, Minecraft, Missilis, Modernia, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke origin, nikkeonsatellite, Nikkes, PC, Salamin, September 2024, smp, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crops Grown:	1712
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

🤪 Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🤩

Join us for a wild ride filled with hot electric nikkes that will blow your mind! 🔥⚡️ Don’t miss out on the action-packed gameplay and crazy events that will leave you laughing till your stomach hurts. 😂

Download the game now on Android/iOS/PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other! 🌟 But beware, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back! 🚀

From Ice Dragon Sagas to Co-op missions and Solo Raids, there’s never a dull moment on our server. 🐉💥 And with special recruits like Maiden: Ice Rose and Ludmilla: Winter Owner, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for glory! 💪

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Costume Passes that will make you stand out from the crowd and codes that will unlock exclusive rewards! 🎉

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there! 🤪✨ Remember, on our server, the fun never stops! 🎮💥 #StayTactical #NikkeOnSatellite #Unbreakable 😜🚀

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

CheaterBustersMC

academic integrity, CheaterBustersMC, Cheating, consequences, CURVE, Decision making, Dilemma, education, Ethics, Exam, Fairness, Grades, Honesty, Integrity, Professor, Report, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, STUDENT, test, University

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

CraftyCrushesMC

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	172187	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BeirutBoomCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Alien Abductions:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Farms Harvested:	323	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

Acting, BlockBusterMinecraft, Character development, cinematography, classic, Direction, editing, emotional impact, Favorite, film, FLAWLESS, influential, Masterpiece, Movie, perfectly made, production design, script, smp, sound design, storytelling, Timeless, top choice

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

all time, beloved film, best movie, BlockBusterFlicks, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, classic, Craft, emotional, Entertaining, favorite film, favorite movie, film, forever favorite, Impactful, memorable, movie lover, must watch, personal choice, Timeless, top pick, watch, why

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ores Mined:	935
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Star Shards Collected:	269	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Astral Projections Made:	3

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!