Guillermo Maldonado Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ArtisticRevengeCraft

AITAH, anger, artist, ArtisticRevengeCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, centralized, Communication, COMPOSITION, family, frame, Frustration, hurt, original, piece of art, Respect, ruined, Sadness, Signature, SIZE, throwing out, watercolor

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchantments Applied:	151
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	280	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

SickOfIt Minecraft SMP

aggravation, annoyance, Boredom, displeasure, dissatisfaction, distaste, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, hatred, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, monotony, Repetition, SickOfIt, smp, tedium, vexation, weariness

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyPatriotUSA

American, American dream, Beliefs, citizenship, CraftyPatriotUSA, culture, current events, Democracy, Diversity, emotions, Experience, freedom, Identity, national pride, patriotism, perspective, Politics, Reflection, society, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Emeralds Found:	4214	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Our server is so fun, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, our virtual world is so peaceful, you’ll forget all about the chaos of the real world. So come on over and escape to a place where the only thing exploding is your creativity!

TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble

alcohol consumption, alcohol exports, alcohol industry, alcohol producers, alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, beverage industry, Canada, cross-border trade, economic impact, global economy, international trade, market disruption, North America, political tensions, sales bans, tariff, Tariffs, TipsyCraft, trade war, Trouble, trump, U.S

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchantments Applied:	134
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, Beta Testing, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Jobs, Land Claim, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, open world, Quests, RAINBOW, role playing, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Unity, virtual world

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4413	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	117
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Server Overview
Our server offers a dynamic experience with optional quests to guide your journey, a rewarding jobs system to earn in-game currency, and a robust economy to fuel your ambitions. Claim your own land, cast your line for unique fishing rewards, and unlock incredible perks with exciting rankups! Open crates to discover rare items and level up your gameplay. Join now and discover the possibilities!

Join us Today	66.70.164.179:25566
Discord	https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Our server offers optional quests, a jobs system, a robust economy, land claiming, unique fishing rewards, rankups, crates with rare items, and more!

Q: Is the server fully set up?

A: We are currently in beta testing. Some features may not be fully set up until public release.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to 66.70.164.179:25566 and also join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to read and follow the rules to avoid any issues.

Cuddle Quest 1.21

acceptance, Affection, attachment, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Connection, CUDDLE, emotional, Expectations, Intimacy, nonsexual cuddling, Quest, relationships, Respect, sexual, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, weird

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Yo, bro, come join our Minecraft server, it’s like getting a virtual cuddle without all the weird sexual vibes, man. Like, why can’t we just enjoy some wholesome affection without it getting all awkward, you know? Join us for some non-creepy virtual hugs and build some epic pixel art together. It’s like a warm blanket for your soul, but in block form. Don’t be afraid to show some love, just keep it platonic, okay? Let’s spread positivity and good vibes in this crazy virtual world. See you there, buddy!

HangrySis AteMyFood Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, AteMyFood, Boundaries, Bracelets, CHIPS, Communication, Conflict, family, Food, Frustration, HangrySis, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, personal belongings, Respect, Server, sharing, sibling rivalry, sister, snack, Toothpaste

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Votes:	5661	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the snack-stealing siblings and toothpaste thieves. Our world is full of adventure, excitement, and most importantly, no annoying sisters!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs without worrying about someone stealing your precious snacks. Plus, if you ever run out of toothpaste, we have plenty to go around (just don’t eat it, please).

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your sibling drama, our virtual chat is always open. Let’s build a world where snacks are safe and toothpaste is plentiful.

MarriedButCrafty

Abuse, aita, Backlash, Bisexual, comfort, coming out, Conflict, deadnaming, Gay, husband, low contact, MARRIED, MarriedButCrafty, mental health, misgendering, parents, small ceremony, trans man, TRANSITION, under wraps, wedding day

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	60	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Crops Grown:	8834
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and deadnaming? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a world where you can be your true self without any judgment or misgendering.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of your pronouns. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and make friends who will support you no matter what. Plus, we have a special area where you can host your own secret wedding ceremony without any interference from disapproving parents.

So come join us and leave all the negativity behind. Who needs family drama when you have a virtual world full of acceptance and love? Let’s build a community where everyone is free to be themselves, no matter what their parents say!

WTOcraft: China Strikes Back!

China, diplomatic relations, Dispute Resolution, economic impact, Economy, free trade, global market, import/export, international trade, Négotiation, protectionism, RETALIATION, strikes, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, US, WTO, WTOcraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2982
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ores Mined:	7207
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1641

so like, u know how china and US are like, fighting over tariffs and stuff? well, this server is like, the perfect escape from all that drama, bro. come join us and build ur own virtual world where u can be the ruler of ur own economy. u can trade with other players, make alliances, or start a virtual war if u feel like it. plus, our admins are like, super chill and will always have ur back. so come on, join us and let’s show those real world politicians how it’s done in minecraft land.

Blocky Bias Speedway

BIAS, biases, blocky, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Decision making, Human Behavior, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, Speedway

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Yo, dis server be like da craziest rollercoaster ride of yo lyfe! We got speed like Sonic on crack and risk perception dat will blow yo mind!

Imagine dis, you walk into a forest and suddenly, BOOM! A giant creeper pops outta nowhere and you gotta think fast or you gonna get blown to bits! And don’t even get me started on da dragons dat be lurking around every corner, ready to snatch yo booty!

But don’t worry, we gotcha covered with our special potion dat enhances yo perception skills to da max! You gonna be dodging arrows like a ninja and outsmarting dem mobs like a boss!

So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only thing crazier dan da mobs is da players themselves! Trust me, you ain’t never gonna wanna leave once you step foot in dis insane world of Minecraft madness!