guildgates & goblins Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult themes, Anime, cheerleaders, Fan Service, FANTASY, feminine characters, folklore, futuristic setting, historical fiction, History, Kingdoms, Manga, mature content, Mythology, PIXEL, reccomendations, Schoolgirls, Sci Fi, seinen, strong female leads, Traditional Culture, women being feminine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Potions Brewed:	129	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a mix of all your favorite things but in blocky pixel form!

We got women being feminine, folklore creatures running around, some seinen vibes for the mature players, and even sci-fi elements to blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! We also throw in some historical references, fan service for all you thirsty gamers, and even cheerleaders and schoolgirls for that extra dose of fun.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a crazy mashup of all the best things in life, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

CraftyNetCashGrab

$20/month, AITAH, barely used, cheap internet, CraftyNetCashGrab, different company, expensive internet, going out to eat, Grandfathered price, gullible, Hiking, hobbies, homebody, mail, not wanting to pay, offer, roommate, SIGNED UP, sitting at home, Working

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of your roommates making decisions without consulting you first? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a peaceful haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about roommates raising your internet bill. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes glitter and rainbows. Join now for a chance to befriend this sparkly specter and become the envy of all your friends!

CraftyCopStop

AUTHORITY, citation, compliance, Confrontation, consequences, Conversation, cooperation, CraftyCopStop, Interaction, law enforcement, legal rights, police officer, professional demeanor, respectful communication, traffic laws, traffic safety, traffic stop, traffic ticket, traffic violation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	173
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of getting pulled over by boring old cops in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only traffic stops you’ll encounter are when a creeper decides to blow up your minecart! Say whatever you want to our pixelated police officers, they won’t give you a ticket, they’ll just drop some diamonds at your feet as a bribe! So come on down and experience the thrill of evading the law in a world made of blocks!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

autos, Business, Canadian oil, CraftyTrump, economic policy, Economy, ENERGY, environmental impact, Exports, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Lumber, Minecraft, Natural resources, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states, world economic forum

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	8286	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

so, liek, dis minecraft server is, liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? u gotta join cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees n pigs flyin around wearin top hats. u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens, it’s epic, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u find da secret cave, u can unlock da power to turn into a dragon n breathe fire on all ur enemies. so, why u still readin dis? join now n live ur best minecraft life, fam.

PsychoCraft: China’s Troublemakers

activism, authoritarian regime, Censorship, China, Chinas, civil liberties, dissenting views, forced confinement, freedom of speech, government oppression, human rights abuses, human rights violations, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, political activism, political dissidents, political prisoners, political repression, psychiatric hospitals, PsychoCraft, social control, troublemakers

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Items Found:	7785
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Farms Harvested:	102
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16

so like, u ever been on a minecraft server where u can build ur own psych ward for dissenters? well, this server is just like that! join us and help us round up all the troublemakers and force them into psychiatric hospitals in china! it’s a wild ride full of crazy builds and even crazier players. come join us and be a part of the madness!

Plastic Block Party

BLOCK, bloodstream, cell obstruction, cerebral thrombosis, environmental contamination, environmental health, health risks, human health, Mice, microplastic particles, microplastics, neurobehavioral abnormalities, Organs, Party, physiology, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution effects, Pollution impact, tissues, toxicology

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

come join our minecraft server and escape the microplastics madness! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. forget about cerebral thrombosis, on our server, the only thing blocking your brain cells is the sheer awesomeness of our builds.

we have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses. you can ride a llama through a rainbow portal to a land filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow rivers.

don’t worry about neurobehavioral abnormalities here, because our server is like a virtual spa for your brain. the only thing disrupting your physiology will be the pure joy of playing on our server. so come on over and join us, where the only thing in your bloodstream will be pure minecraft magic!

Tectonic

Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, Friendly, grief-free, in-game economy, Land Claims, New server, Playershops, Playerwarps, Pyrofishing, Ranking system, Ranks, Resource World, server direct, Server java, silk touch, Tectonic, Vanilla, voteparties

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8982
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features
Custom enchants (Vein miner, telepathy, replanter, …)
Pyrofishing plugin
Silk touch spawners
In-game economy
Crates / Voteparties / Ranks
In-game ranking system (free)
Resource world / main world
Playerwarps & playershops
Land claims

If you’re interested in joining our server, make sure to join our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Server Java: Tectonic.lol

Server Bedrock: 170.205.25.216:25565

The community hopes to see you real soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have a kind community with no griefers.
How do I join the server?	You can join using the server IP provided above or through our Discord for more information.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, we have custom enchants, Pyrofishing, silk touch spawners, and more.

Divine Secrets Realm 1.21

AMA, Divine, divine connection, divine guidance, divine revelation, enlightenment, esoteric knowledge, hidden truths, Higher power, Inner Wisdom, mystical experiences, Mysticism, Realm, sacred knowledge, Secrets, spiritual awakening, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual growth, Spiritual Journey, spiritual transformation, spirituality

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Towns Built:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	223
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Yo, bros, do you like being a total boss in Minecraft? Well, this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make your head spin like a Beyblade on crack.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to dive into a world of chaos and mayhem.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

DisgustCraft

abhorrent, Abnormal, abominable, BIZARRE, detestable, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, distasteful, gross, loathsome, nauseating, odd, off-putting, peculiar, Repulsive, revolting, unappetizing, unpopular opinion, unsavory, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us if you find things like eating pickles with peanut butter or wearing socks with sandals absolutely revolting. Our community of misfits will welcome you with open arms and embrace your strange quirks.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off using diamonds because they believe they are cursed. Instead, they only use dirt blocks to build their epic structures.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and unique as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

EuroCraftWar: Putin’s Lies Exposed

Condemnation, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroCraftWar, european parliament, EXPOSED, history falsification, international relations, Invasion, justification, Lies, Manipulation, Politics, Propaganda, Putins, resolution, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, systematic, Ukraine, VIOLATION, war of aggression

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

so like, u know how russia be playin’ dirty with their history and stuff? well, we ain’t about that on our minecraft server. we keep it real and honest, just like how u should be playin’ the game. join us and be a part of the resistance against fake news and propaganda! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every friday and a secret underground base where we plan our epic battles against the evil russian empire. come join us and be a hero in the fight for truth and justice!