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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9841 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 456296 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
so, come join our epic minecraft server where no one is right and everything is chaos! we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbows out of your butt and ride a unicorn into battle. plus, our community is full of friendly trolls and mischievous gnomes who will keep you entertained for hours on end. forget about the real world and come get lost in our crazy, wacky minecraft universe. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with all those problems created by people who think they’re right.
