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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4453 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2564 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?
well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.
if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.
