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Adventurous Amelia’s Minecraft SMP Anticipation Thread

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Love Letters Sent:	9	Villages Defended:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, get ready for some detective work because Amelia Watson is leading the charge! This SMP is filled with adorable dorky moments and crazy investigations. Last time, we uncovered a secret underground base filled with llamas plotting world domination. Who knows what we’ll find next?! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to solve some mysteries with Ame!

CraftyDelivery Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyDelivery, DoorDash, emotional labor, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, food insecurity, household contributions, household responsibilities, Jealousy, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative behavior, personal boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling-in-law relationships, trauma dumping, unemployed relative, working multiple jobs

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with your unpleasant sister-in-law!

Join us for a chance to order all the DoorDash burritos you want without anyone giving you the stink eye. No more jealousy issues or sulky stares while you enjoy your food in peace.

Build your dream house without worrying about a mountain of dishes piling up in the sink, because on our server, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual home without any unwanted houseguests.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you for ordering food delivery right in front of them – here, you can order as much DoorDash as your heart desires without any judgment.

So come join our server and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you can build your own world free from negative vibes and trauma dumps. Let’s craft away the stress and have some fun!

TowMyNeighborCarLOL

apartment, apartment living, car towed, code of conduct, Community Rules, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, Etiquette, Frustration, husband, monthly payment, Neighborhood, neighbors, neighbors staring, parking space, parking spot, towing, TowMyNeighborCarLOL, work

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner parking warrior! Tired of coming home from mining all day only to find someone has taken your spot in front of your virtual blocky house? Join us and show those pesky neighbors who’s boss by having their virtual cars towed!

Just like in real life, you have the option to pay for a parking spot each month in our virtual apartment complex. But beware, if someone dares to steal your spot, feel free to unleash the wrath of your pixelated tow truck and watch as chaos ensues in the neighborhood.

Don’t worry about breaking any virtual codes of conduct, because on our server, anything goes! So come join us and let the towing wars begin!

ObtainLoveMinecraftSMP

finding love, love achievement, love advice, love commitment, love connection, love discovery, love exploration, love fulfillment, love goal, love journey, love partnership, love pursuit, love quest, love satisfaction, Love Success, obtain true love, ObtainLoveMinecraftSMP, relationship tips, soulmate search, true love

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crops Grown:	1736
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Look no further than our SMP! We have a secret potion that guarantees you’ll find true love in the game. Just drink it and watch as all the creepers and skeletons start fighting over who gets to be your Minecraft bae.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power in the game.

Join us on this wild adventure filled with love potions, diamond chickens, and maybe even a few unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just find true love and become the richest player on the server. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

CraftyCreeperCafe

CraftyCreeperCafe, creativity, deep, Food, Fun, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, Identity, imagination, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, metaphorical, Personality, Philosophical, question.., Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, Thought-provoking, Unique

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement and fun!

Join us and you’ll feel like a delicious slice of pizza, covered in all your favorite toppings of adventure, creativity, and chaos.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you want to be a part of a community that’s as zesty as a jalapeno popper and as sweet as a chocolate lava cake, then come on over and join us! Who knows, you might just discover that you’re the ultimate foodie of the Minecraft world.

TwitCraftDownUndr

Argument, Australia, avoidance, child safety, Communication, compliance, consequences, digital platform, Failure, Fine, internet, law enforcement, Legal, loophole, online presence, penalty, Regulation, social media, Technology, TwitCraftDownUndr, twitter

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so like, u know how australia is all strict with their child safety laws n stuff? well this server is like the opposite of that! we encourage kids to join and play minecraft all day long, no rules, no restrictions!

we even have a special area called the “twitter zone” where kids can tweet all day long without any supervision. one time, this kid tried to avoid a child safety fine by saying twitter doesn’t exist, but we got his back and told the authorities that twitter is just a made up thing.

join our server for a wild ride of chaos, fun, and questionable decision making! who needs safety when you have minecraft, right?

Basket Toss Mania

Accuracy, athletes, Basket, baskets, challenge, Competition, Creative, Entertainment, Event, Fun, Game, Mania, Plastic, Practice, skill, Sport, Stack, supermarket, Target, Throwing, Toss, Training, Unique

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Farms Harvested:	255	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can throw plastic supermarket baskets and try to land them on the stack like a pro! who needs swords and pickaxes when you can master the art of basket throwing? become the ultimate basket champion and show off your skills to all your friends. plus, rumor has it that if you land 100 baskets in a row, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to become a basket throwing legend!

Crafty Suffering Minecraft Server

acceptance, Adversity, Challenges, coping, Crafty, emotional well being, Endurance, existentialism, Hardship, Life, life is suffering, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Pain, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, resilience, Self Discovery, Server, Struggle, Suffering

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server if you want to experience the true meaning of “life is suffering” in Minecraft. We have crazy challenges like trying to survive in a world where every block is made of lava, or battling giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s all part of the fun)!

Console Virtual Reality PC Gaming Minecraft SMP

console, console gaming, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming advancements, Gaming Community, gaming competitions, gaming consoles, gaming culture, gaming devices, gaming experiences, gaming industry, gaming innovations, Gaming news, gaming peripherals, gaming platforms, gaming reviews, gaming technology, gaming trends, Minecraft, PC Gaming, Reality, smp, video games, virtual, virtual reality gaming

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2835	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a lake. But things took a turn for the weird when the chicken came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! Now, our server is known for its abundance of diamond chickens roaming around causing mischief.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak in Shakespearean English. Imagine having a deep conversation with a llama about the meaning of life while mining for diamonds – only on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us and see which way the white man leads you on this crazy adventure!

WifeysBroWeddingMCServer

borderline diagnosis, cheating ex, Disappointment, Emotional rollercoaster, ex-girlfriend drama, family conflict, family dynamics, maxed out credit card, medication, negative feelings, past issues, refusing to go, relationship boundaries, stolen ring, Therapy, unresolved emotions, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation, wife’s brother’s wedding, WifeysBroWeddingMCServer

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships, ex-girlfriends, and family drama.

Looking for a server where you can escape from your own crazy life and dive into someone else’s drama? Look no further!

Join now to experience the thrill of dealing with a brother-in-law who is marrying your ex-girlfriend. Will you attend the wedding or stir up some trouble? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the chaos of stolen diamond rings, maxed out credit cards, and lies spread like wildfire.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore the depths of emotional rollercoasters, irrational fears, and self-esteem issues.

So come on down to our server and join the fun – because who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama?