Guil Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SillySerious SMP

Child Abuse Prevention, climate change, disregarded, domestic violence awareness, Education reform, environmental conservation, gender equality, healthcare access, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health awareness, mental illness stigma, Overlooked, political corruption, poverty alleviation, racial inequality, SillySerious, smp, social justice, Societal Problems, underestimated, underestimated issues, undervalued

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding our precious diamond stash. The only way to access it is by performing a synchronized dance with a group of chickens while reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Trust us, it’s worth it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary giant chicken boss that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the chicken boss will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the possibilities!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the llamas are fancy, the chickens are fierce, and the adventures are absolutely ridiculous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoMoreNaturalFunctions

10. Unpleasant bodily sensations, 11. Bodily inconveniences, 12. Disruptive bodily functions, 13. Unwanted physical reactions, 14. Inconvenient bodily processes, 15. Uncomfortable bodily functions, 16. Undesirable bodily functions, 17. Unwelcome bodily reactions, 18. Unpleasant physical reactions, 19. Unwanted physiological responses, 2. Natural bodily processes, 20. Annoying physical sensations., 3. Annoying body habits, 4. Unwanted bodily functions, 5. Physical discomfort, 6. Involuntary actions, 7. Embarrassing bodily reactions, 8. Irritating body functions, 9. Uncontrollable bodily responses, body functions, NoMoreNaturalFunctions

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchantments Applied:	278	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Potions Brewed:	143	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

KurskCraft: BufferZoneBuilder

border control, buffer zone, BufferZoneBuilder, Conflict, cross-border incursions, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military Action, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political strategy, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukrainian president

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	7506
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we create buffer zones in Russia’s Kursk region like the Ukrainian president! build your own fortress to protect against invading creepers and zombies! we promise not to start any international conflicts, just lots of fun and chaos! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure in minecraft history!

CraftyCooksMC

Assistance, burden sharing, collaboration, cooperation, CraftyCooksMC, efficiency, group work, Harmony, light work, Many hands, productivity, ProVerb, proverb interpretation, Saying, spoil the broth, team dynamics, team effort, teamwork, too many cooks, Unity, work together

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	279	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ da macarena! if u join dis server, u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds like a boss!

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and rare loot. u gotta solve riddles and fight off zombie hordes to get to it, but it’s totally worth it, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts marshmallows for s’mores? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join da fun and be part of our crazy minecraft family. remember, many hands make light work, but too many cooks spoil the broth. so let’s all work together and make dis server da best one out there!

☀️ Sunburned SMP: Survival of the Fishiest! 🐟💥🎣 No Weekly Challenges, Just BBQ Skills & Events! Optional PvP, No SPF Needed! 🌞

Arena, Auctions, bbq, bedrock, Challenges, Custom Gear, Economy, Events, Fishiest, Fishing, Free Ranks, Grief Prevention, java, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, Minecraft, Needed, Optional, Perks, PvP, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, SPF, Sunburned, Survival, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Zombie Dances:	3	Ores Mined:	7895
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Features of Shaded Minecraft Server

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Connect with Shaded

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the Shaded Minecraft server?	You can join by copying and pasting the server IP “play.shaded.gg” into your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
Can I protect my builds on the server?	Yes, Shaded provides a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to keep your creations safe and secure.
How can I earn free ranks and perks on Shaded?	You can earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server and participating in events and challenges.

KoreanCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Asian American, consequences, controversy, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, dog whistle, ethnicity, Identity, inclusion, Korean, KoreanCraft, microaggressions, Minecraft, offensive language, racial profiling, racism, repercussions.., Server, social justice, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you question if the owner is secretly Korean! But don’t worry, we’re not here to start any international incidents, we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic creations together. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind the mysterious Korean connection. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see where the madness takes you!

SMPixelated – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

Balmung, Coeurl, Community, crystal, Edition, Empyreum, endwalker, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, smp, SMPixelated, The Goblet, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	919237	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a new boss mob called the Ender-Chicken. Join now to experience the madness!

Looking for resources? We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots. And don’t forget to join one of our Free Companies, where we offer free llama rides every Tuesday.

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening soon, where you can participate in a watermelon eating contest and a synchronized sheep shearing competition. And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups, like the Monthly Male Meatup where we only allow players with mustaches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be careful of the killer bunnies lurking in the shadows…

SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Villages Defended:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

#revelation, BELIEF, BelievedLies, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, disillusionment, false belief, false reality, falsehood, LieCraft, Misconception, Myth, realization, smp, Trust, untruth

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	163	Votes:	2898
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).