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CraftyGuardianMC

aggression, Commander-in-Chief Syrskyi, Conflict, CraftyGuardianMC, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, occupation, Politics, russia, Russian invaders, SECURITY, the guardian, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1528	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the russian invaders are actually friendly villagers trying to trade you potatoes for emeralds! our commander-in-chief is actually a chicken named syrskyi who leads us into battle against the evil creepers trying to take over our pixelated world. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter as we defend our land from the invading hordes of zombies and skeletons. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show those russian invaders who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

AI-WeatherCraft: Fast & Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, AIWeatherCraft, Artificial Intelligence, atmospheric solver, data science, energy efficiency, Fast, forecasting model, GOOGLE, hybrid approach, hybrid model, innovation, machine learning, meteorology, physics-based, prediction, SPEED, Technology, traditional approaches, weather forecasting

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally insane, bro. You gotta join because, get this, Google developed this crazy weather forecasting thingy for the server. It’s like a mix of physics and AI and stuff. So now, when you’re building your epic castle or whatever, you’ll know exactly when it’s gonna rain so you can like, grab your umbrella or something. Plus, it’s super fast and saves energy, which is like, totally cool. So yeah, join this server and be the ultimate weather wizard of Minecraft!

Hyflip Network

Bedwars, Mini Games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Crops Grown:	9522
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Brazilian Minecraft server, currently being developed by Flipbrick Studios.

We want to bring the best possible gameplay experience to our players, supporting original and alternative Minecraft, PC and Pojav.

Here you can play our currently available minigames: Bed Wars, One In The Chamber and The Hyflip Pit.

Our idea is to listen to our community, receiving feedback and increasingly improving everyone’s experience. We value the maximum audience in all categories. Our idea will be to add as many minigames as possible in the future. We will soon have our beta launch. Join our Discord and stay up to date with all the news.

mc.hyflip.com:25566

Pirate SMP

Community, Economy, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, home, Leaderboards, Minecraft, multiplayer, Npcs, pirate smp, Plugins, Reset, Server, shopping, Shops, Small, Survival, Towns, Tpa, world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	816
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to PirateSMP! We are a small fun community built around building towns, exploring the world, building new friendships and meeting new people! We hope you enjoy it! We use a couple plugins ranging from Shops/Economy to /home and TPA as well as leaderboards and NPCs! Come on out and give us a try! We reset the world every 4 months!

play.piratesmp.com

TwinScythe: Where tornadoes and voice chat collide in a modded mess!

admin shop, Charcoal, Chat, Claims, collide, Discord, enabled, Furniture, highly encouraged, horse carts, Instructions, Mess, Mod Pack, Modded, Ores, PvP, role-play, Server, Ships, Spawn, terrafirmacraft, Tornadoes, TwinScythe, undead mobs, VOICE, weather

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	98
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TwinScythe TFC
Mod	TerraFirmaCraft
Mods in Pack	Furniture, Horse Carts, Ships, Weather
PvP	Enabled everywhere except on claims
Admin Shop	Sells ores, buys charcoal, earn money by killing undead mobs
Role Play	Encouraged but not required

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ for instructions on getting the mod pack and joining the server.

Is role play mandatory on the server?

Role play is highly encouraged but not required. Feel free to role play as much or as little as you like.

Can I sell items at the admin shop?

The admin shop sells ores and buys charcoal, but you can also earn money by killing undead mobs in-game.

Are there any specific rules for PvP?

PvP is enabled everywhere except on claims. Be mindful of other players and their territories.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

access to sex, BlockyLove, cheat code, Experience, fines, IMMORAL, incel community, Incels, Intimacy, intimacy issues, legal implications, meeting a prostitute, Minecraft, moral dilemma, pimped, prostitute home, prostitution, regulated prostitution, Server, sex work, shadow business, street whore, TAXES

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of being an incel and not getting any action? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a thriving virtual prostitution industry where you can access sex and intimacy without leaving the comfort of your own blocky home. No need to worry about fines for car sex or pimps here – our prostitutes make a killing and don’t pay taxes because it’s all in the “shadow” business. Join us and experience the cheat code for incels – who needs real-life interactions when you can have it all in Minecraft? So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride!

NoAnimeNoManga Minecraft SMP

Anime, Anime abstinence, Anime break, Anime detox, anime free, Anime hiatus, anime pause, haven’t read manga, haven’t watched anime, Manga, manga and anime break, manga break, manga cleanse, manga fast, Manga free, manga hiatus, manga withdrawal, Minecraft, NoAnimeNoManga, not reading manga, not watching anime, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans of your favorite anime and manga characters? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can finally live out your wildest anime dreams. Want to fight giant monsters with a magical sword? Done. How about building a giant mech to battle your friends in epic robot wars? You got it. And don’t even get us started on the insane food combos you can create – ramen pizza, anyone?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Rainbow Llama, you’ll gain the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to boring real life – because in our Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway

Boundaries, ceremony, Communication, compromise, Conflict, culture, Decision making, Expectations, family, giving me away, Mother, relationship, Respect, StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway, Stepfather, Support, tradition, Traditions, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	276
Holy Grails Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ores Mined:	4223
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everything is traditional and predictable? Join our Minecraft server for a wedding experience like no other!

Picture this: instead of walking down the aisle with your dad, you can ride a pig while your mom’s new husband, Phil, chases after you on a chicken! It’s a wedding procession that will have all your guests laughing and cheering.

But wait, there’s more! Instead of exchanging rings, you can exchange enchanted diamond swords for the ultimate declaration of love and commitment. And forget about cutting a cake, why not battle it out in a PvP arena to determine who gets the last piece of cake?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wedding experience that will have everyone talking for years to come. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a crazy, fun-filled celebration like this? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyPay Minecraft Server

adulting, budgeting, career milestone, CraftyPay, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, First Job, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, money management, money mindset, personal finance, responsible spending, salary, savings, Server, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1954
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Oh, you know, I joined this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. I used my first salary to buy a diamond pickaxe and mine my way to the top of the leaderboard. Now I rule over my own kingdom made entirely out of cake and rainbow-colored sheep. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve battled a dragon while riding a giant chicken. Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

absurd words, asinine remarks, brainless quotes, CraftyCreeperz, daft quotes, dumb remarks, foolish words, idiotic quotes, ignorant comments, imbecilic statements, inane phrases, laughable remarks, ludicrous comments, moronic statements, nonsensical comments, preposterous quotes, ridiculous statements, senseless remarks, silly statements, stupidity, unintelligent phrases

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mines Excavated:	3104
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!