guidance for youngsters Minecraft Servers

guidance for youngsters

  • Blockhead Advice Minecraft SMP

    Blockhead Advice Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fellow blockheads! You gotta join this insane Minecraft SMP or you might as well be living in a dirt hut crafting wooden pickaxes for the next decade of your life! Like, seriously, it’s basically the best thing ever, even better than that time I found diamonds while riding a pig for the first time!

    First of all, this isn’t just any server – it’s a magical land where squids hold secret meetings to determine the fate of your #MinecraftLife. You want drama? We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring a bunch of ender dragons arguing about who stole the last piece of cake from the communal fridge! I once saw a creeper explode while a guy was trying to propose to a villager. Talk about a love story gone wrong, amirite?!

    And don’t even get me started on the server’s pet llama racing league! Ever tried to ride a llama with a diamond helmet? Trust me, you’ll never look at llamas the same way again. They’re not just for making traps like the time I spent 6 hours building a llama rollercoaster only for it to break halfway through and send all my friends flying into the void! LOL I’m still recovering from those therapy sessions.

    You’ll meet all kinds of peeps from around the globe who are just as weird as you! Like, we’ve got this dude who swears he can talk to chickens and once convinced a whole gaggle to start a revolution against the cows. I mean, who knew chickens had beef? (Pun intended!). If you’re into drama where the stakes are higher than a creeper after a caffeine binge, this is THE place to be!

    And if you want stories? Oh boy, even my grandma thinks my blue sheep genocide story is legendary. I had a dream I could turn all my sheep blue, so I did it, but then a giant spider army invaded and I accidentally created “SpiderSheep Apocalypse.” So now, every time I see a blue sheep, I just cringe and scream because that’s the backup plan if the llama racing league falls apart.

    So if you wanna forge alliances, betray your best buds, raid secret potato farms, or just scream because a zombie came out of nowhere while you were trying to mine your way to China, then do NOT miss out! You gotta be here, or you might as well be stuck playing “It’s a Small World” on repeat with no emeralds in sight.

    Join now, or forever be a noob in a pixelated world that only knows how to make wooden swords while you’re out here crafting epic tales of glory and weirdness! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss ALL the chaos, the memes, and the llamas! Don’t be that guy watching from the sidelines!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeedFreeZoneCraft

    WeedFreeZoneCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our players is the level of fun we have! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Imagine a world where weed is not just a plant, but a way of life. Our server is like a virtual Amsterdam, where you can build, mine, and get as high as the Ender Dragon. Our cat may have passed away, but our spirits are still soaring high!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running a business from your virtual property. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? No problem, just head over to our virtual bakery where we bake with weed butter. Trust us, our cookies will blow your mind (literally).

    But beware, the smell of marijuana may waft through the virtual air. Just like in real life, we may have to spray some perfume to cover it up. Don’t worry, our virtual clients won’t judge you for getting high. In fact, they might even join in on the fun!

    So come on over to our server and experience the ultimate first-world argument simulator. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadHugsMC – Where Dads Get Hugged!

    DadHugsMC – Where Dads Get Hugged!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of neglecting your dad in favor of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special Father-Son bonding event where you and your dad can team up to defeat the Ender Dragon and finally give him the hug he deserves! Join now for a chance to reconnect with your old man and show him your blocky building skills!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpoonMc

    SpoonMc

    New Minecraft Servers

    SpoonMc is a dynamic and inclusive Minecraft server offering a unique experience to both Java and Bedrock players. As a vanilla crossplay server, SpoonMc allows users from both platforms to connect seamlessly, creating a diverse and vibrant community. Players can enjoy the classic Minecraft experience with a few added features to enhance gameplay without straying too far from the core vanilla mechanics. The server prioritizes accessibility and fairness, ensuring that everyone, whether on Java or Bedrock, has the same opportunities to explore, build, and interact.

    SpoonMc offers a variety of community-driven events and activities that cater to all types of players, from those who enjoy solo survival gameplay to those seeking multiplayer adventures. The server also focuses on creating a welcoming environment where players can form friendships, collaborate on large projects, and participate in exciting challenges. With an emphasis on fun, teamwork, and creativity, SpoonMc fosters a sense of belonging, making it an ideal space for Minecraft players to connect and share their love for the game.

    Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, SpoonMc’s balanced mix of vanilla gameplay and cross-platform compatibility ensures that all players can enjoy a smooth and enjoyable Minecraft experience.

    212.192.28.39:25652

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RanitaLand

    RanitaLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft server based on PvP, healthy environment and good community.

    The modes we currently have are PrimeBox and FarmBox.

    209.222.97.19:25570

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP