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Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6705
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	2536	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Magic Items Found:	7589
Love Letters Sent:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	143	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Farms Harvested:	125	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8738	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Emeralds Found:	9500
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magic Items Found:	6467	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3962	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Animals Bred:	45	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8546

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Villages Defended:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!