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PetTalksMinecraftSMP

Animal Behavior, animal communication, pet behavior, pet communication, pet confessions, pet confessions revealed, pet experiences, pet observations, pet owners, pet owners’ fears, pet revelations, pet secrets, pet secrets exposed, pet stories, pet tales, pet talk, Pets, PetTalksMinecraftSMP, Secrets, talking pets, worries

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets your pet has been hiding from you all this time! Imagine the drama and gossip that will unfold when your furry friend spills the tea on all the crazy things they’ve witnessed in your house. From late-night snack raids to secret naps in your bed, you’ll never look at your pet the same way again. So come join us and see what scandalous stories your pet has been keeping under wraps!

EventQuest: Uncover the LOLs

#revelation, Curiosity, discovery, EventQuest, hidden truths, historical curiosity, historical discovery, historical event, historical investigation, historical knowledge, Historical Mysteries, historical revelation, investigation, knowledge, lols, Mystery, Secrets, Truth, Uncover, Uncovering, Uncovering history, uncovering the past, uncovering the truth

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually travel back in time and witness historical events unfold right before your eyes! Want to know what really happened during the Battle of Thermopylae? Join our server and watch as King Leonidas and his 300 Spartans take on the Persian army in epic fashion! Or maybe you’re curious about the true story behind the sinking of the Titanic? Dive into our virtual world and see if you can save Jack and Rose from their icy fate! With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, this server is the ultimate time-traveling experience for history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts alike. Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

CraftyElectionInfluence

CraftyElectionInfluence, cyber threats, cybersecurity, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference prevention, election meddling, election security, foreign interference, foreign meddling, HACKING, influence, information warfare, iran, microsoft, Misinformation, political influence, Propaganda, social media manipulation, US Election

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Towns Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	1783
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	165	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. you gotta join cuz we got like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn poop so you know they’re extra magical.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. but shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone.

oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

SerotoninCraft: Not Just for Happiness

brain chemistry, Happiness, happy chemical, mental health, Mental well-being, mood regulation, neurotransmitter, new research, not-so-bad chemical, serotonin, serotonin benefits, serotonin deficiency, serotonin facts, serotonin function, serotonin imbalance, serotonin levels, serotonin myths, serotonin production, serotonin receptors, serotonin release, SerotoninCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	3161	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

lol u ever feelin like u need a boost of that “not-so-bad chemical”? well, do we have the minecraft server for u! come join us for a wild ride of serotonin-inducing fun and chaos.

we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.

plus, our research shows that playin on our server can actually increase ur serotonin levels by 1000%. that’s right, u’ll be feelin so good u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.

so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?

Zulu Network

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Crates, Economy, Epic, Exploration, Friendly, Jobs, Loot, minecraft server, Perks, Play, Ranks, Skyblock, Survival, Thrive, Ultimate, Vote Keys, Voting, Zulu Network

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Votes:	4725	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

## :island: Survival Mode Available Now! – Vast, unexplored lands waiting for you – Build, mine, and thrive in our friendly community

## :european_castle: Skyblock Coming Soon! – Get ready for epic sky adventures

## :sparkles: Server Features: – :military_medal: Ranks: Buy ranks to get extra perks – :ballot_box: Voting: Get stuff like vote keys – :briefcase: Jobs: Earn as you play – :package: Custom Crates: Discover unique loot

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TroikaCraft Minecraft Server

Arcanum, classic games, cult classics, game design, game developers, game development, game industry, game studio history, Gaming Community, Gaming discussion, gaming nostalgia, greatest games studio, Minecraft, PC Gaming, role playing games, RPG, Server, Temple of Elemental Evil, troika, Troika general, TroikaCraft, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, video games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	296
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the holy trinity of Troika games! Join us as we embark on epic quests through pixelated versions of Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, Temple of Elemental Evil, and Arcanum.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a shrine to Tim Cain out of diamond blocks, and suddenly their pickaxe started shooting lightning bolts. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, guarded by NPCs who speak only in Troika game quotes. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chihuahua wearing a top hat.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the Troika general madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden easter egg that turns your character into a dancing werewolf. The possibilities are endless!

SMP4ChanCraft – Is 4chan famous in your Minecraft SMP?

4chan, anonymous posting, FAMOUS, image sharing, imageboards, internet anonymity, internet behavior, internet communities, internet culture, internet history, internet influence, internet memes, internet notoriety, internet reputation, internet subculture, internet trolling, Meme culture, message boards, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, smp, SMP4ChanCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like 4chan on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and memes galore. Who needs real life drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, emotions, family drama, Gaslighting, Infidelity, judgment, loyalty, Manipulation, misunderstanding, open relationship, personal beliefs, privacy, relationships, self defense, sister-in-law, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like Maya did when she discovered Marcus’s alleged affair. But don’t worry, our server is all about open relationships and communication – just like OP and Marcus!

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. From family feuds to shocking revelations, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat at all times. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a supportive “friend” like Maya to help you navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that’s crazier than Maya showing up with bags to pack your virtual belongings!

PhonelessSMP: WhatNowRedditors?

adaptation, alternative devices, Communication, connectivity, dependence, digital age, disappeared, emergency, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innovation, internet, Lifestyle, PhonelessSMP, redditors, smart phones, social media, society, Survival, Technology, WhatNowRedditors

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Hey gamers, imagine a world where all smartphones mysteriously vanish into thin air. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t even miss your precious phone! Why? Because our server is so addictively fun and chaotic that you’ll forget all about those pesky devices.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs Instagram when you can build a pixelated castle with your bare hands and defend it against a horde of zombie villagers?

So say goodbye to your smartphone and hello to a world of blocky adventures and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those creepers… they’re sneaky little buggers.

BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition

BoomerCraft, bullshit, Deception, dishonesty, Edition, Elderly, fake news, falsehood, fraud, hoaxes, internet, Lies, Manipulation, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, older people, pure bullshit, reddit, Scams, social media, Truth

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	109	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!