Guesthouse MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisInLawMCServer

mental health, Conflict Resolution, Guesthouse, SisInLawMCServer, Boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly your long-lost sister shows up out of nowhere, claiming she needs a place to crash. But wait, there’s more! Your girlfriend is not too thrilled about this unexpected guest and drama ensues.

But fear not, for we have a solution to all your problems – build a “guesthouse” on top of your garage and watch the chaos unfold as you try to navigate the delicate balance between family obligations and maintaining your sanity.

Join us on this epic adventure filled with narcissism, flying monkeys, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? So come on in and let the madness begin!

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TehranTNTCraft

SECURITY, Smuggled, Hamas Leader, violence, MIDDLE EAST

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a bomb smuggled into Tehran guesthouse? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb diggity! We’re talking about crazy adventures, like when a llama rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only a scratch. And don’t even get me started on the time a creeper tried to start a dance party but ended up blowing up the whole village instead. Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles that will make you feel like a total boss. So come join us and be a part of the madness, cuz this server is the real deal!

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TehranTNTCraft

investigation, international news, SECURITY, Bomb, extremism

so, like, imagine this: you log into this crazy minecraft server and BAM! you’re in the middle of a wild adventure. we got explosions, we got secret missions, we even got a story about a bomb smuggled into a guesthouse that killed a Hamas leader. like, what even is that?! but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

join us for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. we promise you won’t be bored, and who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets along the way. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories together.

remember, on this server, anything can happen. so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life. see you there, adventurer!

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PixelatedLoveFlaws

endearing, Unique, charming, Features, Individuality

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

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RocketVillage Minecraft Server

Terrorism, danger, Homes, Conflict, Rent

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

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RedLineRuckusMC

Diplomacy, international relations, strike, Ukraine, political strategy

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

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Blocky Justice System

law enforcement, punishment, judicial system, Justice, rehabilitation programs

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

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Green Deal Carbon Chaos

Impact, outside EU, Environmental, Green Deal, Green..

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

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Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

census, America, lying.., Count, Government

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

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Pity Party Minecraft SMP

Party, election, society, Politics, smp

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

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