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guest fails at amusement parks

  • Parkour Pranks Minecraft SMP

    Parkour Pranks Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, fellow block munchers! Are you tired of your mundane Minecraft life that looks like it was built by a toddler on a sugar rush? WELL, buckle up, because this is NOT your grandma’s Minecraft server! Forget the standard snooze-fests—you’re about to enter the wildest realm where you can be the literal amusement park worker of your MINE-dreams (pun totally intended).

    So, like, imagine you’re chilling in a place where guests ride roller coasters made from diamonds and also somtimes cooked chicken because this is a server that defies all logic! 🤯 Yes, I mean you’ll encounter people who think they can tame a creeper and ride it like a horse. TRUE STORY. Last week, I saw some guy put a saddle on a pig while trying to convince it to do a barrel roll. Long story short, it didn’t end well… for him.

    Wanna hear about the time someone tried to craft a cake out of obsidian and ended up with a black hole that sucked in the entire server? Whhhaaat?! Yeah, that happened!!! The poor mod just sat there like “Whaaaaat do?” while everything sucked into void—literally! It was like Thanos snapped but in block form! (no one really likes talking about that day bc it was tragic but also LOL).

    Oh, and don’t get me started on the epic game of hide and seek that accidentally turned into full-on PvP when someone mistook a cobblestone castle for hideout! I mean who needs swords when you have a suspiciously placed cake? People were smashing every slice just to find out where Gary was hiding! Gary, the best hider, who is now, like, living in the nether because the “mobsofSaddness” chased him down for being too good at hiding.

    And like, there are rumors that if you dig straight down at spawn, you might fall into an alternate dimension that’s FULL of llamas wearing tiny hats and they will enroll you in a secret llama fraternity where your only job is to craft the best puns. Who doesn’t want that kind of lifestyle? Llama jokes and free hats? Count me in! 🦙💖

    So, get off your lazy blocky butts and join this server NOW! Or else, you’ll be destined to play on servers with those boring peeps who think they’re “pro” because they can build a 5-star hotel but can’t even survive a mild zombie apocalypse. I mean, c’mon, how boring can you be? 😜

    In conclusion, if you want mad capers, zany adventures, and a very slim chance of being sucked into a black hole or interrogated by sentient llamas, this is the place for you! Join today, or forever be haunted by my righteous Minecraft ghost. BOO! 👻

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chorus Craft

    Chorus Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nowadays every other server seems to be a Hypixel Clone… Join us on “mc.choruscraft.net” for a fresh perspective on the classics and unique new game concepts!

    mc.choruscraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NobilityCraft

    NobilityCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nobility Craft was created to be a unique and enjoyable place to play, that doesn’t have some of the drama and restrictions that other servers have. We are a more mature/adult themed server. While this doesn’t mean “No kids allowed”, some profanity is allowed here, so do not play here if it offends you. Racism, discrimination, and harassment are absolutely NOT allowed on this server!

    Server Owner: Eledore

    NobilityCraft server is running on two high end dedicated machines and has virtually no lag.

    nobilitycraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreativeInfinity

    CreativeInfinity

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to CreativeInfinity – a Minecraft server for builders that allows your wildest creations to come to life. Discover a friendly community of like-minded players that’s open and accepting of everyone. Design, build and share without any boundaries beyond those of your imagination!

    Here’s a brief rundown of CreativeInfinity’s most noteworthy features: – Choose from Small, Medium and Large Plotworlds – Free Cross Server WorldEdit, VoxelSniper and Custom Commands – Custom Plugins – Plot Passwords – Get Promoted for your Build with Plotchecks – Plots are Fully Protected and Backed up Everyday – Constant Updates Offer New Features, Improvements & More

    Join us today on creativemc.world

    creativemc.world

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KraynickCraft

    KraynickCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    KraynickCraft Needs Some Extra Members. We Have A Responsible Staff And Friendly Members. Recently We Have Added A Factions, A New Spawn And Updated To 1.7.5 And Need Some Help From New People For New Stuff. We Plan On Adding A PVP Arena And Spleef. What We Can Do Is Turn KraynickCraft From A Great Server, To An Awesome One. So Join Today!!

    198.143.146.205

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP