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ZonixMC, a server for you to have fun with your friends, with Events, stories, wars, PvP and achievements!
Our IP’s:
Java: mc.zonix.com.br Bedrock: bedrock.zonix.com.br porta: 25565 PoJav: pojov.zonix.com.br
Discord: discord.gg/eDjf52UvPV
Version: 1.8 to 1.21 Pirate and Original.
mc.zonix.com.br
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