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But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.
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Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.
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| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| A Dynamic Survival Experience | Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors. |
| Enhanced Quality of Life | Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience. |
| Exciting Crate Rewards | Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards. |
| Player-Driven Economy | Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy. |
| In-Game Ranks | 24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization. |
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Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join Blue Horizon? | To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net |
| What features does the server offer? | The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks. |
| Can I create a shop on the server? | Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others. |
| Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon? | Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience. |
| How can I rank up in-game? | Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay. |
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