guess that song softwilly Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PsychicCraft Minecraft Server

Artistic, audience participation, awkward, awkward comedy, awkward humor, awkward situation, belief in afterlife, cold reading, comedy, Debunking, ENERGY, grand finale, Minecraft, Performance, Psychic Medium, PsychicCraft, punch bowl, Server, skeptic, Spiritual beliefs, turd in the punch bowl, variety show

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of boring old psychic mediums who can’t even guess your favorite childhood toy correctly? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a truly mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our server is filled with mystical wonders and supernatural surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Who needs a psychic medium when you can commune with spirits and ghosts in the virtual realm?

Forget about boring comedy shows, join our server for a variety show like no other. Witness the power of the unknown as you explore hidden realms and uncover secrets that will leave you speechless.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Who needs a psychic medium when you have Minecraft?

CreeperCon2025: Behind the Blocks

blocks, CreeperCon2025, mod, mod application, mod application process, mod benefits, mod challenges, mod communication, mod duties, mod experience, mod feedback, mod guidelines, mod opportunities, mod qualifications, mod requirements, mod responsibilities, mod rules, mod selection process, mod team, mod time commitment, mod tools, mod training

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a mod is like being a superhero with a neckbeard! Join us and experience the thrill of being called every insult under the sun while you fight for justice against the trolls and griefers.

To be a mod, you need thick skin, a few hours a week, and the ability to share your ideas without fear of being trolled. And don’t forget patience – you’ll need it when dealing with people who can’t read more than 10 words at a time or refuse to accept the truth.

A day in the life of a mod includes waking up in your mom’s basement, arguing with your dad about your lack of employment, and then diving into the queue to approve/remove content and answer modmail messages. It’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it!

We’re currently accepting new mod applications, especially if you have Typescript experience or can mod during US overnight hours. So grab your PC, put on your cape, and join us in the fight against assholes and trolls on our epic Minecraft server!

ScaredyCraft SMP

childhood anxiety, childhood fears, childhood fears revisited, childhood media, childhood memories, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood terrors, childhood trauma, confronting childhood fears, creepy children’s shows, facing childhood demons, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, horror movies, irrational childhood fears, media-induced fear, overcoming childhood fears, psychological horror, ScaredyCraft, scary movies, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1104
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, remember that one time when I was a kid and I watched this super scary show and I couldn’t sleep for like a week? Yeah, well this server is scarier than that, but in a fun way, you know?

Like, there’s this one time when I was mining for diamonds and this giant zombie pigman came out of nowhere and started doing the cha-cha slide, it was hilarious! And then there was this other time when I was building a castle and a herd of llamas came and started spitting at me, like, what even?

But seriously, this server is so much fun, you gotta join us! We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild Minecraft world!

CraveCraft – Feed Your Blocky Appetite

Appetite, blocky, comfort food, CraveCraft, craving, cravings, DELICIOUS, dessert, Feed, Food, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Mouthwatering, SALTY, satisfaction, Savory, SNACKS, spicy, sweets, temptation, Treat, yum

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/700	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you craving a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone at the same time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual buffet of awesomeness!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not, right?). Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer madness that goes on here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Chew & Disappear Minecraft Server

Chew, disappear, dissolving, Evil, Food, Immersive, Minecraft, poof, pure evil, satisfaction, sensory experience, Server, simulation, Soggy, swallow, tasting, TEXTURED, Tongue, torture, virtual reality, vr world, Waterboarding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/900	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have waterboarding style torture in the VR world, but don’t worry, it’s more pure evil than actual torture. We’ll let you chew all types of great tasting and textured food, but here’s the catch – it just disappears mid-chew! No satisfaction swallow, no slowly dissolving onto the tongue. Just poof, break from soggy chew. More chew, more fun! So come join us for a wild ride of disappearing food and insane challenges. Who knows what other crazy things you’ll encounter on our server!

Charged Up Country Roads

buildout, Charged, continuous charging access, Country, coverage, eco-friendly, electric cars, electric vehicles, energy efficiency, fast chargers, federal funding, Gaps, Infrastructure, missing chargers, renewable energy, Roads, rural areas, study, sustainable, Technology, Transportation, transportation-network, US

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	3038
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Dragon Eggs Found:	1276
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the electric vehicle fast chargers are missing across the US but who needs them when you can ride a pig with a saddle instead? federal funding boosts our coverage but we still have rural gaps for you to explore and conquer. even with full buildout, some areas will still lack continuous charging access but who cares when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle? join us now for the most electrifying minecraft experience of your life!

DragonCraft Realms 1.20

Anime, Cell, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Super characters, Dragon Ball Super episodes, Dragon Ball Super fans, Dragon Ball Super fights, Dragon Ball Super hype, Dragon Ball Super memories, Dragon Ball Super nostalgia, Dragon Ball Super series, Dragon Ball Super universe, dragon ball z, DragonCraft, Frieza, Gohan, goku, Piccolo, Realms, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, Vegeta

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/900	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Crops Grown:	3285
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you want to relive the glory days of your childhood when you were a blocky pixelated adventurer!

We have more fun than a barrel of explosive creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart!

Experience the thrill of mining for diamonds and building epic structures that will make your friends jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to battle zombies, skeletons, and other mobs in epic battles that will get your heart pumping!

Join now and let your inner child run wild in a world where anything is possible!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

aita, appreciation, Boundaries, Comment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, cooking preferences, Gratitude, Halloween, HangryCraft, holiday dinners, meal etiquette, meal preparation, Meals, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friends, refusal, Requests, roommate, roommate dynamics, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of cooking for ungrateful roommates who can’t appreciate your culinary skills? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual feast fit for a king (or queen)!

On our server, you can create elaborate dining halls, cook up delicious virtual meals, and even host dinner parties with your friends (who hopefully won’t yell at you over potatoes). And the best part? You’ll never have to deal with ungrateful roommates demanding meals ever again!

So come join us on our server and feast like never before. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a virtual banquet at your fingertips? Join now and let the cooking (and the fun) begin!

VirginityVillains

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, crying, emotional, friendship, jokes, judgment, love, mocking, oversensitive, Party, Respect, roommates, sensitivity, Support, Trust, Uní, Upset, VIRGINITY, VirginityVillains

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/800	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Void Gems Collected:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no sense of humor? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like the time I built a giant statue of a crying baby to commemorate the day I lost my Minecraft virginity. Yes, you heard that right, we celebrate all milestones here, big or small!

But beware, there may be some players who like to mock cry at you randomly. Don’t worry, just laugh it off and keep building your epic creations. And if anyone crosses the line, just call your Minecraft girlfriend to pick you up and escape the drama.

So come on over to our server and let’s build some memories together, because life’s too short to take Minecraft too seriously!

CraftyCompliments

Admiration, appreciation, best compliment, best ever, boost of confidence, compliment received, CraftyCompliments, encouragement, favorite compliment, flattering words, heartfelt words, kind words, meaningful praise, memorable compliment, positive feedback, praise, received compliment, sweet words, thoughtful compliment, uplifting words, words of affirmation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mines Excavated:	2507	Gods Slained:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	9668
Players Killed by Monsters:	6048	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself asked to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our pixel art of a giant potato.

The best compliment you’ll ever receive on our server is when someone tells you that your diamond armor makes you look like a sparkly unicorn warrior ready to take on the Ender Dragon in style. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).