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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9855 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
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