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CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mines Excavated:	4964	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!

RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.

CraftyConfidenceBuilders

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, CraftyConfidenceBuilders, doubt, fear, Insecurity, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-validation, success

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Emeralds Found:	6623
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

ClimateCraft: Wildfire & Heat! 🔥🌿

attribution, belief in climate change, climate change, climate change awareness, climate change beliefs, climate change impact, ClimateCraft, Confidence, democrats, Experience, extreme heat, extreme weather events, extreme weather perception, Heat, linking, negative impacts, political affiliation, republicans, US adults, weather attribution, weather events, Wildfire

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest weather events you’ve ever seen! we got wildfires, extreme heat, and who knows what else! republicans and democrats alike can come together and agree that our weather is out of control! if you’ve ever been impacted by a crazy weather event, you’ll fit right in here. so come on down and experience the chaos for yourself!

83 IQ Minecraft Server

alcohol, child development, cognitive abilities, developmental disorders, environmental influences, family history, fetal alcohol syndrome, genetic factors, intelligence, iq, learning disabilities, low iq, maternal behavior, maternal health, mental health, Minecraft, Mother, neurodevelopment, online test, Pregnancy, prenatal care, Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3917
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Olympics,” where players compete in explosive events such as the TNT high jump and the sprint through a field of landmines.

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and your sanity, come join us on our server. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things are about to get crazy!

SoccerCraft Minecraft Server

camaraderie, Challenges, Competition, Dedication, Defeats, determination, football, games, goals, growth, Journey, Memories, Minecraft, Passion, perseverance, Server, SoccerCraft, sports, success, Support, TEAM, Training, victories

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of kicking around a boring old soccer ball in Minecraft? Well, come join our server and kick around a giant diamond-encrusted pig instead! That’s right, our football journey will have you scoring goals and dodging creepers like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Soccer Wizard, who can teach you secret spells to make your opponents trip over their own feet or turn into chickens. Plus, rumor has it that if you score a hat trick, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Goalpost Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your football journey today! Who knows, you might even become the next Messi of Minecraft.

CampCraft: Indigenous Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, camp opportunities, campcraft, Caucasian, children’s files, colleagues, Conflict, fair, Guidelines, homeless shelter, indigenous, Indigenous families, Indigenous organization, Minecraft, Partnership, Partnerships, priority, Race, racism, scholarship, Server, Siblings, social worker, summer camp, white child

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t spark joy in your virtual life? Look no further, because our server is like a children’s museum…but on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of making tough decisions, just like our social worker friend here. You’ll have to choose between siblings, Indigenous kids, and even Caucasian kids for that one coveted spot on our server. Will you be called racist? Will your colleagues be FURIOUS with you? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – drama is guaranteed!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other opportunities for you to enjoy on our server. From trampoline parks to zoos, the fun never ends! So come on down and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that is our Minecraft server. Who needs a children’s museum when you’ve got us?

MacBookMayhemCraft

autism, birthday gift, Boundaries, Chromebook, Communication, Conflict Resolution, education, ENTITLEMENT, family, friendship, high school, laptop, macbook air, macbook pro, MacBookMayhemCraft, parenting, PS5, repair shop, roblox, spoiled brat, Technology

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Votes:	8315
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5893	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, free from entitled brats stomping on your MacBook Pro. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity without worrying about any Legos being thrown at your precious creations.

Forget about entitled kids demanding access to your laptop, on our server, everyone is equal and respected. No more worries about smashed screens or broken keyboards – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting. Who needs a PS5 when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure instead? Let’s leave the drama behind and focus on what really matters – having a blast in our Minecraft server!

CraftyCashGrab

brand loyalty., conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, designer brands, excessive spending, extravagant purchases, financial waste, frivolous spending, impulse buying, lifestyle inflation, Luxury items, materialistic culture, overpriced products, retail therapy, retail trends, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We promise you’ll be so entertained, you’ll forget all about wasting money on things like diamond-encrusted toilet seats and solid gold toothbrushes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Fluffy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for riches and glory!

FrozenFundsFTW

blinken, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, economic sanctions, financial aid, foreign policy, frozen funds, FrozenFundsFTW, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Israeli prime minister, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, palestinian authority, Palestinian funds, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political pressure, US Secretary of State, US-Israel relations

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	2342
Star Shards Collected:	223	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanna be like a diplomat or something? well, THIS SERVER is the place for u! u can build ur own embassy and negotiate with other players to release frozen funds for ur country! it’s like real life but in minecraft! plus, u can ride llamas into battle and have dance parties with creepers. come join us for the most epic diplomatic minecraft experience ever!