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BreakfastCraft: Because Pancakes for Dinner is Totally Acceptable

acceptable, arbitrary, bacon, Behavior, Breakfast, BreakfastCraft, CEREAL, Cultural, Dinner, Expectations, Food, Ham, judgment, Meal, morning, norms, PANCAKES, psychopath, Questionable, Routine, sandwich, society, Totally

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Emeralds Found:	5858	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SERVE BACON SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER! ONLY PSYCHOS EAT HAM SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST HERE! COME BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WHILE EATING THE MOST RANDOM MEALS OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BACON FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER?! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

DiabeticCraft: Boomers Edition

0.51% yearly, 1.3 million, 1990s, 2019, 65 and older, Aging population, Boomers, chronic condition, DiabeticCraft, Disease, Edition, health, INCREASE, Medical, older adults, prevalence, public health, research, statistics, tripleS, Type 1 diabetes, US

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Animals Bred:	82
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing tripling is the fun, not diabetes prevalence in older adults! We don’t care about that boring stuff, we care about building epic structures and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

We got more crazy builds than there are people with type 1 diabetes in the US over 65, and that’s a lot, fam! Join us and watch as your creativity triples just like the prevalence of diabetes in older adults since the 1990s. Who needs health statistics when you can have a blast in our server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than reading about diabetes statistics. Let’s get building, baby!

Grimwald SMP Java: Where watching grass grow is considered an extreme sport! Join now for the slow action!

action, apply, Community, configs, considered, Datapacks, Democracy, Difficulty, Discord, Events, EXTREME, Friendly, GRASS, Griefers, Grimwald, grow, hackers, java, Join, Minigames, Paytowin, Projects, Protection, Slow, smp, Sport, Updates, Vanilla, Voicechat, Voting, Watching, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	358530	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

About us	We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Features	Proximity voicechat, optional feature Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life Coreprotect for server protection Hard difficulty Democracy for decision-making Updates to new versions soon after release Friendly community Minigames and events Group projects No pay to win or voting for access

Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

2. Is voicechat mandatory?

No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.

5. How are server decisions made?

All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.

Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1164
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Emeralds Found:	8542	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

age, body shape, hygiene, HygieneCraft, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Physical attraction, pussy, Race, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, sexual compatibility, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual partners, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Taste

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1057	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

aita, Apologize.., Ban, Cut off, DEFEND, duped, family, fiance’s friend, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer, innocent, malicious intent, patternity test, Pregnancy, Protect, Sensitive, snide remarks, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

CreeperCrashers

aita, apologised, Applying, Boyfriend, CreeperCrashers, double date, drinks, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, Friends, Girlfriend, Jobless, Lazy, out of order, Partners, Paying, ROUNDS, specific job, unemployed

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!

PleasureCraftXYZ

anonymous sharing, arousal, Boundaries, boundary-pushing, community insights, community insights Sensual experimentation, community insights Sensual exploration, Curiosity, experimentation, hidden desires Unconventional pleasures, hidden fantasies Erotic experimentation, hidden fantasies Erotic exploration, hidden pleasures Unconventional toys, Intimacy, intimate desires Taboo fantasies, intimate exploration, intimate secrets, kink Female pleasure, personal satisfaction Female arousal, Pleasure, pleasure seeking Taboo pleasures, PleasureCraftXYZ, question Sexual exploration, reddit, Self Discovery, self-exploration, sensation Intimate objects, sensory pleasures Reddit discussions, sensory stimulation Reddit confessions, sexual discovery Female pleasure seeking, sexual discovery Female sexuality, taboo Personal satisfaction, unconventional desires, unconventional toys, unique experiences, unique experiences Reddit discussion, weird, Women

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6096
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will tickle your funny bone and stimulate your creativity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience a world where the weirdest things are not only accepted, but encouraged! Build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or even start a farm with exploding chickens – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most bizarre and hilarious community you’ll ever meet. From players who communicate solely in cat memes to builders who construct entire cities out of cheese, you’ll never be bored with the eclectic cast of characters on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might even discover a new pleasure you never knew you had!

NeuroCraft: SunkCostVortex

behavioral economics, brain activity, brain function, brain mapping, brain region, brain region identification, brain study, cognitive bias, cognitive neuroscience, Commitment, Decision making, decision making process, goals, NeuroCraft, neuroscience, Psychology, research, sunk cost fallacy, SunkCostVortex, ventromedial prefrontal cortex, vmPFC

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crops Grown:	6631
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

are you tired of your brain making you do dumb stuff? well come join our minecraft server and leave that ventromedial prefrontal cortex in the dust! we promise you won’t be stuck in the sunk cost fallacy here, just endless fun and crazy adventures! our server is like a brain vacation, where you can let loose and build to your heart’s content without worrying about silly things like commitment. so come on, join us and let your vmPFC take a break while you explore, create, and laugh your way through the best minecraft server ever!

★ LucidMC ★ [Survival Roleplay] ★ [Land Claiming] ★ [Resource Gathering] ★ [Grief Free] ★ [Immersive World] ★ Join Today!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, #youtube, acceptance, Adult, Anarchy, Anime, Anticheat, Castle, Chaos, Chestshop, Community, creativity, creeper, Discord, Economy, Enchants, expressive, FANTASY, Fly, girl, Grief, grief-free, hermitcraft, House, hypixel, immersive world, Kingdom, Kits, Land claiming, Legit, Lgbt, LifeSteal, LucidMC, Magic, memes, Modded, new, non toxic, Old, Resource Gathering, Roleplay, Shop, SKY, Small, smp, Spells, Survival, survival roleplay, sword, Teleport, twitch, Unique Community, Warp, Weirdness, zombie

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Emeralds Found:	4531	Endless Night Skies:	1

Java IP: LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net

Bedrock IP: LucidMCBedrock.play-minecraft.net Port: 1984

Discord: discord.gg/gCsUVe3G

Welcome to LucidMC, a server with a unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way.

This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted.

Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net