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CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Votes:	4982	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Farms Harvested:	308	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Ores Mined:	5873	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crops Grown:	1417
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Star Shards Collected:	55	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

OPTimalCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, digital conversation, discussion, easy to use, efficient, forum, forum software, Interactive, message board, Minecraft, one page thread, Online Community, opt, OPTimalCraft, Server, single page layout, Streamlined, thread management, thread navigation, topic organization, user experience, user-friendly, web platform

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alive, away, Dance, drenched in air, Futari Boushi, GirlGoneCrafty, HURTS, Iyaiyaiya, Meconopsis, Minecraft, Music, Naninai, ocean wave, PartyLive, pop stars, sleepy, smp, Summertime, Sweet Magic, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, WOMAN

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dimension Hops:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	43
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.