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Worst Ending Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Votes:	9676
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring, predictable endings in Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server has the WORST ending known to man! Only fifty people have read the finale, so you’ll be joining a select group of players who have experienced just how dogshit it truly is. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and a conclusion that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

GiftsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	New Chunks Explored:	670356
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we gift diamonds to all our friends, regardless of their relationship status! We believe in spreading love and joy through virtual treasures, just like our friend here who loves giving thoughtful gifts in real life.

Join us for a chance to receive personalized gifts from our generous players, who will shower you with virtual goodies that show they care. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, single or taken, everyone deserves a little Minecraft love!

Don’t worry about creating unnecessary tension in relationships – on our server, we embrace the spirit of friendship and fun. So come on in and let’s spread some joy together, one diamond block at a time!

SisGriefNoReliefCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of taking care of your sister and her adult kids while they mooch off of you like professional leeches? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire!

On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and nobody can guilt-trip you into taking care of them. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can banish annoying relatives to the Nether realm forever. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

NonsensicalCraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3087

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

CraftyInventors

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2271	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3399	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!