Guarulhos Minecraft Servers

WhatsAppCraft: DepressedBlockBusters

Brazil, Depressed, DepressedBlockBusters, depressive symptomatology, Guarulhos, older adults, randomized controlled trial, self-help messages, short-term, socioeconomically deprived, WhatsApp, WhatsAppCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Animals Bred:	60	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got this crazy study done in some random place in Brazil that showed sending messages on WhatsApp can like, totally help with depression and stuff. So like, if you’re feeling down in the dumps, just hop on our server and get some virtual therapy while building cool stuff with your blocky pals. It’s like, scientifically proven to make you feel better, dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft save your soul, bro!

Amythyst SMP

Amythyst SMP, Claims, home, Minecraft, new players, Ore Vein Miner, PvP, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Welcome to Amythyst SMP! The server just started yesterday, we are a vanilla server with some quality of life plug ins! Such as Ore Vein Miner, TPA, home, claims, etc. and we are looking for newer players!

15.235.42.209:2628

Pixelated Chaos: Where gold is overrated and our gear is so custom it’s practically an art form. No need to pay for ranks either, we got you covered from 1.16 all the way to 1.21!

Adventure, AFK Zone, art, bedrock, Chaos, coinshop, Cosmetics, Covered, Custom, Custom Crates, DailyQuests, Discord, Explore, family friendly, form, Gear, GOLD, hats, java, Jobs, Lifesteal-based, mobs, Overrated, Pay, Pets, Piñata room, pixelated, practically, Quests, Ranks, Skills, smp, Vibrant Community, vote parties

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Potions Brewed:	135
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details
Server Type: Lifesteal-based
Features: Mobs stronger, quests, dailyquests, jobs, skills, custom gear, custom crates, vote crates
Other Features: Custom commands, Piñata room for Vote Parties, AFK zone, coinshop, custom cosmetics
IP Address: play.goldenpixel.org
Versions: 1.16 – 1.21
Discord: https://discord.gg/UdxdG6T9

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

A: Golden Pixel is a lifesteal-based server with stronger mobs, custom gear, and a variety of exciting features for all types of players.
Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

A: Yes! Joining during beta testing earns you exclusive rewards for when the server officially launches.
Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for players who enjoy playing in a fun, family-friendly environment, respect other players, love to explore and build, and want to be part of a vibrant community.
Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address play.goldenpixel.org and make sure you are using versions 1.16 – 1.21 of Minecraft.

Blocky Roman Cock Minecraft Server

Big cock, big Roman cock, blocky, Cock, long tail tags, Minecraft, Román, Roman cock, Server, Sluts, sluts for big cock, sluts for big Roman, sluts for big Roman cock, sluts for cock, sluts for Roman cock

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Mines Excavated:	1877	Void Gems Collected:	34
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Roman gladiators, epic battles, and of course, sluts for big Roman cock!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of Roman warriors ready to show off their big, uh, swords. Join them in epic battles against mythical creatures and rival factions, all while enjoying the company of our lovely, ahem, companions who are always eager to lend a helping hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mystery, and maybe even a few surprises. Will you be brave enough to explore these dark depths and claim the riches that lie within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on this server, the only thing bigger than the Roman empire is, well, you know.

DemocraticDigger Minecraft SMP

activism, Average, Campaign, Candidate, Democracy, Democrat, DemocraticDigger, election, Government, grassroots, Ideology, liberal, Minecraft, Party, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, policy, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, progressive, smp, supporter, trump 2024, Voting

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with players who are more chaotic than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are as passionate about Minecraft as they are about their political beliefs. Whether you’re a Trump supporter, a Biden fan, or just here for the memes, you’ll fit right in. Just be prepared to defend your views like your diamond armor depends on it!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who are more dedicated to their cause than a villager trying to protect their precious emeralds? Join us and choose your side: Trump 2024 or perish in a sea of lava! It’s a political showdown like no other, and only the bravest and most resourceful players will come out on top. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

Alone Time, childcare, default parent, Drinking, Expectations, family dynamics, flexible work hours, husband, morning routine, night owl, parenting, playing Xbox, RESPONSIBILITY, shoulder surgery, Sleep, sole income provider, stress, toddlers, Twins, TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Void Armor Forged:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the default parent? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all the hardworking moms out there who need a break from reality.

Join us and escape to a world where your husband actually wakes up before 10am and takes care of the kids without you having to ask. Imagine a place where he’s not just a night owl playing Xbox all night, but a responsible parent who shares the load.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your partner actually pulls their weight and you can finally get the break you deserve. So come on, join us and let’s make parenting fun again – at least in Minecraft!

NoSleepoverNoParty

aita, bbq, Bestie, celebrate, daughter’s 21st birthday, drinking and driving, Event, Friends, Hangout, husband, invited, mutual friends, NoSleepoverNoParty, planned, ribs, scheme, sleep over, Spouses, Tension, texted, working OT

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6213	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragons Tamed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.

So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!

FeelinGood in Minecraft SMP

best feeling, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, ecstasy, elation, emotional fulfillment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, FeelinGood, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, love, Minecraft, Peace, Pleasure, satisfaction, Serenity, smp, warmth

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in the depths of the Minecraft world when suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But instead of feeling rage, you can’t help but burst out laughing because you know you’re playing on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there.

Join our server for a chance to experience the most hilarious and absurd moments in Minecraft history. From epic pranks that will leave you in stitches to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will carry you to victory in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget what the best feeling you’ve ever felt was in the first place.

CraftyCraze: Build a giant chicken in Minecraft!

Adventure, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, chicken, cooking Class, CraftyCraze, cultural immersion, dance class, GIANT, Hiking, hot air balloon ride, learning a new language, meditation, Minecraft, mountain climbing, road trip, scuba diving, skydiving, solo travel, Surfing, travel, volunteering, wine tasting., zip lining

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8893	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a golden carrot? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and the chance to build your own empire out of blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool of lava while dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and protect you from any creepers that come your way?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBattles: No Russian Tankers Allowed

Allowed, Ban, blockybattles, diplomatic relations, economic impact, embargo, energy exports, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global shipping, international relations, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, oil trade, political tensions, Ports, russia, Russian, sanctions, shadow fleet, Tankers, trade restrictions, uae

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Star Shards Collected:	174	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server, where we ban shadow fleet tankers from russia because they keep tryna steal our diamonds! we don’t mess around with those sneaky russians, so come join the fun and help us protect our precious loot! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best weapons and armor, so you better join before the russians find out and try to raid us! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the crazy adventures and battles that happen on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those shadow fleet tankers who’s boss!

ForeverCraft GutDisruptors

animal studies, chemical exposure, Chronic illness, early life exposure, environmental toxins, forever chemicals, ForeverCraft, gut microbiome, GutDisruptors, health implications, health risks, long-term effects, metabolic disease, Mice, microbiota disruption, Pennsylvania State University, preventive measures, public health, research findings, researchers, scientific study, toxic substances

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur gut microbiome forever? well, look no further cuz our server is LIT with forever chemicals that will make ur gut bacteria go wild!

imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.

plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!

so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

Q: How can I join the server?