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Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, combat system, crime drama, Exploration, immersive gameplay, Japanese culture, long tail tags: Yakuza series, Minecraft, Mini Games, Movie, movie games, night, open world, organized crime, sega, Server, side quests, storytelling, video games, yakuza, Yakuza characters., Yakuza franchise, yakuza gameplay, Yakuza Games, Yakuza storyline

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Yakuza themselves! That’s right, you’ll be building and crafting alongside the most notorious crime syndicate in Japan. Need protection from griefers? The Yakuza have got your back. Want to participate in high-stakes diamond heists? The Yakuza can make it happen. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired Yakuza boss who now spends his days building pixel art and organizing underground PvP tournaments. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP

Girls, Minecraft, ROPES, Shooting, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Farms Harvested:	562	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mines Excavated:	1425
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the girls are skilled in shooting ropes? Look no further, because our ladies are pros at slinging those ropes like Spider-Man on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!

BlockAddict Minecraft SMP

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction intervention, addiction recovery, addiction recovery center, addiction recovery community, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery program, addiction recovery resources, addiction recovery support, addiction rehabilitation, addiction relapse, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, addictive behavior, BlockAddict, mental health, Minecraft, Quitting, smp, substance abuse, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7468
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelPotion

Consistency, daily habits, daily routine, goal-setting, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, personal development, PixelPotion, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, routine changes, self improvement, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dimension Hops:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle like a true warrior.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer? Rumor has it that this mysterious player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to see this epic showdown for yourself? Join our server now!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict Resolution, employees, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, international law, investigation, massacre, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Oct 7, palestinian refugees, Report, Server, UN, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	80
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!

we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!

join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

Admiral Kuznetsov, aircraft carrier, Black sea, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kuznetsovs, Military, naval forces, Navy, Politics, russia, russian military, Sailors, soldiers, Stand, The Kremlin, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Cats, Cool, custom modded, DefinitelyCompletelyLegit, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Fabric Modpacks, HermitcraftAdjacent, Images, java, Ledger, Magic, North America, pokemon channel, Private ticket system, Running, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Updates, Vanilla, vault hunters, voice chat

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Season 12 Start Date	August 2nd
Server Members	350 (550 total members)

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
…we also have a Pokemon channel :3

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

Applications can be submitted through our Discord server by following the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the server focus?

The server focuses on creating a community environment where interactions between members are the main focus. The goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are Mini Seasons?

Mini seasons are custom modded seasons that bridge the gap between main seasons. They typically last around a month and can feature different themes and modpacks.

Is Discord required to join the server?

Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. The application process is completed within the Discord server.

Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server

ammunition, battle, blocky, Conflict, courage, determination, german army, Heroic last stand in history., heroism, History, Insurgency, Jews, Long tail: Jewish resistance in WWII, Minecraft, resistance, sacrifice, Server, Siege, strategy, Survival, uprising, Victory, Warsaw, Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, Warsaw Uprising, weapons, WWII, WWII battles and tactics

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience the epic tale of 200 brave Jews who took on the entire German Army armed with only six pistols and some string.

Witness as they outsmarted the enemy with their cunning tactics, like tripping soldiers with their string and cutting bullets in half when they ran out of ammo. It was a showdown for the ages, and now you can relive it in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such a wild and wacky story come to life in blocky form? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP

being made fun of, bros, bullying, Community, coping strategies, cyber attacks, cyberbullying, Hogwheels, internet culture, Iyo, IYOBROS, mental health, Minecraft, multiple threads, online forums, online harassment, online reputation, online safety, smp, social media, solidarity, standing up, Support, trolling

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

OverdoseQueenMC

#sociopath, aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, dramatic, Fake, Friends, girl, House, misunderstandings, overdose, OverdoseQueenMC, Party, Personality Disorder, pretending, relationships, roommates, TOXIC

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Votes:	7720
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly reserved for in-game battles and not overdramatic antics! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality.

Forget about fake overdoses and toxic relationships, on our server, the only thing you’ll be faking is your Minecraft skills as you conquer epic quests and build magnificent structures. Who needs friends who call you a sociopath when you can make new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style?

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, you won’t regret it!