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Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, body odor, body odor myths, cleanliness, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural misconceptions, cultural norms, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, curry, hand washing, hygiene, hygiene practices, indian culture, Indians, Minecraft, offensive remarks, personal habits, personal hygiene, Server, Stereotypes, STINKY

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

Anurag, ANZ, ANZ live, ANZ product keynote, ANZ staff, chainlink, Chainlink hire, Chainlink product keynote, Departure, departure of Kemal, favourite, GigaChad, gigachad Kemal, KEMAL, live in prod, Minecraft, new hire, player, product keynote, Seething, smp, Staff, staff departure

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4759	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9914

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKims, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Items Found:	4215
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyCreeperz420

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-Semitic attacks, anti-Semitic violence, antisemitism, Canada, Canadian society, CraftyCreeperz420, discrimination, Discriminatory acts, hate crimes, Hate crimes statistics, Hate Speech, Increase in hate crimes, intolerance, Jewish community, minority groups, prejudice, racism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Rising incidents

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Broadband Binge Craft

Australia, Binge, BMI, Broadband, broadband adoption, connectivity, correlation, Craft, data analysis, digital age, health, health implications, internet speeds, Males, obesity rates, public health, research, sedentary lifestyle, statistics, study, Technology, weight gain, young adults

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

Campaign, Coin Calculator, CraftyFate, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

Auditorium, Cinema, comfort, Entertainment, film, inquiry, Kinomax, location, Minecraft, movie experience., movie theater, query, question.., seating arrangement, SEATS, Showtime, Sitting, smp, Theater, ticket booking, viewing experience, where are you?

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Potions Brewed:	65	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	147	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

GrampsGoneWildMC

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, college funds, Communication, family drama, forgiveness, GrampsGoneWildMC, Grandparents, half-sister, Heartless, Inheritance, Legacy, Medical Treatment, money issues, moral dilemmas, parental decisions, rare condition, relationships, Selfishness, stepfamily, Support

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

addiction, behavior pattern, compulsion, CraftyAddictMinecraft, craving, dependency, Fixation, guilty pleasure, habit-forming, habits, habitual behavior, indulgence, irresistible urge, Obsession, Passion, pleasure seeking, repetitive behavior, smp, temptation, uncontrollable desire, vice, Weakness

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Towns Built:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!