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LunchBoxLords

chicken salad, child psychologist, clean, crying, Failure, food insecurity, frozen nuggets, Guardians, housework, IT specialist, LunchBoxLords, meal prepping, Nephews, Nurse, nutrition, packed lunches, park, progress, Rehab, sandwiches, visitation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchantments Applied:	88	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches for lunch? Come join our Minecraft server where we serve up delicious chicken salad, fruit, cheesy bread, and banana muffins every day! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the tastiest treats to keep you energized for your building adventures.

Plus, join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a supportive community of players who will help you navigate any challenges that come your way. Just like how we helped our nephews overcome their food insecurities with the help of a child psychologist – we’ve got your back!

And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a crying family member who is amazed by your virtual cooking skills. Our server is full of surprises and heartwarming moments that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and feast on the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted – your taste buds will thank you!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

Boundaries, burnt out, cancelled plans, Communication, compromise, discussions, fair, Girlfriend, girls night, home, HomeSweetHomeMC, kicked out, movies, Netflix, Plans, refusing, relaxing evening, SNACKS, stress, UNFAIR, video games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Star Shards Collected:	193
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?

MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP

Amazing Facts, astonishing facts, astonishing trivia, Fascinating Facts, Fun facts, incredible information, interesting information, jaw-dropping knowledge, Mind Blowing, mind blowing details, mind blowing facts, mind-blowing tidbits, mind-boggling information, MindBlownFacts, Minecraft, Random facts, shocking facts, smp, surprising knowledge, surprising tidbits, Trivia, unbelievable facts, unbelievable trivia

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	98	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the economy and trade rare items for feathers? It’s mind-blowing! Join us and uncover the mysteries of our feathered friends while building epic structures and battling giant mutant creepers. Trust us, you’ll never look at chickens the same way again!

StinkyDelightMC

acquired tastes, culinary contradictions, culinary surprises, delicious odors, delicious stenches, flavorful foods, Food, funky foods, interesting tastes, intriguing flavors, pungent foods, smells bad, stinky food, StinkyDelightMC, surprising flavors, surprising scents, tastes good, tasty smells, unexpected combinations, unique aromas, unusual tastes

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Potions Brewed:	145
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like that funky smelling cheese that actually tastes amazing once you try it!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking cows, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to come party with us!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server where the food may smell bad, but the fun tastes oh so good!

MicroRNA Masters: Ambros & Ruvkun

2024.., Ambros, cell types, chromosome, Development, Function, Gary Ruvkun, gene activity, gene activity regulation, gene regulation, Human genome, instruction manual, Masters, Medicine, MicroRNA, multicellular organisms, Nobel Prize, Nobel Prize winners, physiology, Ruvkun, scientific discovery, Victor Ambros

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where we award players with the prestigious Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 2024 for discovering microRNAs and their role in gene regulation.

Join us and become a Minecraft scientist like Victor Ambros and Gary Ruvkun, uncovering the secrets of gene activity and regulation in a blocky world.

Discover new dimensions of gene regulation just like microRNAs, and show off your skills in developing different cell types in Minecraft.

Who knew that building blocks could hold the key to understanding how organisms develop and function? Join our server and embark on a wild journey of discovery and creativity!

Survive out there, but watch out for those sneaky vanilla ice cream bandits on Survival Horizons SMP 1.21.1!

1.21.1, bandits, cream, DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE, DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Horizons, https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons, https://playwoa.com/, Ice, MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY, mc.survivalhorizons.net, Minecraft, PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS, Respect everyone, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, sneaky, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla, watch, Welcoming

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Enchantments Applied:	109	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Survival Horizons Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.survivalhorizons.net
Website	survivalhorizons.net
Discord	discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Rules:

RESPECT EVERYONE
DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply enter the Server IP: mc.survivalhorizons.net in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any banned items or activities on the server?

Yes, cheating or exploiting in any form is strictly prohibited. Make sure to abide by the server rules to avoid any bans.

3. Can I create my own plugins or mods for the server?

While personal mods are allowed, be sure to follow the server rules and guidelines when creating and using them.

4. How can I report an issue or a player on the server?

You can report any issues or players by contacting the server moderators or administrators through Discord or in-game chat.

CraftySpy – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you laughing and having a blast? Look no further than our server, where you can choose to join either GDI or NOD and battle it out in epic Minecraft wars!

Join GDI and fight for peace and order in the Minecraft world, or join NOD and embrace chaos and destruction. But be warned, the NOD players have been known to ride creepers into battle while wearing nothing but diamond helmets!

Our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon racing competition, where players ride on the backs of Enderdragons through obstacle courses and try to avoid getting knocked off by flying pigs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, who roam the land spreading joy and colorful wool wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

The Red Eagle Politics Minecraft SMP

American politics, conservative commentator, conservative news, current events, eagle, Election Coverage, election news, election updates, informative content, informative videos, Minecraft, mulatto commentator, no bullshit, political analysis, political commentary, Political discussion, political news, Politics, red, Red Eagle Politics, Red Eagle Politics review, smp, straight to the point, unbiased reporting, YouTube politics

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for the wildest political debates you’ve ever seen! Our based mulatto leader keeps things entertaining with his informative videos that are straight to the point and full of no BS. Who knew politics could be so fun in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the next election gets a diamond-encrusted crown to wear while ruling over the land. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this crazy adventure!

EvilPixelPlayer – Minecraft SMP

chilling encounters, dark encounters, dark personalities, encountering evil, ENCOUNTERS, encounters with evil, evil person, EvilPixelPlayer, malevolent individuals, meeting bad people, meeting evil people, meeting villains, Minecraft, negative encounters, negative interactions, Personal experiences, real life villains, sinister characters, sinister encounters, smp, Stories, unpleasant experiences, wicked individuals

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Have you ever met someone who, in your eyes, was a truly evil person? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a player who goes by the name of “The Creeper King.” Legend has it that he once blew up an entire village just for fun, laughing maniacally as he watched the villagers run for their lives. But fear not, for on our server, you have the chance to team up with other players and take down this dastardly villain once and for all. Join us if you dare, and let the battle against evil begin!

BoomerCraft2021

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	109
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you starting to feel like a Minecraft boomer? Are you finding yourself building retirement homes instead of epic castles? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from becoming a Minecraft senior citizen! Join us and never worry about getting old again because on our server, age is just a number!

We have so many outrageous reasons for you to join our server, like the fact that our diamond ore blocks actually sing show tunes when you mine them. And our creepers have all been trained to breakdance instead of exploding, so you can watch them bust a move instead of blowing up your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fountain of Youth, where you can take a dip and instantly become a Minecraft toddler again. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to endless energy for mining and crafting!

So come join us on our server and never worry about getting old in Minecraft again. Who needs retirement homes when you can have diamond mines and breakdancing creepers? It’s time to turn back the clock and have some LOLzy fun!