Guardians Prison Break Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyPay Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Oh, you know, I joined this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. I used my first salary to buy a diamond pickaxe and mine my way to the top of the leaderboard. Now I rule over my own kingdom made entirely out of cake and rainbow-colored sheep. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve battled a dragon while riding a giant chicken. Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	279	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	75
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	189
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Potions Brewed:	89	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5238

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

Active Staff, Auctions, Community Events, Custom Enchants, custom events, Custom Plugins, Events, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Job, Land Claim, Mob Arena, Pets, PixieMC, Player Market, Player Shops, player-owned shops, pvp arena, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Start, SURVIVE, Tournaments, TOWN, Voting Rewards, work, world, Worldguard

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	7971	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.

MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

90, alcohol, cleaning, cleaning products, crawling, disinfectant, Disturbing, flashed, hallucination, health, iso, IsoFlasher90, Mental, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Perception, Reality, sanitation, smp, surfaces, Visual, walls, WIPING

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ores Mined:	5169
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

30s, acquaintance, aita, awkward, bar, C word, children, Considerate, Conversation, dog, Friends, funny story, gasped, Kids, KidzCraft, Leave, Minecraft, new girlfriend, phrased better, previous marriage, Server, split friends, Wife

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.

Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!

But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!