🔥Guardians of the Light Minecraft Servers

Battlemage Tombs

Acolytes of Old, Allegiance, balance, Battlemage Tombs, comrades, custom weapons, Discord, Dynamic world, Eldoria, Fabric, Faction, Guardians of the Light, Honor, Keepers Guild, Mercenaries, minecraft server, Modpack, Peace, power, Quests, Riches, role playing, Roleplay, Santana Scoundrels, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Join the Epic Battle for the Battlemage Tombs!

Are you ready to choose your faction and fight for supremacy? Welcome to “Battlemage Tombs”, a unique Minecraft server with four distinct factions:

Guardians of the Light – Uphold justice and fight for the greater good. Acolytes of Old – Harness dark powers and embrace the shadows. 🏴‍☠️ Santana Scoundrels – Operate as mercenaries with no allegiance. Keepers Guild – Enforcers of peace and balance with unwavering strength and determination.

Immerse yourself in an epic role-playing experience in the land of Eldoria with custom weapons, quests, and a dynamic world. Whether you seek comrades, honor, power, or riches, there’s a place for you here.

Join the discord today to get the modpack!

51.81.167.235:25615

MommyMineBondingWeek

bonding time, family bonding, family dynamics, family involvement, family relationships, Family Support, first born, grandbaby, help with baby, husband and wife, MommyMineBondingWeek, mother-in-law, new baby, new dad, new family, new mom, new parents, newborn care, parenting decisions, postpartum, support system

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like deciding whether to let your mom help out with the new baby or risk upsetting your husband. Will you choose family harmony or stand your ground for some peace and quiet? The choice is yours!

Plus, on our server, you can create your own crazy stories and scenarios that will make you forget all about real life drama. Build your dream world, make new friends, and let your imagination run wild!

So why wait? Join us now and let the fun begin! Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server full of endless possibilities and hilarious situations?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

adult content, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, comfortable environment, Communication, discretion, discussions, Etiquette, friend group, group dynamics, mature conversations, mature topics, Minecraft, mutual understanding, navigating sensitive topics, NSFW, open dialogue, personal boundaries, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dragons Tamed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of awkwardly avoiding NSFW topics in your Minecraft server chat? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to let loose and discuss all things naughty without judgment! We even have a designated “NSFW Corner” where you can share your wildest stories and memes without worrying about getting banned. Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Items Found:	8538	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4436	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	7696
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5815	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	50	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Crops Grown:	7384	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Runes Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!