Guardians Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Guardian’s Quest 1.20.1

1.20.1, BLOCK, Cease, control, Curb, deter, Guardians, halt, hinder, impede, inhibit, Limit, long tail: stopping her, obstruct, Prevent, put an end to, Quest, restrain, STOP, strategies to prevent her, suppress, terminate, thwart, ways to stop her

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server if you wanna stop her. I heard she’s building a giant pink castle made out of cotton candy and unicorn tears. Like, what even is that? But seriously, we need all the help we can get to take her down. Plus, did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party with dancing pigs and flying llamas? Yeah, you don’t wanna miss out on that. So grab your pickaxe and let’s show her who’s boss in this crazy world of blocky madness!

Guardian’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, autistic child, Awareness, bragging, bullying, Christ, CLAIRVOYANCE, DATING, Driving, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENERGY, Guardians, Haven, intuition, Men, Pictures, relationships, School, sex, Social Issues, spending the night, Women

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and chaos!

We have a community full of women who claim to have superpowers like intuition and empathy, but still end up with the same jerks who bully their autistic kids.

Come witness the mind-boggling contradictions and questionable life choices in our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of craziness in Minecraft?

Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about relationships and human behavior!

Sleeping Mana’s Promise

Bases, Bosses, Cafés, decorations, Dinosaurs, End.., Guardians, Hermit, Machinery, Magic, Manas, mobs, Modded, Nether, Npcs, Overworld, Pets, pizza, Promise, Reset, Seaside, Sleeping, Tech, Village

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Enter duality. A happy and colorful world awaits… But dig deeper and you can find strange subterranean worlds. Build a cute cafe with adorable decorations. Fight the ancient guardians of the nether and end. Cook scrumptious dishes in all sorts of culinary styles. Ascend to nigh godhood with machinery and magic. Collect cute pets. Build complex machinery.

Howdy! I’ve put together a small server for relaxing, building and getting together to knock the teeth out of large bosses every so often. The modpack contains a bit of everything. Aesthetic decorations, mobs, magic, tech, and more. Battle cataclysmic bosses and celebrate your victory with a slice of pizza. Build bases alone or together in various locations.

We’re over a year old and just had a server reset for a fresh new world feeling!

To join, head over to the Discord and do an intro for whitelist.

Links to the modpack and suggested resource packs are in the Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Head over to the Discord server and do an intro for whitelisting.
What is the server’s modpack?	The modpack contains a mix of aesthetics, mobs, magic, tech, and more.
Can I build alone or with others?	You can build bases alone or together with other players in different locations.
How old is the server?	The server is over a year old and recently had a reset for a fresh new world feel.

Guardian’s Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Advocate, DEFEND, discrimination, dismissal, FIRED, Guardians, Haven, injustice, intervene, Loyal, mistreatment, Protect, solidarity, speak out, stand by, stand up for, stick up, Support, Termination, Undeserved, unfairness, Victim

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	7116
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s the only place where you can stick up for yourself and never get fired! Like, imagine a world where you can build your own empire and no one can take it away from you! It’s like a virtual utopia where you can be the boss and no one can mess with you. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world who’s the real boss!

Baltic Cable Guardians Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic, Baltic Sea region, cable, Communication, cooperation, cybersecurity, Defense, defense strategy, Europe, Guardians, Infrastructure, International, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Mission, nato, Naval, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Surveillance, undersea cables

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Towns Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

come join our minecraft server where we protect undersea cables in the baltic sea region because apparently nato is too busy to do it themselves. we have dolphins with laser beams attached to their heads to zap any pesky intruders trying to mess with our cables. also, our underwater base is made entirely out of cheese because why not? join us for a gouda time and help us defend our precious cables from the evil forces of the deep sea!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Votes:	8035
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	266	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Minecraft SMP – /d g/ – Diamond Guardians

494503029, API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, Codename Frontiers, Debuffs, destiny, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, Diamond, dim, Dps, Guardians, Guide, Minecraft, News, PressKits, Resources, smp, spreadsheets, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.4

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	75	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and more creepers than you can shake a stick at.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and has been known to drop in and challenge players to PvP battles.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a creeper explosion, and more laughs than a villager trying to trade with you. Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Lolis Protect Minecraft Server

Anime, bad actors, cute, deities, Effective, Fan Service, FANTASY, GATES, Guardians, hobbies, Lolis, MAGICAL, Manga, Minecraft, Protect, Protectors, Roleplay, Server, shotas, Small, STRONG, Supernatural

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	1687	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1188	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where lolis are the key to protecting your precious hobbies! These small deities will fend off any bad actors trying to ruin your fun, but here’s the catch – the more fan service you give them, the stronger they become! Sorry shotas, you’re just not as effective in this realm.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a sprinkle of questionable fan service. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on, join us and let the lolis guide you to victory (and maybe a few awkward moments)!

The World of Atlas: Where you can finally find diamonds… and maybe a friend or two!

add-ons, Atlas, bedrock, Cities, custom locations, diamonds, Eden, Factions, Finally, Find, floating world, Friend, Griefing, Guardians, java, Lore, Minecraft, Modded, Players, Realm, smp, Spawn, Story, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelist, world

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3079
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	sgkjwp69ac
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Add-ons	Decent amount
Rules	No griefing in spawn

FAQ

1. Can I join on both Java and Bedrock?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock platforms.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

The only rule is no griefing in spawn (the floating world).

3. Is there a story behind the server?

Yes, the server has a lore involving two worlds – Eden and Atlas. Eden is a floating world created by The Eden Guardians, while Atlas is the lower world and the enemies of Eden.

4. How many Guardians reside on Eden?

It is rumored that over 400 Guardians reside on Eden.

5. What can I expect to find on the server?

The server features several sprawling cities, custom locations to explore, and a story to engage with.

XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

artificial sweetener, Attack, blood circulation, blood clot formation, blood clotting, blood sugar levels, blood thinning, blood vessel function, cardiac health, cardiovascular risk, clot prevention, dental health, Edition, European Heart Journal, Heart, Heart Disease, heart health, plaque buildup, prothrombotic, sugar substitute, thrombosis, vascular health, xylitol, XyloCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimension Hops:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

Warp & Warfare: Where Mining Pits Turn into Epic Battles 1.12.2

1.12.2, aircraft, amp, Battles, Colony, Combat, Community, Epic, futuristic, Mining, Modded, Pits, Planets, PvP, Rockets, smp, space exploration, Strategic, Technology, Thrilling, Turn, Updates, Vehicles, voice chat, WARFARE, Warp, WEAPONRY

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7573
Endless Night Skies:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Server Name	Warp & Warfare
Overview	Join the Ultimate Modded Minecraft Experience where futuristic technology meets intense combat and strategic gameplay.
Featured Mods	HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod Flan’s Mod Advanced Rocketry Simple Voice Chat MineColonies
Why Join Us?	Active Community Regular Updates Epic Battles

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the following link to join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/eXFP5mKgdE

Q: What mods are featured on the server?

A: The server features HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Flan’s Mod, Advanced Rocketry, Simple Voice Chat, and MineColonies.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, the server has friendly and active player base with community events, challenges, and collaborations.

Q: How often are updates released?

A: The server continuously improves and updates to provide fresh content and fix any issues.

Q: Can I build my own colony on the server?

A: Yes, you can build and manage your own thriving colony with MineColonies mod.

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Censorship, China, communism, Corruption, Country, CraftyChina, criticism, culture, double standards, Fake, global perception, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, international relations, Minecraft, online behavior, Politics, Propaganda, Server, social media, society

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Towns Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging explosive creepers and battling evil villagers who have a secret alliance with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where players can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the Nether realm where you’ll find a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen and a lava surfing competition with the Ghast King.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get seriously wacky!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

artist bullying, artist controversy, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, fandom drama, fandom hate, hate culture, Hate Speech, hate thread, HateCraft, Internet bullying, internet drama, Kevin Spencer, Minecraft, online abuse, online bullying, online harassment, online hate, online negativity, online toxicity, Server, social media hate, toxic fandom

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1209
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Our community is so wild, we make the fandom look like a bunch of kittens.

One time, one of our artists got so salty over a build competition that they straight up bullied a user off the Internet. Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect when you join our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where players can party like it’s 1999. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

JoblessBro Minecraft Server

ai art, Apology, art commissions, artist, Automation, brother, Communication, Conflict, Empathy, family, insensitive, job loss, JoblessBro, JOKE, layoff, Minecraft, misunderstanding, redundancy, Résumé, Server, side hustle, Support, Technicians

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-world problems? Look no further than our server, where even AI can’t take over your fun! Join us and escape the harsh reality of layoffs and redundancies with our epic adventures and crazy builds.

Imagine a world where AI art tools are no match for your creativity and imagination. Our server is the ultimate escape from the daily grind, where you can build, explore, and laugh your worries away. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

So come join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, where even the most serious situations can be turned into a hilarious joke. Don’t be an AI art tool, be a part of our wacky community and let your creativity run wild. See you in the game, where the only thing getting laid off is your boredom!

ToothlessNephewCraft

Birthday Party, demo team, dentist bill, family, hand movements, injury, Laughter, Maplewood yoyo, misunderstanding, nephew, parenting, professional use, self retracting mechanism, sibling rivalry, starter yo-yo, talent show, ToothlessNephewCraft, Toy, tv news, uncle, yo-yo

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yo-yo – full of ups and downs, twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you entertained!

Join our server and experience the thrill of yo-yo tricks in Minecraft! Our owner has been a yo-yo master since the age of five, even appearing on TV shows and news segments showcasing his skills. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of greatness?

We offer free yo-yos to all new players, perfect for beginners to learn the ropes. But beware, just like the nephew who couldn’t handle the fancy Maplewood yo-yo, you may find yourself in sticky situations if you’re not careful!

So come join us on our server, where the yo-yos are flying and the fun never stops. Just remember, play at your own risk – we take no responsibility for any dental bills incurred from yo-yo mishaps!

MineCraftyMoneyMakers Server

affluent, affluent lifestyle, career, finance, high earning, high income, high income career, high income job, high income lifestyle, high income profession, high paying job, income level, Job, Lifestyle, luxury, MineCraftyMoneyMakers, Profession, salary, Server, Successful, Wealthy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with peasants who can’t even afford a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the elite 1% of Minecraft players who make over $200k a year!

Join us and experience a world where even the creepers wear designer sunglasses and the zombies drive Lamborghinis. Build your mansion made entirely of emerald blocks and hire villagers to serve you golden carrots on silver platters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most luxurious resources, from diamond-encrusted armor to enchanted golden apples that grant you eternal life (in the game, of course).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and live like a virtual billionaire, join us now and show the world that you truly are the top 1% of blocky society!

CultCraft: Craziest & Coolest!

COOLEST, Craziest, crazy cults, cult awareness, cult behavior, cult beliefs, cult control, cult extremism, cult fanaticism, cult followers, cult impact, cult indoctrination, cult influence, cult leaders, cult manipulation, cult practices, cult psychology, cult rituals, cult survival, CultCraft, cults, modern cults

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	3839	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Have you ever heard of the Cult of the Creeper? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a group of players who worship the almighty Creeper god and sacrifice stacks of gunpowder to appease it. Join us and become a devout follower of the explosive deity!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who believe they are actually living inside the game and refuse to log off, convinced that their real lives are just a simulation. Are you brave enough to join their ranks and embrace the pixelated reality?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive prize and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

CraftyCavities

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchantments Applied:	54

hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like laughing? well then u gotta join this server, cuz we got more laughs than a clown convention!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. yea, we got some crazy mods on this server that will make ur head spin faster than a blender on high speed.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every friday night? yea, we got glowstone galore and the music is bumpin’ louder than a herd of stampeding cows.

plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans after thanksgiving dinner. we got players from all over the world coming together to build the most epic structures u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll like a tumbleweed in the wind. dentist appointments and haircuts can wait, cuz this server is where the real party’s at!

InsulinDropsMC – No More Needles, Just Drops!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got insulin drops dat make u feel like a superhero! just drop it under yo tongue and boom, u absorb dat shizz like a boss. no mo’ insulin injections, just straight up drops like a gangsta.

we tested dis stuff on mice and dey were runnin’ around like they just won da lottery. insulin wit a cell-penetrating peptide? dat’s some next level stuff, fam. it reaches yo bloodstream faster dan u can say “minecraft is life”.

so come join us on dis server and be a part of da insulin revolution. who knew diabetes could be so much fun? let’s get droppin’ and rockin’ in dis crazy world of blocks and drops. ain’t nothin’ stoppin’ us now, we’re on fire like a creeper in a TNT factory. let’s do dis!