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GuardianCraft: StormShadowUK vs Russia

Conflict Resolution, defense technology, european security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, guardian, GUARDIANCRAFT, international relations, long-range strikes, military cooperation, military intervention, missile defense, national security, russia, Storm Shadow missiles, StormShadowUK, strategic alliances, uk, Ukraine, warfare tactics

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	39	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

so like, u know that minecraft server where u can like, shoot missiles at ur enemies? well, this server is like that, but instead of regular missiles, u get to use STORM SHADOW MISSILES, like how cool is that?? u can totally wreak havoc on ur enemies from long range, just like how UK is letting Ukraine do it to Russia, but in minecraft form haha. join now and start blowing stuff up in the most epic way possible, u won’t regret it, promise.

GuardianCraft: Watch the Crowd

Crowd, crowd watching, emergency response, GUARDIANCRAFT, lifeguard awareness, lifeguard duties, lifeguard effectiveness, lifeguard performance, lifeguard preparedness, lifeguard professionalism, lifeguard protocol, lifeguard responsibilities, lifeguard skills, lifeguard supervision, lifeguard teamwork, lifeguard training, lifeguards, olympics, saving lives, swimmer safety, vigilant lifeguards, watch, water safety

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	54
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4565	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the lifeguards are actually zombies and they’re too busy watching the crowd at the olympics to save anyone. that’s the kind of chaos you’ll find on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by zombie lifeguards while trying to build the coolest sandcastle ever.

we’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake.

plus, if you manage to survive a whole day without getting eaten by a zombie lifeguard, you’ll win a magical unicorn that poops rainbows.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest minecraft server ever and see if you can outsmart those distracted lifeguards.

GuardianCraft: Where breaking blocks is more fun than breaking news!

#editorial, Analysis, articles, BIAS, blocks, BREAKING, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, current events, Fun, GUARDIANCRAFT, Journalism, journalism ethics, liberal, mainstream media, Media, News, newspaper, opinion, Political, Reporting, Social Issues, the guardian, uk news, world news

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of reading boring newspapers with mindless drivel? Then join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll see is about the epic battles between players and the insane creations they come up with! Say goodbye to boring headlines and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join now and become part of the most exciting news story yet!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Potions Brewed:	161	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Emeralds Found:	3439	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

497444334, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, invite, mages, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, NA server, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, the war within, War withing, Warlocks, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow community

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Towns Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, boy bands, catchy songs, Choreography, discussion, Entertainment, fan culture, girl groups, Hallyu wave, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, No. 69774711, online forum, pop culture, secret, smp, social media, society, south korea, trending topics

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

ClassyCraftyRevenge

aita, asian, Banh Mi, Brazilian-American, brigadeiro, Chinese, Chinese American, classmates, ClassyCraftyRevenge, Conflict Resolution, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Family Support, Latinx, Mexican, racial tensions, racism, School, suspension, Vietnamese

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, communication skills, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Honesty, Minecraft, no filter, NoFilterNoFilter, overshare, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Self-expression, smp, social cues, social etiquette, social interactions, social media, social norms, Social Skills, transparency

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being censored and told to keep your thoughts to yourself? Join our Minecraft SMP where there’s no such thing as oversharing! In fact, we encourage you to let it all out, whether it’s your deepest secrets or just random thoughts about llamas.

Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.

So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!

NostalgicCraft

childhood adventures, childhood books, childhood dreams, childhood food, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood innocence, childhood laughter, childhood memories, childhood movies, childhood music, childhood places, childhood sights, childhood smells, childhood sounds, childhood TV shows, forgotten things, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old toys, past experiences

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9876
Divine Spears Created:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Remember the days when you used to believe that if you dig deep enough in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mystical land of unicorns and flying pigs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted chicken along the way! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the wonder of your childhood dreams!

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

age, CommieCraft, communism, Communist China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, International, Minecraft, motherland, nationalism, Politics, president, relations, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like tryna make Communist China yo mama! Taiwan’s president be like, “Nah bro, we older than dat, ain’t no way China gonna be our mama!” So come join dis server and be part of da epic battle for who’s gonna be yo mama! Plus, we got epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind! So what you waitin for? Join now and show China who’s boss!

TacoTownMassacre

Assassination, Community, Corruption, crime, current events, Government, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Mayor, Mexican, mexico, Murdered, News, Politics, public service, TacoTownMassacre, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Farms Harvested:	390
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	5237
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

so, like, this server is so lit that even mexican mayors are joining and getting murdered for it. like, this mayor started his job and boom, gone. but don’t worry, on this server you can respawn as many times as you want. maybe the mayor just wanted to keep respawning and playing on this epic server. join now for a killer time (literally)!

Straight Up Minecraft Server

arousal, attraction, Boundaries, Curiosity, desire, dyke, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, GIF, hot, Lesbian, Minecraft, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Straight.., taboo, temptation, Thread

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crops Grown:	5899
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the straightest players can’t resist the sapphic temptations of our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and lesbian love stories that will make you question your sexuality (in the best way possible). Who knew crafting and mining could lead to such steamy encounters? Don’t miss out on the chance to explore your hidden desires in a blocky paradise unlike any other. Join now and let the lesbian thread on /gif/ be just the beginning of your adventure!

BlockMania Minecraft SMP – WWE Edition

African American, black male wrestlers, blockmania, Diversity, Edition, equality, Featured, fightful, inclusion, Intentional, lack of representation, Minecraft, Minority, ppv, Racial equality, representation matters, sean ross sapp, single talent, smp, social justice, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling industry, wwe

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of the lack of representation for black male wrestlers in the WWE? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be a part of a community where black male single talent gets featured like never before. WWE may be slow to catch on, but we’re ahead of the game. Plus, rumor has it that John Cena himself is a secret member of our SMP, so you never know who you might run into! Join now and be a part of the revolution in gaming representation. Let’s show WWE how it’s done!