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GuardianCraft: StormShadowUK vs Russia
so like, u know that minecraft server where u can like, shoot missiles at ur enemies? well, this server is like that, but instead of regular missiles, u get to use STORM SHADOW MISSILES, like how cool is that?? u can totally wreak havoc on ur enemies from long range, just like how UK is letting Ukraine do it to Russia, but in minecraft form haha. join now and start blowing stuff up in the most epic way possible, u won’t regret it, promise. -
GuardianCraft: Watch the Crowd
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the lifeguards are actually zombies and they’re too busy watching the crowd at the olympics to save anyone. that’s the kind of chaos you’ll find on our server.join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by zombie lifeguards while trying to build the coolest sandcastle ever.
we’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake.
plus, if you manage to survive a whole day without getting eaten by a zombie lifeguard, you’ll win a magical unicorn that poops rainbows.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest minecraft server ever and see if you can outsmart those distracted lifeguards.
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GuardianCraft: Where breaking blocks is more fun than breaking news!
Are you tired of reading boring newspapers with mindless drivel? Then join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll see is about the epic battles between players and the insane creations they come up with! Say goodbye to boring headlines and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join now and become part of the most exciting news story yet! -
DeliveryManDan Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! So, get this, the server is run by Amazon drivers who deliver packages by day and slay creepers by night. And get this, every time you leave a “friendly” or “on time” comment after a delivery, it actually powers up your character in the game! Like, you could get extra speed boosts or super strength or even a pet llama that follows you around and spits at zombies. It’s wild, I know!But wait, there’s more! The server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. Yeah, you heard me right, a FLYING PIG. And once you’re on the island, you have to battle giant chickens and evil villagers to claim your spot as the ultimate Minecraft champion.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
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BlockySingles: Mining for Love
Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness! Our server is like a virtual dating app, but with blocks and creepers instead of awkward first dates.Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly you stumble upon another player who also happens to be looking for love. Sparks fly as you team up to defeat the Ender Dragon together, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house for two in the virtual sunset.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a matchmaking villager who is an expert in finding your perfect Minecraft soulmate. With their help, you’ll never have to worry about being single again.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the love (and diamonds) flow! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?
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UkrainianOps Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian special ops are crushing dprk troops in an 8-hour standoff! u can witness the madness and chaos as these warriors battle it out in the virtual world of blocks and pixels. join now and be part of the action as we reenact this insane showdown in minecraft form. who will come out victorious? join to find out and maybe even join the fight yourself! don’t miss out on this epic battle of epic proportions, join now! -
CraftyTechBillionaires
come join our epic minecraft server where we have tech billionaires trying to overthrow democracy with social media!! ππ€π€π±πͺπΈ our spain PM SΓ‘nchez says it’s a wild ride, but don’t worry, we got diamond swords to fight off those evil billionaires! ππ‘οΈπ€― join now for the craziest adventure of your life, and maybe even uncover some secret government plots along the way! π΅οΈββοΈππ₯ #minecraftmadness #democracydestroyers #diamondsworddrama -
Block Party Cancelled
haha u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind??? well u found it!!! this server is so lit that all NIH study sections have been canceled indefinitely just so ppl can play on it!!! can u believe it??? u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of something so epic that even science has to take a back seat!!! come join us and let’s make history together!!! #minecraftgoals #cancelthesestudysections #epicminecraftserver -
Sparkly Survival
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Semi-vanilla Supported Platforms Java and Bedrock Features Land claiming, homes, ranks Community Vibe Non-toxic, anti-pvp FAQ
How do I join the server?
To join the server, you need to first join the Discord server at discord.gg/sparklymc and apply to be whitelisted.
Is the server open to both Java and Bedrock players?
Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock players.
What are some of the special features of the server?
The server offers land claiming, homes, ranks, and more as additional features.
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Hero’s Journey 1.20.3
Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, like omg you won’t believe it!So like, the art direction on this server is like, totally out of this world. It’s like Picasso and Bob Ross had a baby and it created the most beautiful pixelated landscapes you’ve ever seen.
Join this server if you want your mind blown by the most epic builds and creations that will make you question if you’re actually in a game or a work of art.
Like, seriously, if you don’t join this server, you’re missing out on experiencing the most mind-bending, eye-popping, jaw-dropping art direction in the history of Minecraft servers.
Don’t be a square, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!