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Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9112	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Star Shards Collected:	148	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3750	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	2070	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	6400
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dragons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Emeralds Found:	2505

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!