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DeathDefyingKids Minecraft Server

guardian angel, lucky escape, life-threatening situation, close to death, childhood trauma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the most mundane tasks will have you on the edge of your seat. Just ask our player who once accidentally dug straight down and found themselves face-to-face with a horde of angry zombies. Talk about a close call!

So if you’re ready for heart-pounding excitement, death-defying adventures, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to have the time of your life – and maybe even cheat death a few times along the way!

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CrashCraft: Where Luck is Relative

cautious driving, LUCK, near miss, defensive driving, Risk

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! Like, people be trippin’ over themselves to get in here, like it’s some kind of exclusive club for unicorns or somethin’.

So, get this, right? One time, this dude joined the server and found a freakin’ diamond block just chillin’ on the surface. And get this, when he mined it, a freakin’ dragon popped out and gave him three wishes! True story, bro!

And like, if you join this server, you’ll have the chance to ride a freakin’ llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens. They wear tiny little helmets and everything, it’s hilarious!

Plus, we got this secret underground base where we throw the wildest parties. Like, one time, we had a DJ booth made out of glowstone and a dance floor made out of obsidian. It was lit, fam!

So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience some seriously wacky adventures, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

blocky, Serenity, comfort, Empty, REST

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

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NaziHugboxMinecraftSMP

Disgusting, nazi, willing, Warning, intolerance

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. We don’t tolerate any hate or negativity here, so if you’re looking for a safe space to express yourself and protect trans rights, this is the place for you.

But beware, our players are not afraid to go to extreme lengths to defend what they believe in. So if you think you can handle the chaos and craziness that awaits you, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world.

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MommaSaidNo Minecraft Server

parental intentions, healing, parental impact, forgiveness, family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your daddy issues? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and blocky fun!

Our server is like therapy, but way cheaper! Dive into a world where you can build your own happy place and leave all your emotional baggage behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Just like how your mom thought she was helping by dropping bombshells about your dad, we’re here to drop some bombshells of fun on you! Build, explore, and let your creativity run wild on our server.

Don’t be an AH and miss out on this epic Minecraft experience. Join now and leave those old wounds behind – unless you want to build a monument to your daddy issues, we won’t judge!

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MILrageCraft

social backlash, standing up for self, weight gain, Communication Issues, family conflict

Are you tired of boring old family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of in-law insanity!

Imagine a world where your mother-in-law shows up to your wedding in her own wedding dress, ready to steal the spotlight. And that’s just the beginning!

We have players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous behavior. From accusing you of cheating to calling you a slut, our community is full of surprises.

But don’t worry, we also have supportive players who will have your back when things get crazy. So come join us and experience the drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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ImmortalCraft: What’s Your Move?

whats, immortal, Eternal Love, everlasting life, eternal spirit

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you are absolutely immortal! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing you up or falling into lava pits. You are invincible!

Join us for epic battles where you can take on an entire army of zombies without breaking a sweat. Build the craziest structures without fear of them being destroyed.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret hidden treasure on the server that only immortals can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. You’ll be dying to stay forever!

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PixelPrisonPurge

Capital Punishment, discrimination, iran, gender-based violence, PixelPrisonPurge

LOL this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got more Iranian women than the whole country! We’re like a death sentence party up in here, executions left and right! Come join the fun and see how long you can survive before you get sentenced to death too! It’s a killer time, literally! Join now and let the madness begin!

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HawaiianCraft: Where Watermelon Pizza is the Norm!

watermelon pizza, unconventional pizzas, hawaiian pizza, watermelon, culinary experiments

join our epic minecraft server where we have watermelon pizza as our main dish! imagine the taste explosion in your mouth as you chomp down on a slice of watermelon covered in cheese and tomato sauce. it’s a culinary masterpiece that will blow your mind and your taste buds!

not only do we have the most outrageous food options, but we also have the craziest adventures waiting for you in our server. embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted watermelon, battle mythical creatures like the pizza-loving dragons, and explore hidden caves filled with delicious surprises.

our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. you’ll never be bored with our constant events and challenges that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.

so come join us on our server and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. who needs hawaiian pizza when you can have watermelon pizza on our server!

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HeartburnCraft: Where our players burn through resources faster than a lit fireplace! Java 1.20.2+ edition, no resets, just fiery fun. Join our community of 15 average players online now.

1.20.2, Fun, lit, Random teleport, Pet system

Overview of HearthCraft Minecraft Server

No-Griefing Economy SMP	Established 2018
Server Reset	Never will reset
Pay-to-Win	0% pay-to-win store

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	play.hearthcraft.net
When did the server start?	October 2018
Are there regular world resets?	No, the world dates back to July 2019
Is there pay-to-win on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks
Is there a live map available?	Yes, you can view the live map at map.hearthcraft.net
What are the server rules?	The server rules can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules