Guard Humus Minecraft Servers

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  • CraftyArknights – Building Towers and Battling Creeps!

    CraftyArknights – Building Towers and Battling Creeps!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for a LOLZY time filled with INSANE stories and OUTRAGEOUS reasons to keep coming back for more.

    Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling a dragon made of diamonds. That’s just a taste of what awaits you on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive GLOBAL/JP/KR CONTENT that will blow your mind. From 6* Sniper Fiammetta to 5* Medic Whisperain, you’ll never run out of new characters to discover.

    And if that’s not enough, our CN CONTENT will leave you speechless. With 6* Defender Penance and 5* Guard Akafuyu, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC journey and experience the ULTIMATE Minecraft adventure. Don’t miss out on the fun – log in now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ Server for Epic Minecraft Fun!

    Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ Server for Epic Minecraft Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

    We’ve got 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus waiting for you to recruit them. And don’t forget about the 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana – they’re ready to kick some blocky butt!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a Cardigan skin that will make you the envy of all your blocky buddies? Or maybe you’re more interested in the epic battle between 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless. It’s like watching a PvP match between a zombie and a skeleton – you never know who’s going to come out on top!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the upcoming EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion. It’s going to be more intense than a creeper sneaking up behind you in the dark!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockMemes – MemeVille SMP Server

    BlockMemes – MemeVille SMP Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have 6* Guard Qiubai guarding the entrance to our server, making sure no creepers or griefers can get through. He’s a pro at keeping things safe and secure!

    2. Want to shop for some epic gear? How about getting yourself a 6* Vanguard Flametail or a 5* Specialist Mr. Nothing? They may sound ridiculous, but trust me, they will help you conquer the server like never before.

    3. Ever heard of a Caster named Corroserum who can turn your enemies into stone? Well, guess what? You can find him in our server’s shop, ready to make your enemies regret ever crossing paths with you.

    4. Need some extra protection? How about recruiting a 6* Defender Horn or a 6* Supporter Stainless to watch your back? These guys are like the Hulk and Iron Man combined, ready to take down any threats that come your way.

    5. And if you’re into crazy adventures, we have the Design of Strife – Cardigan skin event happening soon. Imagine dressing up your character in a stylish cardigan while exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Talk about fashion meets survival!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. See you in the craziest world of Minecraft you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck on a plane with annoying kids and their Baby Shark obsession? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no crying children or repetitive songs in sight!

    Join us and escape the madness of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. No more death glares from parents or demonic tunes haunting your dreams. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky wonderland.

    Forget about being judged for speaking your mind – on our server, colorful insults are not only allowed, but encouraged! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the Baby Shark nightmare. Who knows, you might even find a new favorite song to play on repeat (hint: it’s not Baby Shark).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PhoneSnatchRageCraft

    PhoneSnatchRageCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values privacy and respect? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no one will ever sneakily record your adorable virtual children without your permission!

    Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you can build, explore, and battle without the fear of someone invading your personal space. Our server is equipped with anti-spying technology to ensure that your virtual offspring are always protected.

    Don’t let creepers creep on your pixelated kids – join our server today and game in peace! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a virtual family.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CollegeFriendz SMP

    CollegeFriendz SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to make friends in college by awkwardly sitting next to people in class or joining random clubs? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and make friends the easy way – by building giant statues of each other out of blocks! Trust us, nothing says friendship like accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT and then helping them rebuild it. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to acing your exams is hidden somewhere in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your way to a social life that’s block-tastic!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineQuoteCraft

    MineQuoteCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most epic adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves face to face with a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Dancing llamas in top hats. Where else can you find such madness and mayhem?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find him. Some say he’s a giant block with a face, others say he’s a shape-shifting wizard. Who knows what you’ll discover on our server?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MonkeyCraft: Name Chat 🐒🎮

    MonkeyCraft: Name Chat 🐒🎮

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL u ever seen a monkey talkin to his homie like “hey bro, pass me that banana”? well on this server, we got monkeys that use NAMES to talk to each other! imagine logging on and seeing a monkey named Bobo asking for a pickaxe! join now for the most HILARIOUS and WILD conversations you’ll ever witness in Minecraft! 🐒🍌

    PLUS, rumor has it that these monkeys have built their own secret treehouse kingdom where they throw EPIC banana parties every night! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now and get ready to party like a monkey in the jungle! 🌴🎉

    oh, and did we mention that these monkeys are also expert builders? they’ve recreated famous landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China entirely out of bananas! come see these amazing creations for yourself and be amazed by the talent of our monkey friends! 🍌🏰

    so what are you waiting for? come join the craziest and most bananas Minecraft server out there! you won’t regret it, we promise! 🐵💥 #monkeymadness #bananabuilders

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HexArchon: The server where you can have everything custom, even your socks! Join us for a good time with Boss Fights and Quests!

    HexArchon: The server where you can have everything custom, even your socks! Join us for a good time with Boss Fights and Quests!

    New Minecraft Servers

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Overview
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.
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  • BagCraft Minecraft Server

    BagCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! 2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Who needs a farm when you have that? 3. Our PvP battles are so intense that players have been known to break their keyboards in a fit of rage. It’s like Fight Club, but with pickaxes. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to chill and mine some blocks. Can you handle the pressure of playing alongside the legendary ghostly figure? 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of Ender Dragons and engage in aerial combat. It’s like How to Train Your Dragon, but with more explosions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just beware of the diamond-encrusted chickens – they can be quite feisty.

    New Minecraft Server
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