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Minecraft SMP: /hbr/ – Heaven Burns Red Warlord

Air, angel beats!, bonus quartz, burns, clannad, comedy, current event, database, Download, guaranteed SS banner, HBR, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, malicious spoilers, Minecraft, mobile game, pc game, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, WARLORD, YuRi

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Created by the mad genius Jun Maeda, this server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

Air, angel beats!, bonus gems, burns, clannad, comedy, current event, database, Download, general, guaranteed SS banner, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, malicious spoilers, Minecraft, mobile game, pc game, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, YuRi

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	5365
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Bug Slayer, Reptile Wrangler, Spider Catcher – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal rights, Arachnophobia, bug, bugs, catch and release, Catcher, cognitive dissonance, compassion, conservation, entomology, Environment, ethical dilemma, fear, humane treatment, insects, Ladybugs, Minecraft, Pest Control, Phobia, Reptile, reptiles, slayer, smp, spider, Spiders, wildlife, Wrangler

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	14

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the bugs are bigger than the players! We’ve got ladybugs the size of houses, spiders that can talk, and reptiles that throw parties in the jungle. Why do we kill bugs on sight? Because they drop rare loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons! But don’t worry, we catch and release the reptiles and spiders because they’re our allies in the battle against the giant ladybugs. So come join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to survive and have fun!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

cheerful, classic, comfort, easy watch, Favorite, Feel-Good, go to, Good Mood, Happy, Heartwarming, Joyful, light-hearted, mood booster, Movie, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, pick me up, Positive, Relaxation, stress relief, Timeless, Uplifting

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magic Items Found:	4895	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Void Armor Forged:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a movie that you can watch at any time to put you in a good mood! Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a dancing panda riding a chicken while fireworks explode in the background.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that just seeing it will bring a smile to your face. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft SMP? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good vibes!

CraftyPickupLines

banter, Charm, Cheesy, comedic, conversation starters, CraftyPickUpLines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, one-liners, pick up lines, playful, relationships, Romantic, sarcasm, WIT, Witty

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

Attention, Catch, chubas, Clout, companies, Fanatic, fanbase, follow, Frenzy, Giga, Hashtags, Heads, insert, insufferable, Minecraft, Obnoxious, pattern, pollute, pricks, quirky, related, Server, shitty takes, Super Fans

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Animals Bred:	116
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9600
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

/ Femdom / Minecraft SMP /

female authority, female control, Female deity, female dominance, female domination, female empowerment, Female goddess, female leadership, female power, Female rule, female submission, Female submissives, female superiority, Female superiority complex, female supremacy, female worship, femdom, Minecraft, Royal treatment, smp, Women empowerment

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Votes:	7992	Alien Abductions:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the ladies in this virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures where we build giant statues of powerful women, like Beyoncé and Wonder Woman. Our server is ruled by the fierce Femdom general, who leads us into battle against any toxic masculinity that dares to challenge our dominance.

In this Bodhisattva edition of our SMP, we strive to achieve enlightenment through serving and honoring the queens of our server. We hold daily ceremonies where we shower our female players with diamonds and gold, because they deserve nothing but the best.

So come join us and bask in the glory of the Femdom general – just be prepared to bow down to the almighty power of women!

CraftyDeathWish

caregiver stress, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, CraftyDeathWish, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling like a burden, Loneliness, Marriage Struggles, Medical Treatment, mental health, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, physical limitations, relationship dynamics, self worth, suicidal thoughts, support systems

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	121
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?

And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).

So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

VillainMotiveMC SMP

Antagonist, best, best motive, Compelling, criminal, Dark, Evil, Heard, Intriguing, justification, mastermind, Motive, Plot, reason, Revenge, Sinister, smp, Twisted, Villain, villain motive, VillainMotiveMC, villainous

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Chimeras Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battle between a group of evil chickens and a gang of heroic pigs! The villainous chickens have been plotting for months to overthrow the peaceful pig kingdom, and only you can help save the day with your epic building skills and strategic pig riding abilities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will only reveal its location to those brave enough to take on their llama dance challenge. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one adventure you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

budgeting, cost of living, cost-prohibitive, CraftyCashCow, exorbitant, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, inflationary prices, Luxury items, Minecraft, out of reach, Overpriced, price hikes, price increases, price tags, PRICEY., Server, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	237	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	974612
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!

Pixel Pen & Paper Exam

Advancements, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assessment, Classroom, Digital, education, Exam, Exams, Future, handwriting, in person, innovation, learning, Paper, paperless, pen, Pen and Paper, PIXEL, progress, Technology, Traditional, traditional methods, written exams

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ores Mined:	3779	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

hey y’all wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies do the cha cha slide? well lemme tell ya, on this server, we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that tell jokes while they explode.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.

Western Publishers Minecraft Server

business ethics, consumer dissatisfaction, Content Creation, corporate culture, creative process, criticism, customer expectations, feedback loop, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, industry standards, market trends, Media consumption, Minecraft, production issues, publisher practices, Publishers, Quality Control, Server, video games, Western, western publishers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate craze! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant, fire-breathing chicken! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot. Will you be one of them?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust out their best dance moves to defeat mobs and bosses. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the fun begin!