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  • Minecraft SMP: /hbr/ – Heaven Burns Red Warlord

    Minecraft SMP: /hbr/ – Heaven Burns Red Warlord

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Created by the mad genius Jun Maeda, this server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

    Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

    Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

    And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SMPyMcSMP – Minecraft SMP: CONFIRMED

    SMPyMcSMP – Minecraft SMP: CONFIRMED

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    Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GatherCraft SMP: Auntie’s Dance-off

    GatherCraft SMP: Auntie’s Dance-off

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    Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the most exciting thing that happens is Aunt Mildred accidentally spilling her drink on Uncle Bob’s lap? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the family drama is turned up to 11!

    Picture this: instead of arguing over who gets the last piece of pie, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with your cousins. And forget awkward small talk with distant relatives, now you can bond over building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their woolly reign? The choice is yours.

    So if you’re ready to trade in family drama for Minecraft madness, join us and see just how wild a family gathering can truly be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelatedUgly

    PixelatedUgly

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and noobs? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your gameplay and have a laugh while doing it!

    Join us if you want to avoid the ultimate Minecraft turn-off: players who build ugly, square houses that look like they were made by a blind Enderman! Our server is filled with master builders who can create epic structures that will make your jaw drop.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as hilarious, talented, and downright crazy as we are? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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