Guarantee MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ZelenskiyCraft: 200k Peacekeepers!

ZelenskiyCraft, global security, peacekeeping mission, international relations, security forces

So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz we got over 200,000 peacekeepers keepin’ the peace in this virtual world, man. Zelenskiy himself said we need at least that many to guarantee post-war security, so you know it’s legit. Plus, we got crazy stories like the time a creeper tried to run for president and the time a pig rode a minecart into the sunset. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness happenin’ on this server. Join now before the peacekeepers kick you out, dude!

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Mortgage Mayhem Minecraft Server

sister, money-obsessed, Agreement, retirement savings, education

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family drama and financial chaos! 🏠💸

Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is peaceful and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of paying your parents’ property taxes and mortgage, only to have your sneaky sister swoop in and try to take over the house! Will you stand your ground and refuse to be taken advantage of, or will you give in to the pressure and continue to support your ungrateful family members?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic arguments, betrayal, and shady financial agreements that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Will you come out on top and secure your rightful share of the house, or will you be left high and dry by those closest to you?

So why wait? Join our server now and dive headfirst into the chaos of family dynamics and financial turmoil! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back…especially when it comes to sharing property with your loved ones! 😂🏡💰

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Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

oktoberfest, alcohol-related incidents, late night driving, adult supervision, Parental Responsibility

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

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DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server

DefendCraft, voice chat, Cozy, guarantee, Communication

We have a voice chat plugin on our server (Plasmo Voice), this way it will be more convenient to communicate with others and much more fun!

Immerse yourself in a fun time in our cozy little server! Without extra regions and donation cases. Find friends or build a super creeper farm. Your imagination decides what the server will be like!

The server has the most reliable plugin – CoreProtect. If your things are stolen, killed, blackened, or even just the text on the sign is changed, everything can be restored! Thanks to this we provide a perfect guarantee of safety against the neck

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NoMortgageNoCosign

credit cards, refinancing, name.., Mortgage, Girlfriend

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like this and build your dream world without any crazy boyfriends trying to drag you into their financial mess! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to relax, mine some blocks, and maybe even tame a virtual pet llama or two. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave the real world behind – we promise no one will ask you to co-sign a mortgage here!

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TruthfulQsOnly Minecraft SMP

Clarity, frankness, Integrity, inquiry, Openness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to know the meaning of life? Just ask our resident philosopher who spends his days pondering the mysteries of the universe while building a rollercoaster out of obsidian.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything (spoiler alert: it’s 42).

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SwearOnMyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

guarantee, Covenant, SwearOnMyDiamonds, Commitment, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamonds! That’s right, every time you swear on a diamond, you’ll magically receive more of them. And trust us, you’ll be swearing a lot when you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

We’ve got a group of players who are constantly pranking each other, building insane structures, and going on epic adventures. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! And another time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the server. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy antics you can get into. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the diamond-swearing champion of the server!

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CreeperCoffins: No Guarantees!

coffin materials, coffin warranty, burial, coffin construction, funeral arrangements

come join our minecraft server, where we have coffins with LIFETIME GUARANTEE! yes, you heard that right. no need to worry about respawning, just respawn in your coffin and keep on playing like nothing happened. plus, our coffins come with built-in disco lights and a mini fridge for all your snacks. who wouldn’t want to join a server where death is just a party waiting to happen? don’t miss out on the coffin fun, join now!

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PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Minecraft, find information, free, pimeyes, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can summon richfag wizards to help you find bitches you want searched! Need a creeper’s location tracked down? No problem, our wizards got you covered. Want to find that elusive diamond ore? Just ask our magical team for assistance.

But wait, there’s more! Use our free search feature to guarantee wins before posting on our Pimeyes ThreadPost. It’s like having a cheat code for Minecraft, but totally legit (we swear).

Join us now for a wild ride of adventure, magic, and ridiculous quests. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount or uncover the secret recipe for enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

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Jojovein

Crusaders gacha, unique AI, cyborgs, SPIN, Clans

Welcome to the official Jojovein server!

Jojovein is a modpack server based on Jojo’s bizarre adventure. Using mods like vampirism, abyssalcraft, custom quark poses, and custom mods/scripting, it captures the supernatural meets natural feel of the franchise. The modpack is light and fast, yet full of content.

To progress, you become a vampire or a vampire hunter. You can level up and select skills on your skill tree! Craft a Necrotic Diary to get Whitesnake who can steal stands from mobs, or craft a stand arrow and make your very own custom stand!

Now, you can roll your favorite Jojo Characters in the Crusaders gacha! Hit the H key to start!Now with hamon and spin! Hit the 6 key to start developing abilities!You spawn with an ingame guide called the Jojovein compendium that teaches you how to play the modpack.

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ueYZyEUModpack Link: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/jojovein

You must use the curseforge launcher to install the modpack.

Other Features:– Custom stand mod! Over 30 stands, 30 custom stand slots for you to make your own!– Crusaders: custom coded system, you can marry characters you roll and have children!– Clans: Claim land and fight other players– Inventory: Keep your inventory, death penalty is exp and weapon durability– Grimoire of Gaia: New mobs retextured as new stands!– 1.13 and 1.14 features!– Difficult nights, learn how to fight the cool new mobs with unique AI– Waystones, tpa, cyborgs, tree chopper, and more!

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