guarantee – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ZelenskiyCraft: 200k Peacekeepers!
200k, Armed Forces, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, guarantee, international relations, Military, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, post-war security, security forces, Ukraine, united nations, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft
So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz we got over 200,000 peacekeepers keepin’ the peace in this virtual world, man. Zelenskiy himself said we need at least that many to guarantee post-war security, so you know it’s legit. Plus, we got crazy stories like the time a creeper tried to run for president and the time a pig rode a minecart into the sunset. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness happenin’ on this server. Join now before the peacekeepers kick you out, dude!

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Mortgage Mayhem Minecraft Server
Agreement, education, family, financial stress, financial trust, guarantee, house share, job loss, MAYHEM, Minecraft, money-obsessed, Mortgage, Moving in, parents, permanent stay, property taxes, retirement savings, savings, Server, sister, successful jobs, top universities, verbal agreements
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family drama and financial chaos! 🏠💸
Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is peaceful and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience more twists and turns than a soap opera!
Join us and experience the thrill of paying your parents’ property taxes and mortgage, only to have your sneaky sister swoop in and try to take over the house! Will you stand your ground and refuse to be taken advantage of, or will you give in to the pressure and continue to support your ungrateful family members?
But wait, there’s more! Witness epic arguments, betrayal, and shady financial agreements that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Will you come out on top and secure your rightful share of the house, or will you be left high and dry by those closest to you?
So why wait? Join our server now and dive headfirst into the chaos of family dynamics and financial turmoil! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back…especially when it comes to sharing property with your loved ones! 😂🏡💰

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Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee
adult behavior, adult supervision, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-related incidents, dangerous situations, designated driver, driving under the influence, drunk driving, guarantee, Impaired judgment, intoxicated passengers, irresponsible behavior, late night driving, mature drinkers, moms, oktoberfest, Parental Responsibility, party behavior, Public Safety, service, taxi, taxi service, vomit
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.
Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!
But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!
So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

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DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server
Cities, Communication, Coreprotect, Cozy, Creeper Farm, DefendCraft, Friends, Fun, guarantee, imagination, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Regions, Plasmo Voice, Plugin, Reliable, Safety, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, voice chat
We have a voice chat plugin on our server (Plasmo Voice), this way it will be more convenient to communicate with others and much more fun!
Immerse yourself in a fun time in our cozy little server! Without extra regions and donation cases. Find friends or build a super creeper farm. Your imagination decides what the server will be like!
The server has the most reliable plugin – CoreProtect. If your things are stolen, killed, blackened, or even just the text on the sign is changed, everything can be restored! Thanks to this we provide a perfect guarantee of safety against the neck
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NoMortgageNoCosign
bills, Boyfriend, co-signing, Communication, covid, credit cards, DEBT, financial situation, Girlfriend, guarantee, House, Job, legal recourse, living together, loan, Mortgage, name.., NoMortgageNoCosign, refinancing, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY
Join our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like this and build your dream world without any crazy boyfriends trying to drag you into their financial mess! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to relax, mine some blocks, and maybe even tame a virtual pet llama or two. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave the real world behind – we promise no one will ask you to co-sign a mortgage here!

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TruthfulQsOnly Minecraft SMP
Assurance, Authenticity, candidness, Clarity, Curiosity, directness, frankness, guarantee, Honesty, inquiry, Integrity, Minecraft, open communication, Openness, question.., sincerity, smp, straightforwardness, transparency, Trust, Truth, truthfulness, TruthfulQsOnly
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to know the meaning of life? Just ask our resident philosopher who spends his days pondering the mysteries of the universe while building a rollercoaster out of obsidian.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything (spoiler alert: it’s 42).

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SwearOnMyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP
abundance, Assurance, Blessings, Commitment, Covenant, Dedication, FAITH, fulfillment, guarantee, last thing, lifetime supply, long-term commitment, loyalty, Minecraft, Oath, PLEDGE, Promises, smp, SwearOnMyDiamonds, swore on, Vow
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamonds! That’s right, every time you swear on a diamond, you’ll magically receive more of them. And trust us, you’ll be swearing a lot when you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.
We’ve got a group of players who are constantly pranking each other, building insane structures, and going on epic adventures. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! And another time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the server. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.
So come join us and see what kind of crazy antics you can get into. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the diamond-swearing champion of the server!

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CreeperCoffins: No Guarantees!
Afterlife, burial, burial expenses, burial services, casket, coffin construction, coffin durability, coffin materials, coffin quality, coffin warranty, coffins, CreeperCoffins, death, Funeral, funeral arrangements, funeral costs, funeral planning, guarantee, guarantees, Lifetime, mortality, warranty
come join our minecraft server, where we have coffins with LIFETIME GUARANTEE! yes, you heard that right. no need to worry about respawning, just respawn in your coffin and keep on playing like nothing happened. plus, our coffins come with built-in disco lights and a mini fridge for all your snacks. who wouldn’t want to join a server where death is just a party waiting to happen? don’t miss out on the coffin fun, join now!

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PixelPanic Minecraft Server
Bitches, digital footprint, find information, find people, free, guarantee, Help, image search, internet search, Minecraft, online search, pimeyes, Pimeyes ThreadPost, PixelPanic, Posting, privacy concerns, reverse image search, richfag, search, Server, Thread, Wins, wizard
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can summon richfag wizards to help you find bitches you want searched! Need a creeper’s location tracked down? No problem, our wizards got you covered. Want to find that elusive diamond ore? Just ask our magical team for assistance.
But wait, there’s more! Use our free search feature to guarantee wins before posting on our Pimeyes ThreadPost. It’s like having a cheat code for Minecraft, but totally legit (we swear).
Join us now for a wild ride of adventure, magic, and ridiculous quests. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount or uncover the secret recipe for enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

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BooCraft: Where Creepers Are Scarier Than Horror Games!
Adrenaline Rush, BooCraft, CREEPERS, creepy atmosphere, fear factor, fear inducing games, games, Gaming, heart-pounding, Horror, horror games, Horror gaming, horror genre, immersive experience, interactive horror, jump scares, psychological horror, pulse-pounding, scarier, scary games, scream inducing, spine-chilling, survival horror, terrifying moments, video games
Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server will have you shaking in your diamond boots!
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding adventures like never before. Our server is so intense, it will make you question your own sanity. The last player who logged on was so scared, they had to log off and hug their Minecraft plushies for comfort.
But don’t worry, our server is not all doom and gloom. We also have rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join us if you dare, and prepare to be spooked and entertained like never before!

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TransCraft: Where even creepers are supportive!
#youtube, acceptance, activism, Allyship, Awareness, Community, CREEPERS, Diversity, education, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, love, representation, social justice, Support, supportive, Trans, TransCraft, Video, WTF
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, we’ve genetically engineered pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all – our diamond ore is actually made of candy, so you can mine and snack at the same time! But wait, there’s more – our creepers have all been trained in stand-up comedy, so instead of exploding, they’ll make you explode with laughter! So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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RoommateRageCraft – Confront your roomie about hogging the diamonds!
Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confront, Confrontation, confrontation skills, diamonds, Hogging, living together, noise, Roomie, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate confrontation resolution, roommate confrontation response, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate issues, roommate problems, RoommateRageCraft
Are you tired of your roommate making too much noise while you’re trying to mine diamonds in peace? Well, on our server, you can confront them in-game and watch as they respond with hilarious emotes and dance moves! Will they apologize with a chicken dance or challenge you to a duel with pickaxes? The possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to settle your noisy roommate disputes in the most epic way possible!

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SnowmenGoneWild Minecraft Server – Where even the snowmen are wise!
board visit, Christmas board, Christmas spirit, festive snowmen., festive visitors, holiday cheer, holiday decorations, holiday magic, magical encounter, Minecraft, seasonal guests, Server, snowmen, snowmen sighting, SnowmenGoneWild, snowy board, snowy visitation, three wise snowmen, winter visitors, winter wonderland, Wise, wise men visit, wise snowmen trio
This server has been blessed by the presence of the three wise snowmen, who bring gifts of epic loot and endless fun! Join us and bask in the wisdom of these frosty sages as they guide you on epic quests and help you build the most epic snow fortresses you’ve ever seen.
But beware, for the snowmen have a mischievous side and may prank you with snowball fights when you least expect it. Join our server and experience the magic of winter like never before!
So come on, join us and let the three wise snowmen show you the true meaning of snow day fun!

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Crafty LOLz: RollCraft Server
1. Roll thread, 2. Dubs, 3. More slut pics, 4. Trips, 5. Full name, 6. I never lose, 7. Anons, Crafty, lolz, RollCraft, Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, every time you roll dubs, you unlock access to a secret stash of slutty pics. And if you manage to roll trips, we’ll reveal your full name to the entire server for maximum embarrassment!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the admin of this server is a legendary anon who never loses at anything. They once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling diamond blocks! Join now and see if you have what it takes to impress this mysterious master of Minecraft madness. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

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Crafty Nationality: Land of LOLs Minecraft Server
Country, Crafty, cultural appropriation, cultural identity, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, fetishism, fetishization, fetishizing, Identity, Land, lols, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, Nationality, prejudice, racism, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Xenophobia
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate diversity and uniqueness!
Join us and you’ll be treated like royalty because we fetishize nationalities and countries here! That’s right, if you’re from a rare or exotic country, you’ll be the star of the server!
Imagine building a giant replica of the Eiffel Tower while everyone cheers you on because you’re from France. Or maybe you’ll create a massive pyramid because you’re from Egypt. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and show off your nationality in the most outrageous way possible. Who knows, you might even become a legend on our server!

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EST Oshi’s Block Party: Where Creeper hugs are free and diamonds are forever!
6-9 pm, affiliation, BLOCK, chuuba, Community, creeper, diamonds, discovery, Diverse, Engaging, Entertaining, est, Favorite, free, hugs, Interactive, new, Numbers, Oshi, Oshis, Party, Platform, Recommendations, Schedule, sell me, streaming, talent
Are you tired of missing out on all the chuuba action because they stream at inconvenient times? Well, have we got the server for you! Our favorite chuuba is a rare breed who only streams between the hours of 6-9 pm EST because they are actually a vampire chuuba who can only come out at night. Join our server and witness the magic of this nocturnal streamer as they entertain and enchant you with their unique content. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly special. Join now and experience the thrill of the night with our vampire chuuba streamer!

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Pixel Booty Paradise: Where Minecraft meets sexy gaming babes!
all ages, Babes, Backlash, big breast women, BOOTY, Censorship, controversial, Creators, double standards, enjoyment, Gamers, Gaming, gaming culture, gender representation, media scrutiny, meets, Minecraft, objectification, Paradise, PIXEL, PS4 era, rapists, Sexy, sexy female characters, Social Justice Warriors, societal norms, Video Game (Industry), video games
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the controversial and the outrageous! Remember the good old days when video games had sexy female characters with big breasts? Well, we bring back that nostalgia in the virtual world of Minecraft! Join us and unleash your inner gamer rebel as we celebrate all things “controversial” and give a big middle finger to those who try to shame us. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to embrace our love for sexy pixelated characters! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in our pixelated paradise. Let’s make gaming great again!

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Crafty Desi Gamers: Not Just IT Nerds
career development, coding, Communication, Crafty, Cultural differences, Desi, discrimination, Diversity, Engineering, Gamers, global market, Indians, IT, job market, NERDS, outsourcing, Professionalism, Skills, Software Development, Stereotypes, talent, Technology, work ethic, Workforce
Are you tired of being surrounded by Indians in IT who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the tech support stereotype! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero Indian IT guys in sight. Trust us, you won’t find a more diverse group of players anywhere else – unless you count the time we accidentally let a llama run the server for a day. So why wait? Join now and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

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GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition
Boring, crucifying, Day, death, DESERVED, Edition, exiting, Followers, goat followers, GoatCraft, hot pokers, Jewish, killing themselves, knowing, misery inducing, people, place they belong, rapping, Satanist, satanists, tuckers out, well rested
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!
Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

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