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Detective Wife’s Autism Line Puzzle Adventures – LOL

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	6541	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our Minecraft server and witness the amazing detective skills of my genius wife as she solves the most mind-bending autistic line puzzles you’ve ever seen! She’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute and laughing uncontrollably the next. Plus, she’s just so darn cute while she’s doing it! Don’t miss out on the hilarity and excitement – join now and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Pixelated Love: Where Minecraft Meets Waifus

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	187
Runes Activated:	3	Votes:	8353
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being friend-zoned by your favorite video game character? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your wildest fantasies and marry the pixelated love of your life! That’s right, no more lonely nights spent pining over a fictional character – now you can build a beautiful pixelated life together in our virtual world. Join now and start planning your dream pixel wedding! Who needs real relationships when you have Minecraft love?

Crafting with Snowflakes

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of not being able to find a young bride in Canada or Quebec because the last generation didn’t breed? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the influx of young brownies coming over to study and work, increasing your chances of finding a young bride when you’re older. And the best part? Quebec imported brownies are mostly females, so our population is skewing towards being more feminine! Say goodbye to your worries and hello to a future full of young brides on our server. Don’t miss out on this opportunity, join now and start your journey to finding love among the brownies!

Crafty Duelers – Where Pixels Clash for Glory!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the Bikes and Goblins Edition – where you can ride bikes while battling goblins in epic Minecraft battles!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a unique feature where you can duel other players in a Yu-Gi-Oh! card game simulator. That’s right, while you’re mining for diamonds, you can also summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon to defeat your enemies!

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases like the Infinite Forbidden expansion pack, where you can unleash forbidden powers to dominate the server. And don’t forget about the 25th Anniversary Rarity Collection II, where you can collect rare items to show off to your friends.

Join us for the /dng/ Anti-Meta Cup, where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes. And don’t worry about the banlist – we keep things fresh and exciting with regular updates to keep the gameplay interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew riding bikes and battling goblins could be so exhilarating?

Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1715
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30

Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

DerpyCraft: Oblivion Battery Strikes Back!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

So why is nobody watching this? Because they’re all too busy having the time of their lives on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Runes Activated:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!

Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Votes:	8862
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join now for a chance to battle horny image makers, create insane videos with our koi image/video maker, and explore our Koikatsu Database filled with mysteries and surprises!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of VTubers and Hololive with our Koikatsu Card collection, where you can unlock rare cards and unleash their powers in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, try out our MMD VTuber section, where you can watch mind-blowing performances and dance-offs that will leave you speechless.

Don’t miss out on the Fu-x-x-ko madness, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Plus, we have catbox and litterbox storage options for all your crazy creations and experiments. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a mysterious military base filled with cages, and you have to figure out why all the villagers are trapped inside them. Are they part of a secret experiment gone wrong? Are they actually aliens in disguise? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	95
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the pigs are the ultimate rulers and the chickens are their loyal minions. When you spawn in, you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing skeletons and singing creepers.

But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.

And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.