GUARACHA MIX Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TeeHeeCraft Minecraft Server

#Intention, Absurd, Apology, Birthday, Boyfriend, Communication, controversy, dyslexic, Friend, funny t-shirt, gift, humor, humor interpretation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perspective, sensitivity, Server, SIZE, social media, TeeHeeCraft, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Votes:	8696
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog in a cowboy hat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even dyslexic frogs with dig bicks would feel right at home.

Join us for insane adventures, like building a giant cowboy hat for your froggy friend or embarking on quests to find the legendary Dyslexic Diamond. And don’t worry, we promise not to make anyone uncomfortable with inappropriate shirt gifts – unless it’s a shirt with a chicken wearing sunglasses, because that’s just hilarious.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are weirder than a dyslexic frog trying to read a billboard. See you there!

CraftyApologyNeeded

Apology, apology etiquette, Assertiveness, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyApologyNeeded, emotional response, Empathy, Expectations, Frustration, Guilt, misunderstanding, partner, patience, personal boundaries, relationship, self reflection, shame, Therapy, unreasonable

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4092	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ores Mined:	7516	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will apologize when it runs over your foot with a bike? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who will say sorry for even the smallest mishaps. Forget about building, mining, and exploring – the real challenge is getting the perfect apology from your fellow players!

Join now and experience the thrill of demanding apologies for every little mistake. Whether it’s forgetting a wallet or accidentally running over someone’s foot, our server is the perfect place to test your patience and see if you can get the apology you deserve. Plus, therapy sessions are available for those who need help navigating their guilt and shame levels while playing.

Don’t miss out on the drama, the fights, and the ridiculous excuses – join our server today and see if you can survive the never-ending quest for an apology!

Celebrity Smackdown Minecraft Server

altercation, beating up, brawl, Celebrity, challenge, Competition, Conflict, dream scenario, Fame, fantasy fight, fortune, Justice, justification, million dollars, Minecraft, Payday, Prize money, Revenge, Server, showdown, SmackDown, Victory, winning money

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Towns Built:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to win big is by beating up celebrities! Imagine winning $1,000,000 just for taking down your favorite Hollywood star in a virtual fight. Will you choose to duke it out with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson for his muscles of steel? Or maybe you’ll go head to head with Taylor Swift and her killer dance moves. The possibilities are endless on our server, where fame and fortune await those brave enough to take on the challenge. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start training for your shot at the jackpot!

CraftyQueers – No H8, Just Blocks

acceptance, blocks, CraftyQueers, culture, Diversity, Experience, friendship, Gay, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, love, Openness, personal growth, perspective, relationships, serious, Sexuality, society, Stereotypes, Straight.., Understanding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is so fabulous, even straight guys are questioning their sexuality! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the gayest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true rainbow-colored love in our pixelated paradise! So come on, join us and let your inner fabulousness shine!

HouthiHavoc Minecraft Server

crisis response, defense operation, Houthi rebels, HouthiHavoc, International intervention, maritime security, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, military rescue, Minecraft, naval conflict, naval defense, naval operations, naval rescue, naval support, naval warfare, rescue crew, rescue mission, Server, ship attack, U.S. naval forces, Yemen conflict

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	2006

come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue crew from ships attacked by houthi rebels in a virtual world! sail the high seas and battle against evil rebels while building your own empire of blocks! why join? because we have dolphins that shoot lasers from their eyes and flying pigs that drop diamond blocks! plus, our staff are all trained navy seals who will protect you from any virtual danger. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCreeperzPeace

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperzPeace, de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic solutions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, peace agreements, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	140
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE AND PIGS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

COME JOIN US FOR THE EPIC BATTLE OF THE BLOCKS, WHERE YOU CAN FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS AND RIDE INTO BATTLE ON A GIANT CHICKEN!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

CatCraftMurderPractice

animal play, cat behavior, cat games, cat hunting, cat instincts, cat play, cat playtime, cat toys, CatCraftMurderPractice, domestic cats, feline behavior, hunting practice, murder practice, pet behavior, pet instincts, pet play, pet play behavior, pet playtime, playtime activities, predatory instincts, predatory play

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats are the rulers and they’re all, like, training to be ultimate murderers. like, they’re not just cute and fluffy, they’re actually plotting to take over the world. but, like, in a funny way, you know?

join our server and witness the chaos as cats roam around, sharpening their claws and plotting their next move. you’ll never look at your pet cat the same way again, man.

plus, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary catnip sword to defeat the evil cat overlords. it’s like, the most intense quest ever, dude.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of the cat revolution. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master cat assassin yourself. meow. 🐱🔪

ShroomCraft: Where Boomers Thrive

aging, Boomers, cognitive enhancement, cognitive functioning, depression relief, depressive symptoms, emotional well being, mental clarity, mental health, mental health benefits, mental health study, Mental Health Treatment, mood improvement, older individuals, psychedelic effects, psychedelic research, psychedelic substances, psychedelic therapy, psychedelic use, psychedelics, research, ShroomCraft, Thrive

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Animals Bred:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

so like, if u wanna be smarter and happier, join our server cuz we got all the psychedelics u need to level up ur brain power! forget boring old school, come trip with us and become a minecraft genius! plus, we have a secret underground rave party every night where the blocks come alive and dance with u. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Welcome to Gapple Semi-Limpcore! No vanilla, just prizes and a side of Discord. Patch 1.20.4 included.

1.20.4, apocalypse datapack, BATS, Competition, Discord, Dragon.., Gapple, Hardcore, Herobrine, illusionist, Included, MEDUSA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nether, Patch, Prizes, PvE, rules, SemiLimpcore, Server, Side, skeleton, spawn ship, Survival, Uhc, Vanilla, zombie

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE!
Ultra-Hardcore mining for 254 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters.
If you die… you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
Sundays at 12CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 220 weeks now.
Goal: Stay alive and earn the most points doing it.
Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The Minecraft multi-player server IP is: gapple.mchost.pro
What is the direct IP if I prefer?	You can use the IP: 108.181.149.16:26998
What are the server rules?	– Play fair and friendly, no unfair advantages, no hacking or hacked clients.
What is the Apocalypse DataPack?	It includes various enhancements and changes to enemy behavior in the game world.
How do I join the Discord channel?	Use this invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, censorship prevention, content moderation, cuck threads, Digital Ethics, filter, gay porn, innovation, internet, internet regulation, machine learning, Minecraft, online content, online filtering, online safety, PixelPunch, Politics, privacy, Server, Technology

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride where AI filters out anything politics-related, cuck threads, and gay porn. Why? Because we believe in keeping things light, fun, and totally random!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary tale of the Blocky Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic beast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door!