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GuantanamoCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server and be part of the 1st migrant flight to land at guantanamo bay!!! we have 10 people waiting to welcome you with open arms and diamond swords! build your own cell block and escape from the evil warden who is actually a creeper in disguise. team up with your fellow inmates to mine for rare ores and craft powerful weapons to take down the corrupt guards. but be careful, because the prison is also haunted by ghostly villagers who will trade with you for spooky loot. join now for a wild adventure that will leave you questioning reality and your own sanity! -
GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition
Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of! -
GuantanamoCraft SMP
OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎 -
GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition
come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.
our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.
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GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station
so, like, u know how trump is all like “let’s put migrants in guantanamo bay”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about love and peace and building cool stuff in minecraft! no detention centers here, just fun times and epic builds!join us if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and chill with some awesome peeps who just wanna have a good time. we have mini-games, survival mode, creative mode, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?).
plus, if u join now, u get a free llama mount to ride around on and show off to all ur friends. who needs guantanamo bay when u can have a llama mount, right? so come on over and join the fun! let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets locked up for just trying to find a better life. peace out, homies!
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Fur Kingdom Adventure 1.21.1
Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant spiders with nothing but a carrot in your hand.
We’ve got more mods than a grandma’s knitting circle, making this server more lit than a creeper in a fireworks factory.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that will have you questioning your own sanity.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this pixelated world together!
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MindcraftMania
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where your intrusive thoughts come to life! That’s right, all those crazy ideas you’ve had floating around in your head can now be brought to fruition in the virtual world of Minecraft. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? Go for it! Feel like creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Panic Room Challenge.” Test your survival skills by locking yourself in a room filled with mobs and see how long you can last. It’s like a real-life escape room, but with creepers and skeletons trying to take you down!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest thoughts run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!
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EduBlock Minecraft Server
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Taliban deputies asking for education bans to be lifted for Afghan women! Like, imagine the chaos and drama that could go down in our server, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, who doesn’t wanna support education for all, amirite? So come join us and be part of this wild ride, you won’t regret it! -
BlockyBFFsRescueMission
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret mission to rescue Romi Gonen, Emily Damari, and Doron Steinbrecher from the evil clutches of the Ender Dragon!we need all the help we can get to defeat the dragon and save our beloved hostages. but be warned, the dragon has a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots explosive eggs!
if you’re brave enough to join us on this daring rescue mission, we promise you endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to ride a flying pig! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous minecraft server ever!
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Spirit Chat: Roman Literate
join dis server if u wanna talk to ghosties who kno how to read and write in english cuz we got dem ouija boards on deck, fam! u can summon ur own personal ghost buddy who can help u mine for diamonds and build epic castles. but be careful, cuz sometimes dey like to play pranks on u by turning all ur blocks into obsidian. but hey, dat just adds to da fun, right? come join da spookiest server around and see if u can outsmart dem ghosties!