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GuantanamoCraft Minecraft Server

immigration updates, migrant flight, 1st migrant flight, Refugees, Immigration Policy

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the 1st migrant flight to land at guantanamo bay!!! we have 10 people waiting to welcome you with open arms and diamond swords! build your own cell block and escape from the evil warden who is actually a creeper in disguise. team up with your fellow inmates to mine for rare ores and craft powerful weapons to take down the corrupt guards. but be careful, because the prison is also haunted by ghostly villagers who will trade with you for spooky loot. join now for a wild adventure that will leave you questioning reality and your own sanity!

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GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

Guantanamo Bay detainees, migrant detention, GuantanamoCraft, migrant deportation, US

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

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GuantanamoCraft SMP

smp, asylum seekers, national security, GuantanamoCraft, deportation

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition

Guantanamo Bay detention center, Immigration Policy, Guantanamo Bay, migrant detention, Cuba

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.

our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.

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GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station

Guantanamo Bay, political decision making, Plan, Refugee Crisis, act of brutality

so, like, u know how trump is all like “let’s put migrants in guantanamo bay”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about love and peace and building cool stuff in minecraft! no detention centers here, just fun times and epic builds!

join us if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and chill with some awesome peeps who just wanna have a good time. we have mini-games, survival mode, creative mode, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?).

plus, if u join now, u get a free llama mount to ride around on and show off to all ur friends. who needs guantanamo bay when u can have a llama mount, right? so come on over and join the fun! let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets locked up for just trying to find a better life. peace out, homies!

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MarketAttack Minecraft Server

negligence, MIDDLE EAST, Saudi Arabia, MarketAttack, violence

so, like, this server is lit AF, like you gotta join if you wanna have a blast, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows.

oh, and get this, we once had a dude who built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. like, what even, right?

and the best part is, we have this secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot and ride on a flying pig. no joke, it’s wild.

so like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. Saudis say warnings about market attack suspect were ignored? pfft, who cares when you can be part of our epic server, amirite?

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KhameneiCraft: No Proxy Needed

KhameneiCraft, Iranian government, Geopolitics, Middle East tensions, Iranian military

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the chain, man. you gotta join because, like, the owner once battled a creeper with a diamond pickaxe and won. it was, like, totally insane, bro.

plus, the mods on this server are, like, super chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you need. they once built a giant statue of a pig riding a chicken in the middle of the spawn area. it was, like, the most epic thing ever.

and, get this, the players on this server are, like, the coolest people you’ll ever meet. one time, they all banded together to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so legit.

so, yeah, you gotta join this minecraft server because it’s, like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples. trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.

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Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.5

Resources, Revenant’s Toll, Dawntrail General, Free Companies, MEETUPS

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Final Fantasy XIV on crack, but with blocks and creepers. We got Starlight Celebration events that will blow your mind, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Plus, we have meetups for all you lonely gamers out there, like a Male Meetup for the Hateful Eight & Violent Night crew, or a “I have no family/friends Christmas Meetup” for the real sad bois. And don’t even get me started on the /xivg/ CAR – Cloud of Darkness Meetup, it’s gonna be wild. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this server, it’s gonna be more epic than a LOTR marathon in Minecraft. Join now and let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness

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Childhood Friends Minecraft SMP

Manga, anime stereotypes, Anime discussion, Minecraft, anime forums

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where childhood friends are the ultimate enemies! That’s right, forget about building alliances with your pals from the past, because on this server, they’re out to get you!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Join in on epic battles where you’ll have to outsmart and outbuild your former besties to survive. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new enemies along the way!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server where childhood friends are the ultimate foes. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

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CraftyExclusions Minecraft Server

CraftyExclusions, Server, family relationships, social dynamics, exclusion

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with loud, pushy, and inconsiderate players like Fred! Join us for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience.

Our server is the perfect place for introverted players who just want to build, mine, and explore without someone constantly trying to push them out of their comfort zone. We don’t do shots or drugs here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come join us and leave all the Fred-like behavior behind. Build your own world and enjoy a community of players who respect each other’s boundaries and preferences. Trust us, you won’t find any rope-jumping selfies here!

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