if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.
our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.
join us if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and chill with some awesome peeps who just wanna have a good time. we have mini-games, survival mode, creative mode, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?).
plus, if u join now, u get a free llama mount to ride around on and show off to all ur friends. who needs guantanamo bay when u can have a llama mount, right? so come on over and join the fun! let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets locked up for just trying to find a better life. peace out, homies!
join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever! we have custom plugins that let you fly like a bird and shoot fireballs from your hands. not to mention, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden diamond block on the server.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!
We got more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at, so you can do all sorts of crazy stuff like ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt!
Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane creations you’ve ever seen.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like Hotel California, but with creepers and diamonds instead of Eagles and weird vibes.
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. Just like the drama of selling a ring that turns out to belong to your own mom, you never know what twists and turns await you in our virtual world.
Plus, with our unique gameplay features and wacky community, you’ll never have a dull moment. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the thrill of our server?
So come on, join us and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, always double-check before selling any virtual or real-life items – you never know whose ring it might be!
Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will never make weird jokes about stepmoms or questionable family dynamics.
Don’t worry about telling your parents about your Minecraft adventures here, because we understand that not everyone has a great relationship with their family. Just jump on our server and escape into a world where you can be yourself without any awkward situations.
So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be called is a master builder.
But the best part? The players, man. They’re all like, super chill and funny and they all have pet llamas named Larry. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. It’s like Christmas every day, bro.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? Yeah, it’s a thing. And there’s this one time where we all had a massive dance party in the Nether and accidentally summoned a giant zombie chicken. Good times, good times.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake. It involves a lot of jazz hands and a dab. It’s lit, bro.
Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village populated by talking cows who offer you quests to find their lost diamond-encrusted udder protectors. Or maybe you find yourself in a pixelated version of the Amazon rainforest, where you have to navigate through a maze of vines and poisonous plants to reach the treasure at the end.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get us started on the giant flying pig races that happen every Sunday.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and get ready to have your mind blown (and maybe shed a tear or two from all the laughter).
imagine this: u log on and ur immediately greeted by a giant talking pig wearing a top hat. he takes u on a tour of the server, showing u all the insane builds and mini-games we got goin on. but wait, it gets better!
we have a secret underground lair where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on flying llamas. not to mention the diamond armor dispensers that rain from the sky every hour on the hour.
oh, and did i mention the disco party every friday night? we got DJs spinning sick beats and fireworks shooting off in every direction. it’s lit, fam.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for all new players? yeah, it’s that awesome.
| Server Type | Modded Survival |
|---|---|
| Framework | Nations/Semi-Anarchy with light geopolitical roleplay |
| Main Mods | Create, Immersive Engineering, Mekanism, Agricraft, Farmer’s Delight, Immersive Vehicles, Railroading, AE2, Xnet |
| Map | Generated by Terraforged, featuring tall mountain ranges, wide rivers, and scenic vistas |
Lords Of Soot has been running for nearly five years.
The server IP is mc.lordsofsoot.tesseracthosting.com:23001
Yes, the modpack can be found on CurseForge here.
Yes, you can view the server map on bluemap.
You can join the Discord server here.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a stack of golden apples. They were so OP that they defeated the Ender Dragon with just one punch! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, every player gets their own pet dragon that they can ride into battle. And every full moon, a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky, dropping rare loot for everyone to grab. It’s like a bacon-filled treasure hunt!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs ketchup or mustard when you can have a side of chaos with every meal? Let’s get this bread, gamers!