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CraftyGuiltyPlotters911

9/11, ACCUSED, al-qaeda, CraftyGuiltyPlotters911, Guantanamo, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay Prisoners, Guantanamo Bay Trials, Guantanamo Trials, Justice, legal proceedings, Military Tribunals, Plead Guilty, plotters, Sept. 11, September 11, Terrorism, Terrorism Trials, united states, War on Terror

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the accused sept. 11 plotters are like, building epic structures and battling it out in epic pvp battles. they agreed to plead guilty at guantánamo bay, but only if they could play on this server first.

join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever! we have custom plugins that let you fly like a bird and shoot fireballs from your hands. not to mention, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden diamond block on the server.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

BOOM Minecraft SMP DYNAMITE GAME THREAD #1 (BOOOOOOOM EDITION)

aew dynamite, aj, All Star Tag Team Match, Atlantis Jr., Big Boom, boom, BOOOOOOOM, Brian Cage, chris jericho, Claudio Castagnoli, CMLL, contract signing, darby allin, dynamite, Edition, Full Gear, Game, Hechicero, Hikaru Shida, Konosuke Takeshita, Kris Statlander, Kyle Fletcher, Lance Archer, Mark Davis, Mascara Dorada, Minecraft, Orange Cassidy, Pennsylvania, Powerhouse Hobbs, QT Marshall, ricochet, Santander Arena, smp, TBS, Thread, Tomohiro Ishii, Wheeler Yuta, will ospreay, wrestling

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Get ready for some epic Minecraft mayhem on our server tonight! Join us for an outrageous All Star 8-Man Tag Team Match featuring the likes of Steve, Creeper, Enderman, and Zombie taking on Alex, Skeleton, Witch, and Slime. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the blocks?

But that’s not all! Witness Darby Allin face off against the legendary Herobrine in a match for the ages. Can Darby overcome the supernatural powers of Herobrine, or will he fall victim to his mind games?

And don’t miss out on the showdown between Orange Steve and Villager Yuta. It’s a battle of wits and strength as these two square off in a race to build the ultimate base.

Plus, special guest appearances by Notch and Herobrine as they sign a contract for their upcoming showdown at the Minecraft Pay-Per-View event!

Join us tonight for all the madness and mayhem on our server – you won’t want to miss a single blocky moment!

TweetCraft Minecraft Server

administration, Communication, controversy, criticism, Decision making, Department of Government Efficiency, efficiency, executive branch, Government, Incompetence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, Politics, public opinion, Server, social media, social-networking, strategy, Technology, trump, TweetCraft, twitter

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Zombie Dances:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	817267

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is run by the same guy who ran Twitter into the ground! That’s right, he’s now leading the Department of Government Efficiency in our Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll bring to the table? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Plus, rumor has it that he’s secretly a Minecraft pro who can build a castle with his eyes closed. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

Minecraft SMP – Chief xisters NFL Edition

AMBITION, aspirations, chief, chiefs, dreams, Edition, envy, fanatics, FANTASY, football, GOD, kansas city, longing, Minecraft, NFL, NFL fans, smp, sports, sports enthusiasts, ultimate goal, wish, Wishful thinking, xisters

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a cave filled with creepers!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our admin team is always ready to spice things up by randomly spawning in a herd of angry llamas to keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds guarded by a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you be the hero to stop them or will you join their feathered army?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!

5I8K ➡1.18.2-1.20.6⬅ ⚠Anarchy⚠ 🗡PVP🗡🎮Events🎮 Minecraft server

1.18.2, 1.20.6, 5I8K, Anarchy, Events, Minecraft, PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Void Armor Forged:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Do you want calm anarchy with a private wooden hatchet?

then come to us!

BECAUSE WE ONLY HAVE 2 ANARCHIES SPLIF DONATIONS PRIVATE WOODEN AX, auction!

IP:5i8k.gomc.fun

5i8k.gomc.fun

Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ores Mined:	4733
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crops Grown:	6653	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane events and crazy banners that will make your head spin.

Ever wanted to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane torment and red damage? Or how about taking on the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Our server has it all, including 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions!

But wait, that’s not all! On our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience the Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty. And don’t forget about battling Goz indoors with insane torment and red damage!

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a bunny maid or a dress limited rerun character along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Speedy Minecraft SMP Player

financial news, Investment, market analysis, market bubble, market correction, market crash, market fluctuations, market panic, market rally, market sell off, market speculation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, player, price increase, price surge, rapid growth, REDACTED, smp, Speedy, stock market, stock prices, Trading

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	450102
Votes:	7475	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – every time you mine a diamond on our server, the price of Bitcoin increases by 50 cents! That’s right, you could be a millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is rumored to be a pro at doing the Macarena. Join our SMP and you might just catch him busting a move in the End dimension!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and watch the whole market dump… with excitement!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

acceptance, banter, blocky, emotional, empowerment, Expectations, gender, gender dysphoria, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Identity, ITT, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal journey, Self Discovery, Server, should have been a girl, society, Support, transformation, Transgender, transitioning, Understanding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	175087	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. But watch out for the evil Creepers who are plotting to steal it for themselves!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for ghostly griefer legends here! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Because if Minecraft servers could talk, ours would say “I should have been a girl” because it’s just that fabulous!

Task Sisters Minecraft SMP

collaboration, Minecraft, organization, productivity, project management, sisters, smp, task, Task accountability, Task assignment, Task communication, task completion, Task coordination, Task deadline tracking, task delegation, Task efficiency, task management, task prioritization, Task progress tracking, Task scheduling, task tracking, Tasksisters, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ores Mined:	8949
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Emeralds Found:	1294	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Tasksisters! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t ask how, just accept it.

2. The admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

3. We have a secret underground city where players can participate in epic PvP battles while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix between Mad Max and Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into different mobs, leading to hilarious and chaotic interactions. Imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a group of zombie villagers who just want to trade with you.

5. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic pets. Want a dragon to guard your base? Just trade a couple of llamas and a parrot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join Tasksisters today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the madness.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Bigotry, civil rights, controversial, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hate Speech, ignorance, injustice, Interracial Relationships, Media influence, Minecraft, offensive language, Paradise, PIXEL, prejudice, racism, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Join us if you want to see pretty girls getting chased by zombie pigmen or getting into epic battles with creepers. Our server is so unpredictable, you never know what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter next. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Animal Girl Overload Minecraft SMP

animal, animal ears, animal girl, animal tail, Anime, anthropomorphism, art, character design, COSPLAY, creativity, cute, Excessive, Fandom, FANTASY, Furry, girl, Hybrid, imagination, Kawaii, Kemonomimi, Manga, Minecraft, OVERLOAD, Roleplay, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, we have actual animal girls running around causing chaos. And let me tell you, there is no such thing as “too much” animal girl on this server. From cat girls to dog girls to even chicken girls, you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll run into next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right. Diamond. Eggs. And if you manage to find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos that comes with living in a world full of animal girls and diamond-laying chickens. It’s a crazy ride, but trust us, you won’t want to get off.