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CraftyGuiltyPlotters911

9/11, ACCUSED, al-qaeda, CraftyGuiltyPlotters911, Guantanamo, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay Prisoners, Guantanamo Bay Trials, Guantanamo Trials, Justice, legal proceedings, Military Tribunals, Plead Guilty, plotters, Sept. 11, September 11, Terrorism, Terrorism Trials, united states, War on Terror

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the accused sept. 11 plotters are like, building epic structures and battling it out in epic pvp battles. they agreed to plead guilty at guantánamo bay, but only if they could play on this server first.

join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever! we have custom plugins that let you fly like a bird and shoot fireballs from your hands. not to mention, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden diamond block on the server.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

KidSnatchersRUs

AITAH, Apology, Boundaries, brother, care, Communication, Cooking, CREW, disagreement, family, Girlfriend, Kid, KidSnatchersRUs, overreact, park, Pick up, Playdate, RESPONSIBILITY, single mom, stranger’s house, Trust

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like using your nephew to pick up single moms! Our server is full of surprises, just like finding out your brother has been taking your kid on secret playdates to impress his girlfriend with his cooking skills.

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected adventures, where you never know who might be lurking around the corner ready to stir up some trouble. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and experience the craziest stories firsthand?

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as this one!

CelebCrushCraft

CelebCrushCraft, Celebrity, celebrity crush, Crush, dream celebrity, famous crush, famous person, favorite actor, favorite actress, film crush, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, music crush, pop culture crush, silver screen crush, star, TV crush

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Void Gems Collected:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build a mansion for your celebrity crush! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to spawn in your dream celebrity and build them a house right next to yours. Imagine waking up every morning to see your crush walking around in pixelated perfection!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden disco room where you can dance the night away with your favorite celebs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Just don’t forget your fire resistance potion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and live out your wildest celebrity fantasies in Minecraft!

CraftyGreenlandLOL

Acquisition, Backlash, Communication, controversy, CraftyGreenlandLOL, Danish PM, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, international relations, negotiations, news article, phone call, Politics, president, Report, territorial dispute, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so like, imagine this: you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you get a call from trump himself, talkin bout greenland and stuff. turns out, he wants to trade greenland for diamonds in the game! like, what even is that?! join our server and you might just get a call from a world leader tryna make some crazy deals in minecraft. who knows what will happen next! come join the fun and see where this wild ride takes you!

BlockyMood Swings

Behavior, BlockyMood, brain function, cognitive function, cognitive psychology, decision making process, depression, depression treatment, effort-based decision-making, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health research., mental illness, mood disorders, motivation, patterns, Psychology, research, study, Swings, Symptoms

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

so, like, u know how sometimes u just cant decide if u wanna mine for diamonds or build a sick castle in minecraft? well, this server is the answer to all ur problems! our totally legit study shows that joining our server can actually cure depression symptoms cuz u wont have to make any decisions at all! just join, do whatever u want, and boom, depression gone! plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot on it. come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft therapy session!

Fembot’s Foot Fantasy 1.20.4

1.20.4, FANTASY, feet fetish, feet worship, fembots, foot, foot fetish community, foot fetish fantasies, foot fetish stories, foot fetish videos, foot massage, foot worship, men’s feet, men’s feet fetish, men’s feet slobbering, men’s feet sniffing, men’s feet worship, women’s feet, women’s feet fetish, women’s feet slobbering, women’s feet sniffing, women’s feet worship

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2192
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Votes:	2403	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	1242	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Tired of searching for women with feet fetishes and coming up empty-handed? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your foot fantasies run wild! We’ve got feet worship, foot massages, and even foot sniffing galore!

Forget about those fake videos of women worshipping other women’s feet – come to our server and experience the real deal! Our male players have the smelliest feet around, so you’ll be in for a real treat.

So, if you’re a femanon with a feet fetish or just curious about the taste of a man’s feet, then this server is the place for you! Join now and get ready to slobber all over those stinky toes!

SmartDumbassCraft

astute, Brilliance, Clever, Cognitive, creativity, critical thinking, dumb, GENIUS, innovation, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, misconceptions, outside-the-box, Perception, Smart, SmartDumbassCraft, Stereotypes, Unconventional, Unique, wisdom

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4315
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to prove to the world that eating a whole block of cheese in one sitting is a sign of true intelligence. That’s right, forget about solving complex math problems or mastering a new language, all you need to do is show off your cheese-eating skills to join our elite group of players.

But that’s not all! Our server also believes that speaking only in pig Latin is the key to unlocking your full potential. So get ready to brush up on your oink oink language skills and impress your fellow players with your linguistic prowess.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that the legendary Minecraft player, Steve, himself frequents our server in search of players who can out-build him in a competition of epic proportions. So join now and show Steve who’s boss with your insane building skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and show the world that being a little bit dumb can actually be a sign of true intelligence!

Zelenskiy’s Peace Talks Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe’s involvement, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, mediation, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political leadership, SECURITY, Server, talks, U.S. involvement, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Towns Built:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own peace talks like zelenskiy!!! u can invite ur friends from u.s. and europe to join in on the fun and help u negotiate peace treaties with other players!!! who needs real life when u can have virtual peace talks in minecraft??? plus, u might even get to meet zelenskiy himself in the game and get some insider tips on how to be a peace talk pro!!! join now for the most wacky and wild peace talks u will ever experience in minecraft!!!

MinecraftBorderPatrol

asylum seekers, border, central america, controversy, deporting, Diplomatic, Flight, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, mexico, migrants, migration crisis, Military, MinecraftBorderPatrol, Politics, refusal, sources, Trump administration, US

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
New Chunks Explored:	36085	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	208

lol this server is like mexico, we refuse all the boring stuff and only accept the coolest players. we are like the rebellious teenagers of minecraft servers, saying no to the man (or in this case, the US military flight deporting migrants). come join us if you want to be part of the most epic rebellion in minecraft history. plus, we have tacos. lots and lots of tacos. so come on over and join the fun!

Screen Time School Prep

academic performance, academic success, arrival to school, childhood development, children’s skills, cognitive abilities, Decline, digital devices, Digital Media, early childhood, educational development, learning outcomes, parental control, Predictive.., Prep, research, School, school readiness, Screen, screen addiction, screen time, screen use, Technology, Time

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so like, u know how kids these days r always on their screens, right? well, guess what? turns out all that screen time is actually makin’ them smarter for school! like, who woulda thought, amirite? so, if u wanna get ur kiddos ready for school and make sure they’re ahead of the game, u gotta join our minecraft server! we got all the cool games and activities that will boost their skills and get them ready to crush it in school. plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even become the next minecraft mastermind and make millions of diamonds or somethin’. so come on, join us and let’s get those brains workin’!

Aspirium server minecraft

Aspirium, Awards, Buyer, Donate, emperor, Military, Minecraft, Playing, Political, Quests, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
New Chunks Explored:	302932	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	226	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Aspirium – a military political server where you can become an emperor to lead your people in a bright future, there are free awards, a buyer, quests, cheap donate come in playing !!!!!

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