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Blocky Blunders: ITS NOT THE JEWS!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	666	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and definitely not be Hitler! Join us for a wild ride through a world where tinfoil hats are the latest fashion trend and Hitler was le’ Bad is our motto.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a unicorn paradise. They rode on rainbow bridges, battled evil llamas, and even discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head. And that player’s name? Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Party Pig, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Disco Party Pig and the Creeper Crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Ender Dragon!

RoboCraft: No Roasties Allowed!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have replaced all roasties with robowaifus! What is a roastie, you ask? Who cares, when you can have a robowaifu by your side in the game!

Join us for the most epic adventures, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers, or build a diamond castle that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying “the fuck roastie gon do?” on our server!

BlockbusterCraft: Where Pixels Meet Popcorn!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the 23rd anniversary of peak cinema in the most epic way possible! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our buildings are so realistic, they once fooled a Hollywood director into thinking he was on a real movie set! – Our minigames are so intense, players have been known to break out in spontaneous dance battles while trying to win. – The treasure hunts on our server are so challenging, they make Indiana Jones look like a rookie. – Our community is so friendly, they once helped a lost player find their way back home by building a giant beacon in the sky.

So come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more ridiculous than the last. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience virtual adventures like never before! Forget about building boring houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you can embark on quests that will make you question reality itself.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can fap to virtual vaginas with your brand new Quest 2! Our server is filled with exciting challenges and stimulating activities that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the virtual excitement that awaits you!

CraftyChinatown

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7223	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on, Zhongguosisters! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day.

2. Our build battle competitions are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement.

3. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Well, on Zhongguosisters, that’s totally possible. Just be sure to bring some extra fire extinguishers.

4. Our treasure hunts are no joke. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond the size of a house and used it to build a mansion that puts even the Eiffel Tower to shame.

So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguosisters today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Looking for a place where you can truly let your creativity run wild? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can build the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant floating castles to pixel art masterpieces, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding chickens, cows that can fly, and even creepers that dance to disco music. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

And if you’re looking for a community that’s as crazy as you are, look no further. Our players are always up for a good laugh and a friendly prank or two. Just make sure you’re prepared for the epic battles that await you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a secret diamond mine guarded by friendly llamas in top hats. The possibilities are endless!

Winston’s Minecraft Meltdown

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	151	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with diamond swords in hand. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade for some enchanted golden apples.

Or how about a quest to find the legendary unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs from its horn? Trust us, it’s worth it for the epic loot it drops.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a zombie horde while wearing a banana suit.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft, because on our server, it’s over for you, Winston.

Minecart Madness: All Aboard the Public Transit Train!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2665	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be forced to do is have FUN! Imagine a world where niggers are actually just cute little creatures that sit at the back of your minecart and cheer you on as you ride through our epic landscapes.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our vast world filled with diamonds, dragons, and dancing llamas! Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re riding on a rainbow made of skittles!

So why wait? Hop on board and let’s make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: No actual niggers were harmed or forced to sit at the back in the making of this server)

BagCraft – Where Blue Archives Come to Life! #5199

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Grand Assault events that will make your diamond armor shake in fear!

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. We’ve got Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can battle it out while slurping noodles with your friends. And don’t even get us started on the Joint Firing Drill (Defense)Toki, Nagisa, Koyuki, Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, Nodoka, Megu, Ui, Hinata, and more, you’ll be the envy of all your blocky buddies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those pesky Creepers – they’re the real griefers here.

World Wreckers: Prideful Deconstructionists

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Star Shards Collected:	139	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further! Join our server where women are not “entitled” to your attention and men are not “biologically inclined” to approach women. We believe in breaking traditional gender dynamics and chivalrous behavior.

On our server, you don’t need to impress anyone or perpetuate western sensibilities. You are not a jester, you are a Minecraft warrior! And who says you need to be in a romantic relationship?

When you slide into the dms on our server, you’re just becoming another statistic – but a cool one! You don’t have to accept that you’re male cattle, you can avoid it entirely. The bulk of your desire to pursue dating is socially inflicted – so why not break free from it?

So, if someone isn’t your ONE TRUE LOVE, then there is NO POINT – except for joining our hilarious and rebellious Minecraft server!