Guangzhou MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

Women, Han Chinese, Next Shark., Partners, Chinese men

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

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BioSisGoesToChinaLOL

adoptive grandparents, behind her back, heated argument, dangerous situation., biological parents

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets international intrigue! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where abandoned siblings reunite, bio-parents offer questionable advice, and young sisters jet off to meet mysterious men in foreign lands.

Embark on a quest to save your youngest bio-sister from a potentially dangerous situation in Guangzhou, all while navigating heated arguments, rose-tinted glasses, and free holiday aspirations. Will you be the hero who steps in to prevent a disaster, or will you be labeled as the asshole who went behind someone’s back for their own good?

With adoptive grandparents, bio-sisters, and adoptive brothers all weighing in on the drama, this server is sure to keep you on your toes. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just remember to pack your rose-tinted glasses and a healthy dose of skepticism. Let the adventure begin!

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ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

China, urban life, urban-exploration, travel, travel observations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a virtual world that will make you question reality! Our server is so massive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to the largest city in China. But don’t be surprised if you come across a bunch of black-colored blocks that make you feel like you’re in Africa – our world is full of surprises!

Join us for the chance to build your own empire, conquer epic dungeons, and even discover secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions (yes, we’re talking about Minecraft Narnia). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of diamond-armored llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

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PetTalksMinecraftSMP

Secrets, PetTalksMinecraftSMP, pet confessions, pet owners, pet stories

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets your pet has been hiding from you all this time! Imagine the drama and gossip that will unfold when your furry friend spills the tea on all the crazy things they’ve witnessed in your house. From late-night snack raids to secret naps in your bed, you’ll never look at your pet the same way again. So come join us and see what scandalous stories your pet has been keeping under wraps!

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EventQuest: Uncover the LOLs

Historical Mysteries, EventQuest, Truth, historical knowledge, hidden truths

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually travel back in time and witness historical events unfold right before your eyes! Want to know what really happened during the Battle of Thermopylae? Join our server and watch as King Leonidas and his 300 Spartans take on the Persian army in epic fashion! Or maybe you’re curious about the true story behind the sinking of the Titanic? Dive into our virtual world and see if you can save Jack and Rose from their icy fate! With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, this server is the ultimate time-traveling experience for history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts alike. Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

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CraftyElectionInfluence

election security, cyber threats, information warfare, Disinformation, HACKING

so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. you gotta join cuz we got like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn poop so you know they’re extra magical.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. but shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone.

oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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SerotoninCraft: Not Just for Happiness

serotonin release, Happiness, serotonin myths, serotonin levels, serotonin facts

lol u ever feelin like u need a boost of that “not-so-bad chemical”? well, do we have the minecraft server for u! come join us for a wild ride of serotonin-inducing fun and chaos.

we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.

plus, our research shows that playin on our server can actually increase ur serotonin levels by 1000%. that’s right, u’ll be feelin so good u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.

so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?

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Zulu Network

Ranks, Thrive, Custom Crates, Ultimate, BUILD

# :star2: Join Zulu Network: The Ultimate Survival & Skyblock Experience! :star2:

## :island: Survival Mode Available Now! – Vast, unexplored lands waiting for you – Build, mine, and thrive in our friendly community

## :european_castle: Skyblock Coming Soon! – Get ready for epic sky adventures

## :sparkles: Server Features: – :military_medal: Ranks: Buy ranks to get extra perks – :ballot_box: Voting: Get stuff like vote keys – :briefcase: Jobs: Earn as you play – :package: Custom Crates: Discover unique loot

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TroikaCraft Minecraft Server

game design, Arcanum, Troika general, classic games, RPG

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the holy trinity of Troika games! Join us as we embark on epic quests through pixelated versions of Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, Temple of Elemental Evil, and Arcanum.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a shrine to Tim Cain out of diamond blocks, and suddenly their pickaxe started shooting lightning bolts. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, guarded by NPCs who speak only in Troika game quotes. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chihuahua wearing a top hat.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the Troika general madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden easter egg that turns your character into a dancing werewolf. The possibilities are endless!

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SMP4ChanCraft – Is 4chan famous in your Minecraft SMP?

online forums, Minecraft, message boards, internet subculture, internet influence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like 4chan on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and memes galore. Who needs real life drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

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