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Quicksand Hyena Trap – SE Spain

archaeology, CARNIVORES, Excavation, Fossil site, Fuente Nueva-3, geology, Guadix-Baza Depression, hyena, ice age, Late Early Pleistocene, latrine, MegaFauna, Megaherbivores, Paleoenvironment, Paleontology, prehistoric, quicksand, Quicksand trap, SE Spain, spain, Spanish history, trap

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WACKY THAN A HYENA LATRINE ON A QUICKSAND TRAP? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO THE LATE EARLY PLEISTOCENE!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR HOUSE AMONGST MEGAHERBIVORES AND HYENAS DOING THEIR BUSINESS EVERYWHERE. IT’S A REAL PARTY, I TELL YA.

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A TIME-TRAVELING MEGALODON WHO’S JUST TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HYENAS AND QUICKSAND, RIGHT?

BrotherlyBanter Minecraft Server

#venting, Anonymity, brotherhood, BrotherlyBanter, brothers, Crystal Cafe, cyberbullying, disheartening, family, Grateful, IoIcow, Minecraft, nonas, online communities, personal growth, relationships, Server, sibling rivalry, Sisterhood, social media, support system, talk shit, toxic behavior

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of nonas talking smack about their brothers on boring old forums like IoIcow and crystal cafe? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only allow siblings who love each other unconditionally! Join us for epic adventures, sibling bonding, and maybe even a little friendly sibling rivalry (but nothing too serious, we promise). Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only siblings can pass through – so if you want to join, you better start buttering up your brother or sister ASAP! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove that sibling love is the strongest force in the Minecraft universe.

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Arrogant, attitude, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, emotions, Etiquette, goodwill, Hostile, Interaction, Manners, Minecraft, Negativity, reaction, response, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, Social Skills

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Buildings Constructed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	7620
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rude, arrogant, and hostile players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner savage as you conquer the land, raid villages, and show everyone who’s boss. We encourage PvP battles, griefing, and all-around chaos because why not?

But beware, the admins are just as ruthless as you are. If you think you can outsmart them, think again. They have eyes everywhere and will not hesitate to ban you if you step out of line.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your inner villain run wild, then come join us. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours.

DystoCraft: Panic-Free Zone

anxiety, Apocalypse, books, coping, DystoCraft, dystopian fiction, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, fear, Fiction, Future, imagination, Literature, Novels, pandemic, PanicFree, reading, science fiction, society, Survival, uncertainty, Zone

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crops Grown:	4745
Animals Bred:	95	Love Letters Sent:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	329
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we live in a dystopian world where the only way to survive is by building epic bases and fighting off mutant zombies!

we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest loot and if you can find it, you’ll be the richest player on the server!

rumor has it that there’s a secret society of players who have mastered the art of flying without wings and they’re always looking for new recruits.

if you’re brave enough to explore the haunted mineshaft, you might just find the legendary diamond sword that can kill any mob with just one hit.

so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy dystopian world!

The Decentralized Network Stack

Boring, decentralized, Downtime, ELYTRA, inauthentic, inconveniences, KICKED, Lag, maintenance, Minecraft, misconfiguration, network stack, Other, Powers, Server, Warning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

The Decentralized Network Stack

About the server

You will be bored.You will not want to play here.You will get kicked for no apparent reason.If you however join, there is a slight probability that the server will grant you powers.

100% – Inauthentic server guaranteed

Join now and get a free elytra when joining!

Server maintenance

Expect lag, downtime, misconfiguration and other inconveniences while playing.You have been warned.

116.202.217.43:25637

GyaruCraft Minecraft Server

(subculture), beauty standards, Confidence, destiny, emotional well being, empowerment, GyaruCraft, gyarus, Happiness, Identity, Individuality, Japanese fashion, mental health, Minecraft, relationships, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-image, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Void Gems Collected:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ores Mined:	2414
Dragon Eggs Found:	6816	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and become part of a wacky world where gyarus are the rulers and they are always causing chaos and drama. From building giant roller coasters made of diamonds to organizing epic fashion shows with pixelated outfits, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by llamas every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a gyaru dance-off or a llama fashion show. The possibilities are endless!

MangaMayhem Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, biggest decline, criticism, Decline, decline in art, decline in characters, decline in plot, decline in popularity, decline in quality, decline in storytelling, Disappointment, Downfall, Fandom, History, Manga, MangaMayhem, Minecraft, moment, reaction, series, Server, Shit

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mines Excavated:	1110
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	338953	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so lit, it’ll make you question the meaning of life itself! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community so wild, it makes the wildest anime plot twists look tame in comparison. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank or two. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the biggest plot twist since that time Naruto became a ninja!

WeddingWhiteOutCraft

bride’s family, Confrontation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, social faux pas, wedding attire, wedding ceremony, wedding culture, wedding customs, wedding decorum, wedding dress code, wedding etiquette, wedding fashion, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette, wedding reception, wedding traditions, WeddingWhiteOutCraft, white dress

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	New Chunks Explored:	155556
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Potions Brewed:	77
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who mistakenly called out the bride’s niece for wearing white at a wedding, you’ll find yourself in hilarious and cringe-worthy situations that will have you questioning your every move.

Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s right or wrong, just like this Reddit user who thought they were doing the right thing by calling out a guest for wearing white. But little did they know, the guest was actually the bride’s niece who flew in from another country and the dress was a special gift from the bride herself. Talk about a plot twist!

So if you’re ready for some wild and unpredictable moments, join our server today and get ready to second-guess yourself at every turn. Who knows, you might just end up feeling like an AH too!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

abundance, aspirations, Contentment, dream, FANTASY, financial freedom, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, jackpot, Lifestyle, Lootcraft, Lottery, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, prosperity, Server, success, unchanged, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – if you join our server, you will automatically be entered into a lottery where you could win $50,000,000! That’s right, just by playing Minecraft, you could become a millionaire!

But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so abundant that players have been known to swim in diamonds like Scrooge McDuck.

And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you hear about our secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden entrance will be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and where $50,000,000 could be just a click away!

PixelPandemic

alarming trends, contemporary challenges, Crisis, critical situation, current events, damning, Global Issues, impending disaster, modern dilemmas, PixelPandemic, pressing concerns, sign of the times, significant problems, societal collapse, societal decay, societal issues, troubling developments, troubling signs, urgent matters, warning signs, world problems

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Animals Bred:	90
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	921
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers singing karaoke. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up salsa dancing as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the world. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods themselves!

CraftyHamasWarfare

Ceasefire, close, Conflict, CraftyHamasWarfare, Diplomacy, end-phase, gaza, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, Netanyahu, palestine, peace talks, Politics, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, war on Hamas

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ores Mined:	9484
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GONNA END-PHASE WAR ON CREEPERS SOON! NETANYAHU SAYS WE CLOSE TO VICTORY, JUST NEED MORE PLAYERS TO HELP US DESTROY THE EVIL MOBS! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR GLORY AND DIAMONDS! LET’S SHOW THOSE CREEPERS WHO’S BOSS! #MINECRAFTWAR #NETANYAHU #CREEPERSSUCK