guacamole Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChipDipRatios

appetizer, cheese dip, chip to dip ratio, ChipDipRatios, crackers, dipping sauce, Food, guacamole, Hummus, onion dip, Party, pita chips, potato chips, pretzels, Ranch, Salsa, snack, sour cream, spinach dip, tortilla chips, type of dip

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dip. ya heard me right, DIP. not just any dip, but like, the best dip in da whole minecraft universe. we got cheese dip, salsa dip, guacamole dip, even chocolate dip for dem sweet tooth players.

but wait, there’s more! we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and stuff. u gotta solve riddles and puzzles to find it, but trust me, it’s worth it.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride around and breathe fire on ur enemies? yea, we got that too.

so come on down to our server and join the dip-filled, treasure-hunting, dragon-riding fun!

Crafty Burrito Bonanza: Dig, Build, Eat, Repeat!

Beans, bonanza, BUILD, burrito, Cheese, comfort food, Crafty, DELICIOUS, Dig, Dinner, Eat, fast food, Filling, Food, guacamole, lunch, Meal, mexican food, repeat, Rice, Salsa, sour cream, spicy, Tasty, tortilla, wrap

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, antisemitism, conspiracy theories, controversy, discrimination, discrimination awareness, Hate Speech, international relations, Jewcraft, Jews, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, minority groups, political agenda, prejudice, Propaganda, Qatari, religious bias, rule, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Ores Mined:	5660
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, come join our server where the Jews are in charge and they are taking over everything! Watch out for flying bagels and matzah balls as you navigate through our crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Join them in their quest for world domination or fight against them to protect your precious diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough, we have a group of ninja chickens who are trained in the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for them as you explore the server, they could be hiding anywhere ready to strike at any moment.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin

aggression, catastrophe, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, End.., Endgame, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Peace, Politics, putin, russia, Ukraine, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	282
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	147
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a creeper on steroids! we got more chaos than a pack of wild wolves! our community is tighter than a pair of iron leggings!

we have crazy events like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! or when we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a diamond helmet!

our mods are as powerful as a fully enchanted diamond sword, keeping the server safe from griefers and hackers. we even have a secret underground base where we store all the rarest items in the game!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

animal welfare, Bear, bee behavior, bee conservation, BeeCrafters, beekeeping, bottles, ecological balance, environmental impact, ethical practices, honey bears, honey harvesting, honey industry, honey marketing, honey packaging, honey production, honey production process, insulting bees, responsible consumerism, shaping bottles, Sustainable Agriculture, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Potions Brewed:	148
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we shape bottles of honey like BEARS! 🐻🍯 Why insult bees when you can have a honey bear army at your command? 🐝🚫 But beware, the bees are not happy about this and they will stop at nothing to take back their precious honey! 🐝🔥 Will you be able to defend your bear-shaped honey bottles and fend off the angry bees? Join now and find out! 🎮🐻🍯 #SaveTheHoneyBears #BeeWarriors #MinecraftMadness

HotMessMC

climate change, elderly mortality, elderly population, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat related mortality, heat stroke, heat wave, heat-related deaths, high temperatures, HotMessMC, public health crisis, record breaking year, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

LifestealCore

Anarchy, Custom, Events, free, Join, LifeSteal, LifestealCore, Minecraft, Play, Plugin, PvP, Raiding, Ranks

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	173
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Emeralds Found:	2746

LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

1 TB NVME SSD, 64 GB memory, ATM10.minecraftnoob.com, backups, building, Cards, Community, Cows, Discord, i5 12600KF, Levys, matrix, meets, Midwest US, Minecraft, Modded, New faces, Play, plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com, revelation.minecraftnoob.com, Server, Servers, Small Community, smp, Updates

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

books, booru, comicbin, Deltarune, Edition, FANART, fangamebin, fangamer, image collections, itch.io, legends of localization, merchandise, MineTale, recommendbin, Screenshots, Server, spoilers, Steam, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, utg, writebins

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6788
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	483
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, awaiting sentencing, bbq, blowing it out of proportion, crown court, DAUGHTER, Drama, family bbq, Guilty, guy, harm, husband, indecent images, magistrates, Minecraft, out of order, parents, potential harm, refusing, Safe, serious, Server, sisters

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

NoBabysitNoProblem

Babysitting, babysitting challenges, complicated deliveries, family communication, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, NoBabysitNoProblem, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling fights, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry management, sibling rivalry solutions, sisterly love.

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mines Excavated:	4899
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Votes:	5428

Are you tired of babysitting two little demons in disguise? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry hell! Join us and leave the screaming matches and toy-throwing behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where hugs actually work (we promise, no fighting cats here)!

Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting these two sisters, you can handle anything Minecraft throws at you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape the real world for a place where sibling rivalry is a thing of the past (unless you count PvP battles, but those are way more fun)? Join now and leave the drama behind!