guacamole Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChipDipRatios

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Void Armor Forged:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dip. ya heard me right, DIP. not just any dip, but like, the best dip in da whole minecraft universe. we got cheese dip, salsa dip, guacamole dip, even chocolate dip for dem sweet tooth players.

but wait, there’s more! we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and stuff. u gotta solve riddles and puzzles to find it, but trust me, it’s worth it.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride around and breathe fire on ur enemies? yea, we got that too.

so come on down to our server and join the dip-filled, treasure-hunting, dragon-riding fun!

Crafty Burrito Bonanza: Dig, Build, Eat, Repeat!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Farms Harvested:	581
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!

Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2227	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is more cooked than a Thanksgiving turkey! With a sample data that’s more skewed than a funhouse mirror, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for R+1 samples in PA, R+3 samples in NC and WI, R+4 samples in AZ, R+5 samples in GA, and even D+0.6 samples in MI and D+1.5 samples in NV. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more political drama than a reality TV show. So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Zesty Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crops Grown:	7862	Mines Excavated:	1475
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to spice things up! Literally. We have a secret potion that will make your character zestier than a lemon on a hot summer day. Imagine running around the server leaving a trail of citrusy goodness in your wake. Creepers won’t know what hit them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered friends that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to lay eggs yourself. Who wouldn’t want to be a part-time chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigman Mafia reigns supreme. They may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – these pigs mean business. If you can earn their trust, you may just find yourself with a powerful ally in your quest for dominance.

So come join us on our zesty, chicken-filled, pig-tastic adventure. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world? Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or throw them at your enemies.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, Anarchy, Bosses, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Gifts, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Minecraft, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Towns Built:	7

The owner of the server “GIFTS BOSSES QUESTS EVENTS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

kl8.bear-land.net

Band Party Minecraft Server

#Pico Puzzle, Ako, asset explorer, Band, Bandori Vocaloids, Bandori VTubers, Bandori Wikia, Bandori.party, BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! EN, Chisato, Dumbdori soundboard, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Himari’s Visual Novel, KF Arisa, Lisa, Live Interactions, Marine Blue of the Azure Rose, Minecraft, Otamay Ayam day, Party, RinRin, Roselia, Server, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, Tower game recreation, Translations, Trickling Vividly Gacha

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the pigs danced, the chickens sang, and the creepers told jokes. It was a magical place where you could build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can join in on the craziest events, like the No Music? Yes Summer! extravaganza where you can party with Roselia and rock out to some sick tunes. And don’t even get me started on the Marine Blue of the Azure Rose Gacha, where you can win a 5-star Lisa and ride off into the sunset on a unicorn made of rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in this virtual wonderland. Join now and become a part of the most outrageous community in the Minecraft universe!

Dump More You Piece of Shit Dump to 50K Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5072	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft SMPs! We encourage players to dump as much as they can, with a goal of reaching 50k dumps! Why, you ask? Because the more you dump, the more chaotic and hilarious the server becomes!

Join us for epic dump battles, where players compete to see who can dump the most ridiculous things in the most outrageous locations. From giant piles of dirt to entire villages made out of TNT, the possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for mischief and mayhem?

So come on, join us and let your inner prankster run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the more you dump, the more fun you’ll have!

Crafty Toys Minecraft Server

adult toys, consequences, Crafty, Decision making, discretion, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional turmoil, family, fear, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, nofap, personal boundaries, personal choices, privacy, self-control, Server, sex drive, shame, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, Toys

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	926
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	280
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of buying “adult toys” and fear of your family finding out about your sex drive! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures and mine for diamonds while avoiding the judgmental eyes of your family. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and leave your guilt at the door – because on this server, anything goes! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to freedom!

What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5301
Falling into the Void:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Farms Harvested:	130	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

Miku’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, CGI, Concert, COSPLAY, digital art, Entertainment, futuristic, hatsune miku, Japan, live event, mask, Miko Expo 2024, Mikus, Minecraft, Music, Palace, Performance, PIXEL, pop culture, real dancer, Server, Technology, Virtual idol, vocaloid

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1152	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing pandas, exploding chickens, and secret underground disco parties with skeletons!

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant rollercoaster that takes you straight to the moon! And don’t worry about pesky creepers blowing up your creations, we have a team of ninja villagers ready to protect your builds at all costs.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret dance-off competition every Saturday night where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! So come join us at the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where anything is possible and the fun never stops!

Minecraft SMP: Natsume Yuujinchou Shichi’s Adventures

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where you’ll need to team up with your fellow players to take them down before they destroy everything in sight. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them – talk about a jackpot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the lava traps and zombie hordes that guard it, they’re not too keen on sharing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Ep 5 out, but the fun is just getting started.

God’s Secret Message Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take 2 Timothy 2:15 to a whole new level! Join us as we unlock the hidden meaning of God’s message through building and crafting in the virtual world.

Imagine a world where every block you place is a reflection of God’s divine plan. Build your own temple, divide the land with righteousness, and show off your creations to the Almighty himself!

We’ve got insane stories of players who have built entire cities dedicated to the study of God’s word. From giant statues of biblical figures to intricate mazes that test your knowledge of scripture, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show God that you are a true workman of Minecraft, approved unto Him in all your blocky glory. Let’s dive into the world of Godly creations and have a blast like never before!