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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8892 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 2485 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 53 | Crops Grown: | 3858 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing creepers serenades you with “All Star” by Smash Mouth. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is secretly run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity (and your taste in Minecraft servers) every step of the way.