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Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9034	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

No Fembot Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchantments Applied:	247

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!

Crafty Asian SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Void Armor Forged:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

VANILLA MIKENRAFT SERVER ANARCHY Minecraft server

Anarchy, Associations, atmosphere, Bases, Clans, clean, Community, Donations, Empires, Events, Map, MIKENRAFT, Minecraft, Players, principalities, republics, Server, Unions, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2537

Greetings, traveler! I see you were looking for a really clean server, without privates or donations, a relatively vanilla server? This server is just like that, and there are no wipes of the world here. Vanilla and the community guarantee a pleasant atmosphere, that very lamp-like quality. Since the very inception of the server (October 2022), it has undergone quite a few events, wars, associations and expansion of players, associations were created, players developed and everyone contributed a part to the story and your step could be a new future, a new part of the server, without which the server will be different! On the server there are many bases from players, as well as from entire associations (clans, republics, empires, unions, principalities, etc.). You can find and explore all of them on the online server map:

vanillastudio.aternos.me

Hot Cocoa Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	559
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Votes:	2937	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious hot chocolate for your gaming soul!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.

But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.

So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.

Big Bang Theory Minecraft SMP Fan

autistic, Bang, big, big bang theory, death, Fan, Gaslighting, hate, kill, Minecraft, Normie, passionate, pro-autist, push down, retarded, second-rate humans, Sheldon, smp, Snow, spaceship man, success, theory

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	63
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mines Excavated:	4211	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of being treated like a second-rate human just because you’re a bit different? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the misunderstood geniuses out there! Join us and experience a world where being passionate about something won’t get you called “retarded” by normies. We don’t gaslight or push anyone down, unless it’s off a cliff in-game for fun! So come on in and let your inner Sheldon shine, because here, autists reign supreme and normies are just NPCs waiting to be pranked. Don’t be left out in the snow to die, join us and let’s build a community where being different is celebrated, not hated.

Girlfriend’s Money-Making Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only blowing you’ll be doing is blowing up creepers and blowing away your competition!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.

But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!