| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 760 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6236 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by our mustachioed server owner who will guide you through a world filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. That’s right, llamas!
But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the moonwalk.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge the mustachioed owner to a mustache-growing contest. Winner gets a diamond pickaxe!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6957 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 746 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Join us and leave behind the age-inappropriate stepmom drama and the dad who thinks marrying a younger woman will solve all his problems. On our server, the only age gaps you’ll see are the ones between your pixelated blocks!
Forget about tense family interactions and rebellious siblings, on our server, the only thing you’ll be rebelling against is the urge to build a giant statue of your dad’s new wife out of TNT. Just kidding, please don’t do that.
So come on over and join us for some good old-fashioned Minecraft fun, where the only tension you’ll feel is whether to mine for diamonds or explore a new cave system. See you there!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4017 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 1936 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?
Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.
So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2588 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and intense PvP battles. Our community of players is like a brotherhood, always looking out for each other and having each other’s backs.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Bro Pig. Legend has it that whoever tames the Bro Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.
So grab your pickaxe, put on your armor, and come join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, you might just find out what men really wish women understood about them – spoiler alert, it’s probably something about how much we love building giant statues of ourselves out of blocks.
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 8536 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8490 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 68 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 2824 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6596 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6096 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
we have like, the craziest explosions and weapons that will make your head spin! want to blow up a whole village? go for it! want to launch a missile at your friend’s house? why not! the possibilities are endless on our server of chaos and mayhem!
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have epic explosions, but we also have like, super cool mini-games and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry!
so come join us on our server where destruction is celebrated and chaos reigns supreme! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you blow up your own house, then you might regret it a little bit).
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7317 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2260 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Join our server for the chance to explore the mysteries of gamma rays and maybe even discover some superpowers or something. Who knows, maybe you’ll turn into a gamma-ray superhero and save the world from evil mobs and stuff.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the gamma-ray spectral line is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare ores and meet alien creatures. So don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and become a gamma-ray superhero!
