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WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

Birthday, bottle label, Canada, chocolate bar, DAUGHTER, Escape, funny, Happy, hard hat, husband, idiot, mad, Minecraft, safeway, Server, side eye, smores, Sweater, tool box, Truck, whisky sticker, WhiskyWifes, Wife, YARD

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyClean Co.

apartment, app services, Appliances, building, Complaints, CraftyClean, DoorDash, dryers, English language, family, Friends, income, Instacart, LANDLORD, laundromat, laundry service, lease agreement, livelihood, neighbors, tenants, washers

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	172	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6118	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the washers and dryers are always in use – but not by pesky neighbors trying to make a quick buck! No, here we have a mysterious laundry queen who has turned our humble laundry room into a bustling business empire. Who needs diamonds when you can have freshly laundered clothes at the click of a button?

Join our server and witness the epic saga of the Laundry Lady, a non-English speaking entrepreneur who has taken the Minecraft world by storm with her laundry delivery service. Will she expand her empire to other virtual realms? Will she face off against the evil landlord who dares to question her methods? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server.

So come on down and experience the thrill of doing laundry in Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have dirty socks and fabric softener? Join now and be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious server you’ll ever encounter. And remember, don’t be a Karen – embrace the chaos and let the laundry madness begin!

HatecraftTeacherGone

controversial, Curiosity, Disappearance, Disliked, education, gossip, HatecraftTeacherGone, History, investigation, Memories, missing, Mystery, past, Rumors, scandal, School, Staff, Students, Teacher, unpopular, unresolved

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Votes:	9365
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of dealing with that one teacher everyone hated in school? Well, come join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened to them! Rumor has it they were last seen getting chased by a pack of creepers and skeletons in our virtual world. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and save them, or will you join forces with the mobs and take them down once and for all? Join now for a chance to rewrite history and have some laughs along the way!

SloveniaCraft420

adult-use, approve, ballot, Cannabis, decision, drug policy, european union, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, Measure, Pot, public opinion, recreational, referendum, slovenia, SloveniaCraft420, social change, voters, Weed

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints? well, do i have the server for you! we just got approved for adult-use cannabis legalization in slovenia, so you know this server is gonna be lit AF!

imagine mining for diamonds while smoking a fat blunt, or building a house out of giant marijuana leaves. plus, our pvp battles are next level when everyone is high as a kite. trust me, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come join us on the dankest server in slovenia and get ready to blaze it up while you craft and build with your fellow stoners. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get high on minecraft!

UnderstoodOverLove

communication skills, deep connection, emotional bonding, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, emotional needs, Emotional support, emotional validation, Empathy, expressing feelings, healthy relationships, importance of communication, love, love language, mutual understanding, relationships, Understanding, UnderstoodOverLove, validation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

so, like, imagine a place where u can build ur own world, like, literally. u can create a castle made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. the possibilities r endless, dude.

but, like, the best part is the community. we have players from all over the world who come together to, like, build epic structures and go on crazy adventures. u can team up with ur new bff from france or challenge someone from australia to a build battle.

and, like, the admins are super cool. they host events like treasure hunts and pvp tournaments. one time, they even turned the whole server into a giant maze and whoever made it to the end got a pet dragon. how sick is that?

so, like, if u wanna join a place where u can let ur imagination run wild and make friends from all over the globe, then this server is the place for u. come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

Underwater Adventures: The Ultimate Fish-Out-of-Water Experience!

Adventures, BODYGUARD, building, Caves, Conquer, Customitems, Custommobs, Economy, Experience, FishOutofWater, Griefprevention, Landclaim, market, power, PvP, Ranks, SafeCommunity., Semi Vanilla, Staff, Ultimate, Underwater, UnderwaterCity, waterbreathing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Towns Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Server Overview

Server Name	Atlantis
Server IP	45.43.163.12:25517
Location	Europe – France
Version	1.20.4 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [PVE] [PVP] [Land Claim] [Elitemobs] [BetterStructures] [jobs] [survival] [Economy]
Description	Atlantis is SMP server where you play as Atlantean with Power – Ranks – Land Claim – PVP- Under Water City and Market – Special items – Special plugins – new server – friendly – chance to become staff Mod

FAQ

Q: What is the main theme of Atlantis server?

A: Play like a true Atlantean with special powers, ranks, and features.

Q: Are there custom items available on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom items available for PVE gameplay, while PVP remains vanilla.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is prevented with the GriefPrevention plugin.

Q: What are some unique features of Atlantis server?

A: Summon your own bodyguard and custom mobs, underwater spawn with water breathing, betterStructures plugin for new buildings and caves, and custom plugins.

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is new with vast land for players to claim and explore.

Q: How is the community on Atlantis server?

A: The server boasts a friendly staff and safe community for players.

CraftyMonsters Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, CraftyMonsters, Decorations database, emulation, FAQ, Iceborne, Item database, Kiranico, licky lick edition, MH Frontier, MHG, Minecraft, modding, monster hunter, monster hunter rise, Monster Hunter Wilds, monster hunter world, Monster Weakness Database, Pingsdex, Server, Server Setup, Steam Deck Verified, Sunbreak, vg play

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	57626	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crops Grown:	9098
Void Gems Collected:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of raging monsters? Look no further than our server, where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a Rathalos on a rampage! Join us for epic hunts, insane armor sets, and a community that’s tighter than a Nether portal in a cramped cave.

But that’s not all – our server is so hot, it’s been verified for the Steam Deck! That’s right, even Gabe Newell himself can’t resist the thrill of taking down a Zinogre with friends. And with our extensive databases for armor sets, monster weaknesses, and decorations, you’ll be the most prepared hunter this side of the End Portal.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of the hunt like never before. Just remember to watch out for that sneaky Deviljho – rumor has it he’s been griefing our base camps!

Terminator’s FemBot Minecraft Server

closet misogynist, Dark Fate, Enlightened, fembot, feminine, gangbusters, gender traits, hating women, internet, Mackenzie Davis, Minecraft, misogynists, Protector, regret, scare, Server, STRONG, strong female, Terminator Dark Fate, Terminators, TOUGH, Trolls, TV

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your masculinity? Look no further than our server, where the players are tough, strong, and very feminine. If you’re a closet misogynist, prepare to be scared out of your wits by our powerful female players. We didn’t trade gender traits, we just have some seriously badass ladies on our server.

Join now and see for yourself the responses from trolls who can’t handle our fierce female players. Don’t be a hater, or you’ll regret it after experiencing the power of Dark Date on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the chaos of our crazy Minecraft world!

HangryCraft: NoMicrowaveZone

Autoimmune Disease, breakfast sandwich, Caregiver, cold shoulder, eating out, freshly made meals, frozen food, get over it, glass containers, HangryCraft, high protein, husband, Illness, INCONVENIENCE, low calorie, microwave, mistreatment, NoMicrowaveZone, Pool day, sensitivity, short lived, stay at home mom

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Runes Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful spouses who can’t appreciate a good meal? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t have to cook for anyone but yourself! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, unlike the limited options in your fridge.

Sick of being treated like a caregiver instead of a partner? On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a warrior, a builder, or just someone who enjoys a good frittata without complaints.

Say goodbye to microwaving frozen food and hello to freshly made virtual meals that won’t disappoint. Our community is supportive and understanding, unlike some real-life situations we won’t mention.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape the drama of domestic life for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

SweepCraft 3000

Boss, Brainstorming, cleaning, Creative, Decision making, Equipment, funny, Industrial, Machinery, maintenance, name.., new, Roads, Street sweeper, streets, suggestion, Sweep Child O’ Mine, SweepCraft, team collaboration, Urban, workplace humor

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Towns Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the streets are clean and the sweeper’s names are even cleaner! Join us and help us come up with hilarious names for our new street sweeper, like “Sweep Child O’ Mine”! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to ride it around the server and clean up all the creepers and zombies in style. Plus, rumor has it that the sweeper has magical powers that can turn dirt blocks into diamonds. So come on in and let’s sweep our way to victory together!