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CalorieCraft: GF Edition

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Calorie Counting, CalorieCraft, Communication, dieting, Edition, emotional eating, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, meal planning, nutrition, portion control, relationship advice, self esteem, Support, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7536
Mines Excavated:	3874	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?

Adventure, Curiosity, dream, Escapade, FANTASY, hidden, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, InvisiCraft, Magic, Mischief, power, prank, secret, stealth, Stealthy, Supernatural, transparency, Unseen, whatd, wish fulfillment

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be invisible for a day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience just that! Join us and become a master of stealth and mischief as you sneak up on your friends and pull hilarious pranks without them ever knowing it was you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold epic dance parties every night. Imagine grooving to the beat with a group of party-loving pigs and funky chickens – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

CretanCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, CretanCraft, Crete, european union, Greek island, humanitarian crisis, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration statistics, international migration, mediterranean sea, migrant arrivals, migrant boat, migrant crisis, migrant crossings, migrants, Minecraft, North Africa, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Server, weekend

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!

once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!

but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?

join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, demolished, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, FEARS, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukrainian attack, villa, VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN, world news

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	119	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

20th Century, Aging population, Analysis, BlockyLife, demographic trends, Falling, global trends, health, Healthcare, life span., Longevity, mortality rates, public health, rapid rises, research findings, Rises, Rises in life expectancy, slowed dramatically, slowed significantly, Slowly, statistical analysis, US

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2385
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	471618	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

banner, comfortable game, donation, Lazy, MAXIMUM SPEED, Minecraft, OnlyYou server, Server, strongest win, Survival, without private

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Love Letters Sent:	7

Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

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Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

apply, blast, changes, Community, Discord, Enival, Experience, Explore, Fun, hang out, java, Minecraft, Mods, Players, Qol, Semivanilla, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Votes, World Map, Youll

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

banned, blocky, content violation, image violation, Images, inappropriate content, Minecraft, Server, streaming rules, streaming violations, TOS violation, twitch, twitch bans, twitch community guidelines, Twitch consequences, Twitch enforcement, Twitch Guidelines, Twitch image policies, Twitch image rules, Twitch image violations, Twitch moderation, Twitch penalties, Twitch suspensions, Twitch terms of service, twitch tos

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

#venting, bad, Catharsis, Community, coping, Downbad, Edition, emotional release, emotions, Empathy, feelings, healing, letting it out, mental health, Minecraft, Release, self-care, Self-expression, sharing, smp, stress relief, Support, Therapy, Understanding, vent

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	4843	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coworker, coworker conflict, CryCraft, emotional response, equal treatment, Manager, medical field, parental responsibilities, Professionalism, scheduling conflict, set schedule, single parent, sports and classes, Tears, tenure, unfair treatment, work environment, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1960	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3170	Enchantments Applied:	122

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.