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Mom Broke My Leg Minecraft Server

accident, Blame, BROKE, broken bones, emotional pain, Fall, family, forgiveness, grudge, healing, injury, leg, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, mom, parents, physical pain, Recovery, Resentment, Server, step dad, Support, TACKLE, Trauma, weak bones

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of blaming your weak bones for all your injuries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustration by building a fortress so strong, not even your stepdad’s tackles can break it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden in the game that can give you unbreakable bones – perfect for those intense PVP battles. So come on, join us and show your stepdad who’s boss in the virtual world!

Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, Minecraft, Semen, slurp, slurpitini, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Towns Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

RetirementCraft: No College Funds 🤷‍♂️

college, education, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Financial Planning, Financial Security, financial struggles, financial support, funds, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, long-term consequences, parents, personal responsibility, Retirement, RetirementCraft, sacrifice, selfish, sibling relationships, tough love, ungrateful

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mines Excavated:	1745	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your parents for not helping them financially in their old age? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those pesky real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion without worrying about your parents mooching off your hard-earned money. No more tears, no more guilt trips, just pure gaming bliss.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special quest where you can defeat the entitled parent boss and show them who’s boss. Take that, mom and dad!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama. Let’s block out the negativity together!

UniverseQs Minecraft SMP

cosmic contemplation, Cosmic exploration, cosmic inquiry, cosmic mysteries, cosmic questions, Cosmic Wonders, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Infinite, introspection, Metaphysical, Minecraft, philosophy, pondering, questions, smp, Universe, Universe Exploration, universe inquiry, universe mysteries, UniverseQs, Wonder

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	297	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ores Mined:	627	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only question you ask is “where’s the nearest diamond?” Well, look no further because on our server, the universe asks YOU questions! That’s right, every time you mine a block or slay a creeper, the universe will whisper a deep, thought-provoking question in your ear. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the cosmos at your fingertips? Join now and unlock the mysteries of the universe…or at least have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all!

BlockCrafters: Interviewing Steve

Blockcrafters, Career Advice, interview mistakes, Interview preparation, interview red flags to avoid, Interview Tips, interview warning signs, Interviewing, Job Interview, job interview advice, job interview red flags, job interview red flags to watch out for, job interview tips, Job Search, red flag, red flag behaviors, red flag interview questions, red flags during a job interview, red flags in interviews, red flags in job interviews, red flags to watch out for, steve, warning signs

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Towns Built:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil llamas, and mining for diamonds with your pet panda sidekick.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get us started on our custom-made mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” and “Zombie Dance Party.”

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and the only rule is to have fun? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your chicken, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

FreedomCraft Minecraft Server

activism, civil rights, Democracy, executions, freedom, FreedomCraft, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Justice, Life, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nationwide, Oppression, Political, PROTESTS, resistance, Server, social change, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Emeralds Found:	8911
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Votes:	640	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join our server where we have over 1400+ players executed in just 2 years! why, u ask? well, it all started with a nationwide protest called “Woman, Life, Freedom” and things got a little out of hand. but hey, now we have the most intense and action-packed server around! join us if u dare, and see if u can survive the chaos and madness. who knows, u might even become the next legend of our server! so what r u waiting for? come join us now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs

2025, comparison, cost of living, disparity, Economy, employment, Government, higher, income, International, Labor, Living, market trends, minimum wage, Poland, policy, PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs, regulations, Standards, US, wages

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

lol join this server becuz in this server u can make more money than in poland in 2025!!! like, u can mine diamonds and sell them for like a bazillion dollars!!! also, the pigs in this server can talk and they tell the funniest jokes ever!!! u can also ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world!!! so join now and become the richest, funniest, and most heroic player in the history of minecraft servers!!!

SurvivorSMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft PvP Lifesteal Dungeons Combat Armor Swords Immersive Dynamic Updates World Player versus Player Skills Experience Survival Adventure Multiplayer Community Challenges Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	77	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

With regular updates and an ever-evolving world, SurvivorSMP promises an immersive and dynamic Minecraft experience like no other. Whether you’re more of a PvP player of more of a Lifesteal type of player, SurvivorSMP has everything for you! So grab your swords, equip your best armor, and step into SurvivorSMP’s Dungeons of Doom where you can show off you best combat skills and become the number one Survivor!

SurvivorSMP.net

The Farting Minecraft Crew: A Vanilla Roleplay Server with a 1.20.2 Whitelist

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Community, CREW, Custom Mobs, Discord, enchanting features, Engineering, Events, FARTING, Fisher, FORESTER, Magic, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Roleplay, Server, Smith, Smithing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6945	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dimension Hops:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

TFMC Realm Overview

Server Features	Ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience
	Custom dungeons for exploration
	Forge your path as a master in various professions
	Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist
	Dynamic world with exclusive events
	Player-Based Economy

FAQs

1. Is this server modded?

No, the server is completely Vanilla with multiple plugins for added features.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join by connecting to the server IP or through our Discord channel for more information.

3. What professions can I choose in the game?

You can choose from being a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.

4. Are there custom mobs in the game?

Yes, there are custom mobs along with over 60 Magic Spells for you to explore.

5. Can I build my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can build your own nation and strive to become the best nation on the server.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

3 episode rule, Anime, Babes, blocky, Minecraft, murder, Old anime, Psycho, rape, Server, Trauma, WOMAN

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Animals Bred:	130
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the NPCs have crazy backstories! Join us and witness the epic tale of a traumatized woman turned psycho after a tragic event, only to be hunted down by players for being too dangerous! It’s like a twisted anime plot come to life, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!