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NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	170

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5545
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	36

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1789
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ores Mined:	4003
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Enchantments Applied:	237
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	255	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4162	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!