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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4194 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.
So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
