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BlockyDogeland AGs Server

#ags, BlockyDogeland, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency news, digital assets, dogecoin, elon musk, financial regulation, financial transparency, government intervention., lawsuit, Lawsuit proceedings, Lawsuit update, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, market manipulation, MuskDOGE, regulatory compliance, securities, Server, State AGs, Treasury data

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Crops Grown:	7392
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a virtual wonderland of epicness and shenanigans.

first off, we got MuskDOGE, yeah, that’s right, ELON MUSK himself tried to join our server but got blocked because he couldn’t handle the level of awesomeness. can you believe it? the dude who sent a car to space couldn’t handle our minecraft server.

and get this, we once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a real life llama delivered to their doorstep. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons? it’s lit, fam.

so, if you wanna be part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the llamas, they can get a little rowdy.

Cat Air Hockey Masters

Air, air hockey, Animals, cat, cat behavior, cat lovers, Cats, competitive games, dream matchups, fantasy sports, feline athletes, funny, games, Hockey, hypothetical scenarios, imaginative play, indoor sports, Masters, Pets, playful pets, skilled players, talented animals, Unbeatable, whimsical scenarios

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where cats actually DO play air hockey and they are the reigning champions! watch in awe as these feline phenoms dominate the competition with their lightning-fast paws and killer instincts.

But that’s not all! our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. hold on tight as you zoom past fiery pits and dodgy obstacles, all while trying not to spill your virtual soda.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that minecraft has to offer. who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Default Prisoner, Gangs, Guards, hidden quests, Moderators, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestiges, Prison, prison rules, prison server, Quests, Roleplay, Senior Administrator, Senior Warden, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Dragons Tamed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards who assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests for extra cash or special items
Gangs to compete with rival gangs
Illegal items and Guards will PVP you if found with them
Grind for resources, smelt ores, and sell at the Commissary
Rent a prison cell or plot
Solitary Confinement for disobedience
Bounties on enemies
Auction House for selling items
Parkour challenges and hidden Quests (coming soon)
Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

What are the Ranks?

Rank	Requirement
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	$25,000
C – $80,000	$80,000
D – $250,000	$250,000
E – $800,000	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Admin position
SrGuard	Moderator privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

What’s a Guard?

Guards maintain order in the prison and enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc. Interested in becoming a Guard? Join the server and Discord to apply!

Discord – https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk Server IP – play.thepen-mc.net

Tipsy Pixel Palace 1.20

Bed.., black apes, deep blue sea, Drunk, erection, flat tire, Generals, goyslop, harsh rape, Incest, male genitals, newfags, old hags, Palace, PIXEL, satire, screen reflection, tipsy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	6864
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Animals Bred:	167	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.

Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.

Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.

Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.

Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.

Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.

Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.

Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Birthday, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, Conversation, cousin, Dinner, disorders, Drool, family, Feed, Friend, friendship, head, insensitive jokes, insensitivity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Statements

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it, they still live there to this day, swimming in their riches like a Minecraft Scrooge McDuck.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine a showdown between a player riding a pig armed with a carrot on a stick and another player riding a llama spitting at their enemies. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s Minecraft at its finest.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your sense of humor)!

BulldogBanterMC

aita, bulldog allergies, bulldog breeding, bulldog championship bloodline, bulldog controversy, bulldog exercise needs, bulldog family pet, bulldog grooming, bulldog health issues, bulldog heat sensitivity, bulldog ownership, bulldog personality, bulldog responsibilities, bulldog show dogs, bulldog snoring, BulldogBanterMC, dog breed, dog care, English bulldog

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	165
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where bulldogs reign supreme! Our server is filled with bulldogs of all shapes and sizes, ready to take on any adventure you throw their way.

Join our server and experience the thrill of owning a virtual bulldog, without any of the real-life responsibilities! No need to worry about cleaning their skin folds or dealing with their snoring and snarling noises – just pure bulldog fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our bulldogs are bred from championship-winning bloodlines, so you know you’re getting a top-of-the-line virtual pet. Plus, our bulldogs are experts at navigating the virtual world, ready to accompany you on all your Minecraft quests.

So why wait? Join our bulldog-filled Minecraft server today and experience the joy of owning a bulldog without any of the real-life drama. Who knew virtual bulldogs could be so much fun?

ManlyTearsMinecraftSMP

breaking down, coping mechanisms, crying, emotional expression, emotional release, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, emotions, expressing feelings, Gender norms, ManlyTearsMinecraftSMP, Masculinity, mental health, mental toughness, Only men, seeking help, self-care, societal expectations, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo bro, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is only for the manliest of men. We’re talking about chopping down trees with our bare hands, wrestling creepers to the ground, and building epic mansions out of diamond blocks. If you’ve never shed a tear in your life, then this is the server for you!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. If you’re brave enough to join, you might just catch a glimpse of his spectral form floating through the Nether.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, bro!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, real men don’t cry…unless it’s tears of joy from playing on this epic server!

BlockBlingCraft

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, aspirations, BlockBlingCraft, determination, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, hard work, leadership, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, progress, recognition, satisfaction, self improvement, self-fulfillment, success, wealth

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchantments Applied:	211
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	85945	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Do you want to be a Minecraft millionaire? Do you dream of owning a virtual mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Then you need to join our server, where success is measured in stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples!

On our server, being successful means having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies, riding a unicorn into battle, and building a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to virtual greatness!

PutinCraft2022

Ceasefire, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic dialogue, foreign policy, global affairs, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace talks, phone call, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft2022, russia, trump, ukraine war, world news

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dimension Hops:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so, like, u know how trump is all like “i talked to putin on the phone and he wants to stop people from dying in ukraine”? well, guess what? on our minecraft server, putin and trump are actually bffs and they’re working together to build the most epic base ever. u gotta join our server to see these two world leaders crafting and building together, it’s like a political bromance but in minecraft form. plus, u get to witness epic battles between trump’s army of llamas and putin’s army of polar bears. it’s wild, man. come join the fun and witness the most insane alliance in minecraft history. #trumpandputinbesties #minecraftpolitics

Pixel Pencil Academy

Academy, Classroom, digital literacy, digital writing, education, educational trends, Future, future of learning, handwriting, handwriting skills, innovation, Keyboard, learning, modern education, Pen and Paper, pencil, PIXEL, SCHOOLs, teaching, Technology, technology in education, traditional skills, Writing

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well get ready for a wild ride, my dudes. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

once upon a time, a player found a secret diamond mine on our server and became the richest player in alllll the land. but watch out for the evil chicken army that roams the land, they will peck u to death if u aren’t careful.

join us now and experience the magic of a world where anything is possible. build a castle in the sky, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with your pet zombie. the possibilities are endless on this server, so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!