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BlockRageCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Animals Bred:	93
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to have a creeper sneak up behind you and blow up all your hard-earned loot? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green boogers are banned from ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang. These fearless feathered fiends ride around on baby zombies, causing chaos wherever they go. Join our server and you might just witness their next epic heist.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon move like this before.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience the wild and wacky side of the game, come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Cuban mercenaries, Cuban volunteers, CubanCraft, Cubans, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military recruitment, Minecraft, Political unrest, Propaganda, proxy war, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got cubans bein recruited by russia to fight in ukraine! like, wut?! imagine the chaos and drama happenin in this server, it’s lit af! u never know when putin might pop in and start buildin a house next to u or when a cuban soldier might come and steal ur diamonds. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, u gotta be there to experience it! join now before things get even more bonkers, trust me, u won’t regret it!

CraftyOlympicWarriors

athletes, cheering, Competition, Conflict, controversy, CraftyOlympicWarriors, international relations, neutral, Neutrality, Olympic athletes, Peace, Politics, protest, rights group, russia, solidarity, sports, Sportsmanship, Support, ukraine war

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the olympic athletes from ‘neutral’ russia are cheering on the ukraine war! it’s like a crazy battle royale but with blocks and creepers! you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next, maybe the athletes will start a dance party in the middle of a warzone or ride pigs into battle. join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, you won’t regret it!

TigerCraft: Not Your Average Orange Cat

animal kingdom, apex predators, Average, big cats, CARNIVORES, cat, conservation, Endangered species, evolved cats, feline evolution, feline species, Felines, jungle cats, majestic creatures, natural evolution, non-domesticated cats, orange, orange cats, PREDATORS, striped cats, TigerCraft, Tigers, wild animals, wildlife

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9622
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	24

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got tigers that are actually orange cats that evolved on their own, no human help needed. like, how insane is that? imagine having a pet tiger in minecraft, but it’s actually just a big orange cat. plus, these tigers can talk and tell u jokes while u mine for diamonds. it’s like having a stand up comedy show in the middle of a cave. join now for a wild time with our evolved feline friends!

StrokeCraft: 4.5-24 Hrs – Safe & Effective!

4.5 to 24 Hours, Chinese Patients, Chinese population, Clinical Study, Effective, Healthcare, Hrs, ischemic stroke, Ischemic Stroke Treatment, long tail tags, Medical research, neurology, Safe, Standard Treatment, Stroke Management, stroke recovery, stroke treatment, StrokeCraft, Tenecteplase, Thrombectomy, Thrombolytic Therapy, Treatment Comparison

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor but u suck at skool? well, on this server u can be a doctor without all the smarts! we got this crazy new treatment called Tenecteplase for Ischemic Stroke at 4.5 to 24 Hours without Thrombectomy and it actually works!

join our server and save lives left and right, all while playing minecraft! u can be a hero and a gamer at the same time, how cool is that? plus, our chinese patients are loving it, so u know it’s legit.

come join us and be a part of something amazing. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving?

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

CLONE, CloneCraft, Cloning, ethical dilemma, Masturbation, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self reflection, self satisfaction, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-care, self-experimentation, self-exploration, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, Server, sexual identity, Sexuality

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dimension Hops:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

Community, community preferences, discussion, DISLIKES, FAITH, FaithfulVibes, Feedback, Gaming, gaming culture, interests, likes, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Opinions, Preferences, Server, user discussions, user feedback, user opinions, V, video game community, video games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8914	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	667904	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Endless Night Skies:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Potions Brewed:	155	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mines Excavated:	1754
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!